Originally Posted by
nosytt
So I'm going to a show tonight in the Newtown area and decided to try out No 5 for the first time to see what the hype was about. The place was easy to find with good parking, so far so good. I walk in and get shown to a room and introduced to about 7 different ladies and I immediately decide on V Moon, to me she looks absolutely gorgeous and looks like an Asian version of Diane Guerrero. I try to get 45 minutes but she's only available for 30, which is fine, so I pay the damage of $180.
Moon she leads me to the room and we get naked, the first thing she comments on is my big cock, which isn't even hard yet and is a grower, but I get it, flatter the client, all good. We get in the shower, she washes me over and then I dry myself. We get out and I'm laying on the bed while she gets the tissues (sigh) and the condom ready and starts playing with her phone for about a minute (seriously?)
Anyhow, she lays next to me she says (well at least I thought she said) 'I suck you cock' to which I replied 'Kiss first' so with some lfk and starts the cat bath which is good and then the sucking starts which I lay back and enjoy and after a few minutes I ask for 69 and enjoy the view of her perfect little pussy and ass. Time's moving on so I say, sex now? She says 'You to big, it hurt, I said I suck you cum', I'm confused as fuck at this point, what industry does this chick think she's working in, her job is to take cock and then tells me I have like 3 minutes left anyway.
So in a state of shock I'm still aroused and almost there anyway and lay back and she does her job, which I got to say great bbbj, a little teethy but I actually like that and I blow my load into her mouth to which she immediately removes her mouth, so great, another tick in the wtf box and then her phone starts buzzing so her timer went off.
So in the shower after she telling me I'm too think for her and it would have been painful, I'm blissed out from the orgasm to care what she has to say at this point, nothing is going to ruin the next 5 minutes. I get dressed and walk to the front door, young dude asks me if it was all ok and I say yep and leave.
Now to add insult to injury I'm 3 minutes into my drive and I notice the clock, I should be still in there with 3 minutes to go, add the after shower and me getting dressed I was short changed 10 minutes, no idea what timer Moon put on her phone.
So in conclusion, I paid for half an hour of diamond service just to get a blow job and told no sex because my dick was too thick (it's 5 inches thick at best) and I get short changed 10 minutes.
WIR? Fuck no.