Now that i look back on it, it's kinda funny but I had to fuck in a waiting room and didn't realise that there were cameras in the room, did the deed and walked out to see my room pulled up on the big screen in the office for everybody to see
I want to hear some hilarious or crazy stories you’ve seen or experienced while in a brothel or massage parlour having a punt
Now that i look back on it, it's kinda funny but I had to fuck in a waiting room and didn't realise that there were cameras in the room, did the deed and walked out to see my room pulled up on the big screen in the office for everybody to see
Was visiting a regular WL in the Marrickville area. Got into the room and started to undress then I heard a knock on the door. Two seconds later, another WL who works in the shop walked in naked with hooker heels on. She said hello to me as she has seen me countless times either waiting in the shop or visiting my regular. She asked my regular for a cigarette then walked out. As she walked out, she was like "have fun". In my mind I was like hell yes. I thought it was hilarious.
At N5M I wanted to go to the bathroom before my punt started but somehow accidentally opened the door of the room next to the toilet door instead. There was a relatively big punter going to town on the tiniest Asian WL in doggy. But I mean, boy, he was DRILLING like theres no tomorrow. I apologise to the punter if he's on this forum, that door opening and slamming shut in the span on 3secs would defo caused some confusion and stop him dead when he was at a cruising speed of circa 300km/h
I was in the room behind the front desk in a massage shop.
A lady came in and asked a ML if they sold gift vouchers for her husbands birthday present.
The lady who was naked on top of me and myself tried very hard not to burst out laughing.
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i came in 4 seconds without her even touching my dick
i was just so horny
Everyone would've seen this one.
A girl who is advertised as a 23 year old model.
After a sweatfest in mish with a regular, I lay down on her panting, her arms and legs wrapped around me.
After a few moments I went to get up, and the combination of sweat and skin as we pulled away from each other created a farting sound that reverberated through the massage place.
Me and ML were almost asphyxiated from laughing so much it was fantastic
I am one of the lucky ones in that my wife knows I visit shops, and has no issues at all with it (have to set the scene).
Was seeing a girl once at a Brothel in Wollongong (we are talking late very early 2000's), well before I had a mobile phone. The lady was providing me with a great massage, both naked when there was a knock at the door and the receptionist (who was a close friend of my wife and I) walked in to let me know that my wife had called as work had been chasing me for an overtime shift that had become available if I was interested?
Now the truly funny part was that at that time, the lady massaging me had no idea of the relationship I had with my wife, or our friendship with the reception and seriously she did not know what to do or say.
A second time, wife and I were at Bondi receiving a nice fun couples massage. I was getting massaged when we heard my work pager go off, so the the wife checked and relayed the message that our production plat had an IT issue that was critical. At the time, we were not officially 'on call' but we carried pagers in a 'best effort' way. Anyhow, time for my wife to be massaged so I checked the message received and knowing the system thought it best to call the site. So here I am talking to the site foreman, talking him through some steps he could make while standing naked as a gorgeous masseuse performed a body-slide on my wife who was making sure that I knew she was enjoying herself as she kept stroking me. Somehow, talked the foreman through the fix and got back to things but that was seriously fun.
I was new in punting world and didn't know game rules.
Gather courage and went to a massage parlour that was in CBD prime location, in order to be safe. On being asked what I am looking for by a pretty young receptionist. I bluntly said I want nude body slide with happy ending (that what I read online to ask). Receptionist deeply looked in my eyes with straight face and suddenly burst with laughter saying you need to communicate this with girl 'inside' on being asked by the masseuse.
never had any really funny things happen but my first time was funny I’d jumped on the roids and was insanely randy and I was at work on a Saturday and went fuck it I’m going to go to a handjob hut I never knew about forums so I just jump on google and search rub and tug massage and call up and ask ahhh yeah so do you do happy endings anyways booked a girl went there and it was seedy as fuck not a discreet entrance and I go in and the place looks fucked it took everything for me to not just walk back out I was ushered into a room and the girl came in and she was just as shy as me it was like two autistic people on a date it was a good session though got her number got a few freebies out of it
Had a lady leave the room for a extended period. She came back with her hair wrapped in gladwrap. Initially I thought she was making extra coin 1/2 hour. No she had washed her hair and dyed it. Oh well , towel on the pillow.... had another pump
Had a lady leave the room for a extended period. Thought she was making some extra coin , 1/2 hour. She came back with her hair wrapped in gladwrap ! Washed and dyed her hair... oh well. Towel on the pillow , had another pump
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