Funniest thing you’ve experienced or seen while punting

[Lomax]

One time I was in negotiations with some Television Producers for an exclusive interview . Often after dinner at a good restaurant I would suggest “ Hey let’s order a couple Hookers to be delivered from a place I know in Burwood , but you guys are paying for it “
Funny thing was because I have such a small micro sized penis . I was never able to get a proper erection and be able to penetrate the attractive Thai escorts . After a few hours of sweaty flaccid frustration and the girls laughing at me - they would be sent away and I would cry myself to sleep .

[F0x]

I am one of the lucky ones in that my wife knows I visit shops, and has no issues at all with it (have to set the scene).

Was seeing a girl once at a Brothel in Wollongong (we are talking late very early 2000's), well before I had a mobile phone. The lady was providing me with a great massage, both naked when there was a knock at the door and the receptionist (who was a close friend of my wife and I) walked in to let me know that my wife had called as work had been chasing me for an overtime shift that had become available if I was interested?
Now the truly funny part was that at that time, the lady massaging me had no idea of the relationship I had with my wife, or our friendship with the reception and seriously she did not know what to do or say.


A second time, wife and I were at Bondi receiving a nice fun couples massage. I was getting massaged when we heard my work pager go off, so the the wife checked and relayed the message that our production plat had an IT issue that was critical. At the time, we were not officially 'on call' but we carried pagers in a 'best effort' way. Anyhow, time for my wife to be massaged so I checked the message received and knowing the system thought it best to call the site. So here I am talking to the site foreman, talking him through some steps he could make while standing naked as a gorgeous masseuse performed a body-slide on my wife who was making sure that I knew she was enjoying herself as she kept stroking me. Somehow, talked the foreman through the fix and got back to things but that was seriously fun.

FMD, where in Satan's asshole did you find a chick that's down for you to go Punt?

The only caveat I suspect would be that its reciprocal, i.e if missus wants to get the vitamin D from another bloke you'd have to be ok with that?

[gco0307]

FMD, where in Satan's asshole did you find a chick that's down for you to go Punt?

The only caveat I suspect would be that its reciprocal, i.e if missus wants to get the vitamin D from another bloke you'd have to be ok with that?

Married for many years (nearer 40 than 30).
Have been swingers in times past - and that includes solo for both of us.
No real jealousy between us either in that regards or any regard - we openly play 'spot the eye-candy' game for each other.
Have been lucky enough that while yes, solo is the more common approach we have had a fair few couples massages as well.

[Skidmark]

One time I was in negotiations with some Television Producers for an exclusive interview . Often after dinner at a good restaurant I would suggest “ Hey let’s order a couple Hookers to be delivered from a place I know in Burwood , but you guys are paying for it “
Funny thing was because I have such a small micro sized penis . I was never able to get a proper erection and be able to penetrate the attractive Thai escorts . After a few hours of sweaty flaccid frustration and the girls laughing at me - they would be sent away and I would cry myself to sleep .

This is such a feel good story thank you for sharing

[cplurt2]

It's kinda funny , I saw a gilf at an amp here in Sydney and booked the whole 45. We skipped straight to part threefor 45 minutes and for the life of me I couldnt get the nut off..with a few minutes left I finally released the swimmers and she flopped down on the floor and said you fucked too long. 25 minute maybe ok but all 45 minute ? I cum too much times! I slipped her another pineapple for the championship effort and just had an extra spring in my step the rest of the week. At my age I don't get a lot of wins like that

[JuneC]

massive storm took out electricity! Punting in the dark with cell phone light only

[Skidmark]

massive storm took out electricity! Punting in the dark with cell phone light only

Hey any port in a storm brother


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[scotindeeppuss]

never had any really funny things happen but my first time was funny I’d jumped on the roids and was insanely randy and I was at work on a Saturday and went fuck it I’m going to go to a handjob hut I never knew about forums so I just jump on google and search rub and tug massage and call up and ask ahhh yeah so do you do happy endings anyways booked a girl went there and it was seedy as fuck not a discreet entrance and I go in and the place looks fucked it took everything for me to not just walk back out I was ushered into a room and the girl came in and she was just as shy as me it was like two autistic people on a date it was a good session though got her number got a few freebies out of it

yes mate ....keep trying something funny will someway hit you...that's for sure

[scotindeeppuss]

that's the dedication ...keep it up!!

[Skidmark]

yes mate ....keep trying something funny will someway hit you...that's for sure

I’m ready for it mate


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