Reply With QuoteI had one ML who said I had a very nice looking cock - took me by surprise - guess she was right.
And then you wake up LOL...Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
I had one ML who said I had a very nice looking cock - took me by surprise - guess she was right.
They always amazed at my body because I bodybuild and ask if I go gym , always without fail every time I meet a new ml I get asked this.
Your cock must look like Brad Pitt
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I don't have any inspiration or enlightenment for you regarding:
"How I find a good ML and marry her?"
Same Same. After a while you ignore it as a throw away remark. If anything you realise that the BS you tell them must come off the same way. I tell them “no, I don’t go, that it’s from all the punting, that’s how I got the abs babe, let me show you!”
My last ML said my cock was "small size"
Once I happened to sit on the couch near the entrance of a massage parlour I could see that almost every punter that walked in was called "Handsome." by the MLs as if that is the only vacabulary the MLs has acquired in the English colleges they went to. The punters smiled at them and seemed to be pleased with it.
Question: How do you know when she is lying?
Answer: Whenever she opens her mouth
Hey, they have to call you something, might as well be "Handsome" ("Baby" also seems to be very popular). But let's be real: in the heat of passion, you really want her calling out the wrong name? Would certainly kill MY mood if she whispered "Oh, "Ten" in my ear..."Once I happened to sit on the couch near the entrance of a massage parlour I could see that almost every punter that walked in was called "Handsome." by the MLs as if that is the only vacabulary the MLs has acquired in the English colleges they went to. The punters smiled at them and seemed to be pleased with it.
A useful post can be recycled by shops to promote new girls.What you do with a "useful" post?
Do you marinate it, fry it or bake it?
I don't have any inspiration or enlightenment for you regarding:
"How I find a good ML and marry her?"
Haha same here, but that only happened once.. which to me was also a surprise to hear tbh.. like what even is that?
Been called handsome by a few MLs though always from Asian ethnicity, and often the ones that can barely speak English.. so take that with a grain of salt
A WL told me I was a "playboy" the other day. I thought that was pretty funny.
It is such a 1970s type of word
I have this problem, right.
Whenever a girl massages me, she'll fall into this trance-like state and won't come out of it for weeks. Doctors have a name for this condition, you know what it is?
Love....
Tell me about it. Sometimes I have to give them a few light slaps on the face, "snap out of it, woman, all I want is a good massage!" I say.
Best post.... you so clever
Dating myself, back in ancient times, 3 decades ago, in BKK, they'd say: He "butterfly", no "helicopter", NO, he "sky lab"...A WL told me I was a "playboy" the other day. I thought that was pretty funny.
It is such a 1970s type of word
Yeah - I always use this line when discussing Politicians...
This is what say about drug addicts
This is what i allways say about Drug addicts
I don’t get told I’m handsome
I do get told I’m skinny but big down there. Would happen 9/10 times. Maybe it just looks bigger on a smaller frame
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