Punters would make swift, fluent and deadly gunslingers

[Sextus]

I got to thinking that, over the years as punters, we all would have become so swift and fluent in the arm and hand action of slapping leather from our right back pockets, that I reckon that there is enough of us to create our own Wild West.

Next time, take note at just how swift and well-oiled you are at this - slapping leather under the doe eyes of a lovely female.

[asiafever]

haha ain't that the truth.
I'm like quick draw McGraw...

[rooter]

My wallet is actually made out of paper!
It's awesome. Very slimline.

[x11]

well I do like to shot from the hip.... if you kniwvw good what I mean...



and I thought u were going to say butt slapping of said girl not the leather in my back pocket... unless your wearing a leather crotchless. ... but thats a story for another time.....

[cato]

Hahaha.... Some people prefer metal money clips, so I guess they would make very deadly Ninjas.....

I had a good laugh at this thread... maybe because it's so profound... good on you Sextus!

[Max Impact]

Most oblique thread award of 2013 nominee is Mr Sextus (also nominated for Most Adventurous Punter)

[CunningLinguist]

I got to thinking that, over the years as punters, we all would have become so swift and fluent in the arm and hand action of slapping leather from our right back pockets, that I reckon that there is enough of us to create our own Wild West.

Next time, take note at just how swift and well-oiled you are at this - slapping leather under the doe eyes of a lovely female.

To get it out really fast you need to feint to the right and drop the hip.

[Sextus]

Well, let's face it, the reaching position above, for a punter, is as classic as the missionary is!