I've got a wedding coming up so I tempted to hire one of these hot young girls just to rub it in my mates faces with their old bag wives.
But the thing is they will work out out in 2 minutes flat that I have hired her
So I will just look like a total loser
Hired suit and hired girlfriend
It would be good for a laugh though. Just to see the look on their faces when I walk in with a young hottie on my arm