Corny pick up lines

[kaos]

Reviving thread. My pick up lines are becoming gutsy by the day.

Today..

I was eating sukiyaki (a shitty one) and bit on an egg shell.
*wave to a HB 8 waitress*
RF: I found egg shell in my soup, is this normal?
Her: oh sorry, let me bring to the kitchen
she came back a min later
Her: sorry about this, can I change for you?
RF: it's okay.
Her: You sure?
RF: Yes
a while later, I catch her behind the kitchen.
RF: Hey, you know regarding that egg shell..
Her: do you want a discount?
RF: well, as a gesture of apology, can I have your number?
She was smiling, surprised..
Her: Me? why? I cant.
RF: shrug* ok, no problem.
goes back to washing my hands
RF returned to her
RF: you sure? last chance
Her: ok next time
RF: Bye

Didn't get her number, but I think I left an impression on her and I think there is a 30-60% chance of getting her number if I return.

Gosh, life is good!!

Nice one RF, if you don't ask, you don't receive!

[Dak2000]

Nice work RF, I’m with you in the direct approach. I was in a shopping centre and walked a couple times past a girl signing up customers for Amex cards. She waved me over as they do but I just kept walking but smiled back.

For unrelated reasons I went by four times but the last time I let myself get cornered. When she came to the close for the sale, I just said sorry I don’t want the card, I just wanted to talk to you. After a couple more minutes banter she gave me her phone number and told me to call her that night.

[mytengafun71]

Baby you look better than a beer truck pulling up in my drive way...


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[Raybo]

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.

Wow, when god made you he was showing off.

[AHLUNGOR]

Your place or mine and how much ??

[Guvnor]

Can I touch your belly button........ from the inside?

[the_boss_king]

are your parents bakers? cause u a cutie pie

[GoldfishMan]

How much for 1 hour?