The secret signs for a RnT

[brownwallaby]

OK, definitely my last:
57. they lightly rub your tummy while massaging your dick ....
58. She'll say 'Virgie and Suzie told me you gave them very good massage ....'
59, The girl doesn't feel offended and smiles shyly instead when the client says 'you look very pretty in that dress, and surely even prettier without that dress ....'

[memememe]

60. they smile when u say "do you get wet when u see me get hard?"

[brownwallaby]

haha this must be kidding. the majority of them don't know what wet and get hard mean

[flamingmoose]

Asian girl's way of saying "hard cock": "Ooooh so strong!!"

[AHLUNGOR]

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[MrGrumpy]

and........

81. You call and make a booking from your home phone and they ring you back 10mins later saying that she is now booked (This is a true story so be careful)

Can surely crack 100 secret signs by the end of the week!!

[brownwallaby]

82. The girl makes claims that's impossible to verify like: this is the first time I cum at work, you're the first customer to kiss my lips, I never allowed anyone to kiss my pussy until today

[MrGrumpy]

83. and 99.97% of the staff are from either China, Japan, Korea, Taiwan or Thailand.

[icanfly]

84. Half the time there is no clear indication of the business name. There might a big massage sign with a chinese name in small letters or nothing at all. This leads you to referring to the shop by its street name. Even when the shop moves its still referred to by its old street name

85. They claim to offer all types of massage often with signage and matching pictures. Eh deep tissie, reflexology, facials etc.

Good thread but a few have points have been repeated already

[AHLUNGOR]

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[brownwallaby]

Bro Ahlungor, you confused us QLDers. A lot of your points are not applicable north of the border. It's you who drives this thread off track. Being a king member doesn't mean you can dominate the discussion ....

[AHLUNGOR]

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[brownwallaby]

no hard feelings bro, you're always welcome
but when you wrote that the TV is showing porn, the girl bringing condoms or the shop is advertised in Aus99 then I was thinking 'what the hell is this fellow talking about, QLD shops have more class than that' hahaha ......

it's a great and funny thread indeed .....

[AHLUNGOR]

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[brownwallaby]

point 88 not valid in Bris bro .... a typical girl only does 3-4 jobs a day. It's quite rare you bump into someone .....

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