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Ok, funny is better than true, but it works better if it is true.
Here are 4 things I have heard in a massage room that I didnt want to hear. Some multiple times
1j Is it in yet? after fucking has commenced
2) Are you finished yet? A minute after commencing
3) I’m pregnant and you are the father. Helps if Ive actually had sex with them before, but immaculate conception and all
4)Bend over. Voice got deeper at aroma thai
What are some of yours?
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Haha last one might be a bit scary
"There's a woman at the reception; she says she's your wife"
I’ve been in the massage room when an angry wife turned up regarding another customer. VERY heated exchange between ML and customers wife.
I’ve also been in the room when an angry boyfriend turned up looking for his girlfriend who was working. Also a VERY heated exchange and some damaged property.
Will you fuck my dog?
This actually happened?Originally Posted by VFlowers
Not really funny. Scary more like it
Lets lighten this up a bit fellas lol.
Scary stuff
An ml has asked you to fuck her dog?
ML asked can my sister join us
Which shop is that? Keen to try it out!
Plumeria Annerley used to have sisters working. They both left industry last year.
Client farted loud, ML ran out of room coughing.
I actually had that from a private provider once.
Aren’t they all sisters? Or best friends?
Bless me father for I have sinned
Did you have to pay extra?
was this Rachel B ?
No. Was called Sunny and worked out at Annerley.
No, I politely declined as the offer would have stretched my window out too much. She was a regular, I had a spare 30 for a quick in out and that was it. To take up the offer would have required an hour and just could not do.
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