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    Golden formula to know which MLs or WLs are the best.

    I have stumbled across the golden formula of punting.
    This is the equivalent of the "theory of everything" in Physics - and no the answer is not 42!
    I could copyright this and make millions but I am a caring and sharing kind of guy so I will share it with you all here today for free.
    The golden formula of punting is this .... drumroll please ...
    If a girls name consists of two repeated phonetic sounds then she will be a great punt.
    Here a are are few examples that prove my theory based on years of punting:
    SaSa, JoJo, CoCo, CiCi, NaNa, MoMo ... see the pattern?
    I am sure you can confirm these girls are all great punts from your own experience, and you can probably add more to the list.
    So there you have it. No need spend hours reading reviews and asking for advice.
    Just pick the girl with the double barelled name. Works every time. Try it for yourself today.

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    and of course YoYo

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    Good , let me think whether its work or not....

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    So all we need for the Christmas season is for either TMC or Ginza to bring in a little Japanese girl named HoHo to entertain Santa.

    In the spirit of the poem below we could then determine whether she's been a good or a bad girl this year.

    You fill in to the end of the poem what her gift from you should be

    She's told me she gets frisky
    when I wear a Santa hat,
    so with one on my head,
    upon the sofa I sat.

    "Come here," I say,
    "and sit on Santa's lap."
    With a glittery smile,
    she rushes to me in a snap.
    "Now tell me, have you been
    naughty or good?"

    She says, "I've done what
    a good girlfriend should.
    I've stripped for you
    in sexy lingerie,
    and I've fucked you
    in many a different way.
    I've sucked your dick
    and swallowed thrice.
    I let you give me a facial,
    which was no small dice.
    Tell me, Santa, does that
    make me good or naughty?"

    I reply, "It's the best of both,
    and you're very worthy.
    So, yes, you've been
    a hot and sexy dear.
    Now, what would you like
    as a gift this year?"

    ----
    Sleigh Ride on Santa
    by AugustMacGregor©
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    What about FOFO BOBO GOGO NONO OHOH TOTO HAHA at least its good for a laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
    I have stumbled across the golden formula of punting.
    This is the equivalent of the "theory of everything" in Physics - and no the answer is not 42!
    I could copyright this and make millions but I am a caring and sharing kind of guy so I will share it with you all here today for free.
    The golden formula of punting is this .... drumroll please ...
    If a girls name consists of two repeated phonetic sounds then she will be a great punt.
    Here a are are few examples that prove my theory based on years of punting:
    SaSa, JoJo, CoCo, CiCi, NaNa, MoMo ... see the pattern?
    I am sure you can confirm these girls are all great punts from your own experience, and you can probably add more to the list.
    So there you have it. No need spend hours reading reviews and asking for advice.
    Just pick the girl with the double barelled name. Works every time. Try it for yourself today.
    Nah ! No money for you, your formula fails the test ! Check the following links :

    Momo : http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...highlight=Momo

    Nana : http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...highlight=jojo

    Coco : http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...highlight=cici

    Yoyo : http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...highlight=cici

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    "rooter" stumbled across the golden formula of punting ...

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    Brother Wil... we shall start a shop and name our girls based on this theory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splash View Post
    Brother Wil... we shall start a shop and name our girls based on this theory.
    Haha, I just counterproved it, so no !
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    Gigi FeFe Nana LuLu

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    First of all, congratulations to brother rooter for becoming a Senior Member.

    I guess based on my most recent experiences, I will have to vote a BIG YES for this formula..........LOL:

    Yes, Mimi, Coco and Cici, all in the same shop !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR View Post
    First of all, congratulations to brother rooter for becoming a Senior Member.

    I guess based on my most recent experiences, I will have to vote a BIG YES for this formula..........LOL:

    Yes, Mimi, Coco and Cici, all in the same shop !!
    How about MiLo, HeBe?

    Those two aren't great girls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galactus View Post
    Im not sure I could get hard visiting a lady called 'nana' - its a little too close to 'granny' for my comfort...
    So Nana is a fitting name for a GILF?

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    Just fine tuning the formula ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR View Post
    First of all, congratulations to brother rooter for becoming a Senior Member.

    I guess based on my most recent experiences, I will have to vote a BIG YES for this formula..........LOL:

    Yes, Mimi, Coco and Cici, all in the same shop !!
    Thanks big Al. I will never reach the dizzying heights of King Member (6536 posts, wow! thats impressive) but Senior Member is pretty cool. I just felt a chest hair sprout.
    The formula is good. It doesn't have 100% predictive power as Wilsno's thorough research shows but its at least 90% accurate and thats pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilisno View Post
    That's pretty impressive research there bro. I can't argue with the evidence, but I maintain the formula is good. Its not 100% accurate as your exceptions prove, but its got at least 90% predictive power and thats pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
    That's pretty impressive research there bro. I can't argue with the evidence, but I maintain the formula is good. Its not 100% accurate as your exceptions prove, but its got at least 90% predictive power and thats pretty good.
    Ok ! I'll give you that, but no millions for you though !
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    I'd say, that, might be accurate in a smaller shop which doesn't have many girls working at the same time..

    To help in explaining what I mean:
    Ask 10 guys who punt regularly at 5*. Who is the best.
    And you might get 10 different answers. Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jj999 View Post
    How about MiLo, HeBe?

    Those two aren't great girls?
    The formula says that if the girl has a double barrelled name then there is a 90% chance she will be a good punt.
    It says nothing about girls who don't have a double barrelled name. In this case you take your chances. You could score a gem like Milo, Chilli, Lisa, Lun, or Osaka, or you could get a total dud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
    That's pretty impressive research there bro. I can't argue with the evidence, but I maintain the formula is good. Its not 100% accurate as your exceptions prove, but its got at least 90% predictive power and thats pretty good.
    Haha brother rooter,


    I just read your own very impressive review on Lisa, should I ask her to change her name to Lili or Sasa tomorrow ??


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