Top ten excuses for being caught walking out of a brothel or RnT shop

**CunningLinguist** · 17-06-2013, 12:24 AM

10. I am lost.

**wilisno** · 17-06-2013, 12:29 AM

Someone should have told me it's not a therapeutic practice ! Damn... my back !

**uber** · 17-06-2013, 12:36 AM

"I wanted a quick fuck/blowjob/handjob. Deal with it."

**hoshimoony** · 17-06-2013, 12:46 AM

There was no signage on the door, so curiosity got the better of me and I just went to the entrance to check what was inside!

BlueBirdDuke · 17-06-2013, 03:33 AM

"Is that what it is? I thought it was a sperm bank. No wonder THEY charged ME."

**Booster** · 17-06-2013, 07:04 AM

Just dropping off your mum at work.

**Ethanhunt** · 17-06-2013, 10:14 AM

I was busting to use the bathroom and saw an open sign

**LeiLoDao** · 17-06-2013, 10:17 AM

i was visiting a friend.....

**Mr. Who** · 17-06-2013, 10:46 AM

It's pay day.

**Gringo** · 17-06-2013, 05:50 PM

I'm collecting for The Salvation Army.... praise the Lord

**CunningLinguist** · 17-06-2013, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by Gringo

I'm collecting for The Salvation Army.... praise the Lord

This is the tenth reason!, or counting down the top reason!

**AHLUNGOR** · 18-06-2013, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by Ethanhunt

I was busting to use the bathroom and saw an open sign

Haha, but I know at least 4 RnT shops where the toilet is outside the shop !!

What the

**CunningLinguist** · 18-06-2013, 02:14 AM

I am a council health inspector ...

**rooter** · 18-06-2013, 02:27 AM

I'm rooter's twin brother, my name's fucker, nice to meet you.
Rooter is doing volunteer work in a nursing home today

**CunningLinguist** · 18-06-2013, 02:36 AM

Originally Posted by rooter

I'm rooter's twin brother, my name's fucker, nice to meet you.
Rooter is doing volunteer work in a nursing home today

If I had to pick the most likely person for doing nursing home "volunteer" work it would be Gucci, with his penchant for the 12 Bellevue st Surry Hills ladies ...

**Mr Crash and Burn** · 19-06-2013, 05:19 PM

I am the owner here

**jian81** · 19-06-2013, 10:48 PM

I am the milkman

**jian81** · 19-06-2013, 11:01 PM

1. I am the milkman
2. I am stalking my new girlfriend
3. I am fixing the plumbing
4. I am fixing the washing machine / toilet
5. I am delivering Pizza/Condom
6. I am evaluating the property
7. I am collecting the rent
8. I am picking up the pool car
9. I just made complains to the shop
10. I am visiting a friend

**rooter** · 20-06-2013, 01:18 AM

In a high pitched voice say :
"Hi handsome, I'm the new WL, just give me 10 minutes to do my make up and I'll be right back"

**AHLUNGOR** · 20-06-2013, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by jian81

1. I am the milkman
2. I am stalking my new girlfriend
3. I am fixing the plumbing
4. I am fixing the washing machine / toilet
5. I am delivering Pizza/Condom
6. I am evaluating the property
7. I am collecting the rent
8. I am picking up the pool car
9. I just made complains to the shop
10. I am visiting a friend

Haha, very good, why not make it a dirty dozen:

11. I am the undercover police for the project code named RnT buster !

12. I am the newly appointed Council Inspector for business compliances!

Cheers

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