and of course YoYo
I have stumbled across the golden formula of punting.
This is the equivalent of the "theory of everything" in Physics - and no the answer is not 42!
I could copyright this and make millions but I am a caring and sharing kind of guy so I will share it with you all here today for free.
The golden formula of punting is this .... drumroll please ...
If a girls name consists of two repeated phonetic sounds then she will be a great punt.
Here a are are few examples that prove my theory based on years of punting:
SaSa, JoJo, CoCo, CiCi, NaNa, MoMo ... see the pattern?
I am sure you can confirm these girls are all great punts from your own experience, and you can probably add more to the list.
So there you have it. No need spend hours reading reviews and asking for advice.
Just pick the girl with the double barelled name. Works every time. Try it for yourself today.
Good , let me think whether its work or not....
So all we need for the Christmas season is for either TMC or Ginza to bring in a little Japanese girl named HoHo to entertain Santa.
In the spirit of the poem below we could then determine whether she's been a good or a bad girl this year.
You fill in to the end of the poem what her gift from you should be
She's told me she gets frisky
when I wear a Santa hat,
so with one on my head,
upon the sofa I sat.
"Come here," I say,
"and sit on Santa's lap."
With a glittery smile,
she rushes to me in a snap.
"Now tell me, have you been
naughty or good?"
She says, "I've done what
a good girlfriend should.
I've stripped for you
in sexy lingerie,
and I've fucked you
in many a different way.
I've sucked your dick
and swallowed thrice.
I let you give me a facial,
which was no small dice.
Tell me, Santa, does that
make me good or naughty?"
I reply, "It's the best of both,
and you're very worthy.
So, yes, you've been
a hot and sexy dear.
Now, what would you like
as a gift this year?"
----
Sleigh Ride on Santa
by AugustMacGregor©
literotica.com
What about FOFO BOBO GOGO NONO OHOH TOTO HAHA at least its good for a laugh
Nah ! No money for you, your formula fails the test ! Check the following links :
Momo : http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...highlight=Momo
Nana : http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...highlight=jojo
Coco : http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...highlight=cici
Yoyo : http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...highlight=cici
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"rooter" stumbled across the golden formula of punting ...
Brother Wil... we shall start a shop and name our girls based on this theory.
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First of all, congratulations to brother rooter for becoming a Senior Member.
I guess based on my most recent experiences, I will have to vote a BIG YES for this formula..........LOL:
Yes, Mimi, Coco and Cici, all in the same shop !!
Without good customer services, there will be no business!!
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Just fine tuning the formula ...
Thanks big Al. I will never reach the dizzying heights of King Member (6536 posts, wow! thats impressive) but Senior Member is pretty cool. I just felt a chest hair sprout.
The formula is good. It doesn't have 100% predictive power as Wilsno's thorough research shows but its at least 90% accurate and thats pretty good.
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I'd say, that, might be accurate in a smaller shop which doesn't have many girls working at the same time..
To help in explaining what I mean:
Ask 10 guys who punt regularly at 5*. Who is the best.
And you might get 10 different answers. Lol.
The formula says that if the girl has a double barrelled name then there is a 90% chance she will be a good punt.
It says nothing about girls who don't have a double barrelled name. In this case you take your chances. You could score a gem like Milo, Chilli, Lisa, Lun, or Osaka, or you could get a total dud.
Without good customer services, there will be no business!!
「今時今日咁嘅服務態度係唔得架喇…」
Directory of all my After Reports:
http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread...ts-by-AHLUNGOR
This is what RnT is all about - photo thread:
http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread...T-is-all-about!!