Most Dangerous Sex Positions

[Double_Adapter]

Reverse cow girl?....what the fuck!

Free standing 69'er with a 300 pound scrubber from Minto would be right up there in the top 3 risky positions.

https://www.ladbible.com/news/health...94836-20240227

[Soton]

Any position your wife can see you from.

[justforfun2023]

Imagine breaking your dick in a shop and getting reeled out of it to the ambo ...

Or explaining to your missus how your dick broke

[andrewv]

Imagine breaking your dick in a shop and getting reeled out of it to the ambo ...

Or explaining to your missus how your dick broke

I have personally witnessed a punter getting taken out of a massage shop by an ambulance in Crows Nest.

It was kind of hilarious because I was getting in and the receptionist said I should come back in 30 minutes because they have an emergency. I walked out only to see an ambulance arrive. Waited across the street and saw the poor man getting carried on a stretcher.

I still had the urge to get to the shop and got my massage, but I didn’t want to ask the girl who was massaging him.

[BigPedro666]

Shagging a bikies mrs

[Dantaclaus]

I briefly trained MMA with this guy in Thailand whose penile fracture is probably more notable than his underwhelming MMA career.

https://www.tmz.com/2012/12/17/ultim...hter-malaysia/

[Timeis629]

Probably the one where you don’t see the cunt coming from…

[GoldfishMan]

I'm more interested in how they compiled the stats. Did they just ask every dude who presented with a dick break "so ummm... What position where you in?", and promptly fed it into a database or something? Lol....

[Double_Adapter]

I'm more interested in how they compiled the stats. Did they just ask every dude who presented with a dick break "so ummm... What position where you in?", and promptly fed it into a database or something? Lol....

I was frenetically fapping in the shower and I slipped your honor

https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...ly-break-your/

[andrewv]

I briefly trained MMA with this guy in Thailand whose penile fracture is probably more notable than his underwhelming MMA career.

https://www.tmz.com/2012/12/17/ultim...hter-malaysia/

Technically speaking, a “fracture” isn’t possible because there is no bone structure in a human penis.
The whole penis consists of soft tissue which becomes erect when it fills with blood.

[andrewv]

A punter who enjoyed having hot wax dripped on him while getting a HJ once got his dick burnt when the girl accidentally tried to change hands (one holding the candle and one rubbing his dick).
That must have been painful.

[GoldfishMan]

A punter who enjoyed having hot wax dripped on him while getting a HJ once got his dick burnt when the girl accidentally tried to change hands (one holding the candle and one rubbing his dick).
That must have been painful.

This reminds me of one time I wanked to some porn soon after I'd chopped up some very hot chillies for a snack.

[andrewv]

This reminds me of one time I wanked to some porn soon after I'd chopped up some very hot chillies for a snack.

….hilarious, but painful….