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Funny one bro. That is a classic!
What's the most shocking thing you've experienced in your punting career? It may be something a WL/ML or shop management said, or did, something your saw in a shop involving other punters, a reaction to a request etc. Or anything really.
My story below really set me back on my heels and took me a while to recover and get my balance again. It's probably something most of you will never encounter, but Hey........be prepared.
Had a regular service provider in a massage shop but we went FS from day one, including pussy-licking, natural cock-sucking and the occasional anal from time to time. She was a tall, leggy Filipina firecracker.....not cheap but a top performer in every way. I'd see her every 3 months or so and arrived one lunchtime and noticed something different about her. Face a bit puffy and slightly nervous.
Normally we started our sessions with me naked and her still clothed in a micro-mini, high-high-heels and skimpy top of some description. I'd get her to bend forward and put her elbows on the massage table and thrust her arse back on my erection whilst I titted her off thru the fabric of her top and tried to work my cock into her panties. Somehow she didn't seem quite as agile as normal. A bit lacking in 'ooooomph'. if you will.
I stripped her off and laid her down ready for my customary oral assault on her pussy, and it was then I noticed a bump in her normally slim abdomen. YUP. She was pregnant....about 12 weeks gone in my judgement, and in no fit state for this line of work. I asked for my money back - she refused. I asked for a partial refund and change to massage only - again she refused.
She said there was a possibility it was mine as she'd noticed at our last encounter that the condom had sperm on the outside. Now I was doubly shocked. What was the correct response from a gentleman in these circumstances.....this had never come up in Ethics class. She seemed relieved to have shared her burden then told me she was extra horny when 'with child' and wanted to go ahead with our sex session as normal.
She's a very juicy girl by nature but this time her pussy was prolific. Tasted slightly acidic but not unpleasant. The blowjob was definitely up to par but I was a bit reticent when entering her vagina as I have quite a whopper and didn't want to risk poking the little nipper in the eye-socket or anything.
She went on a break after that and when she returned to the shop I asked about the kiddy. She replied that it looked nothing like me but was the spitting image of her hubby.
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Funny one bro. That is a classic!
LOL. One of my most shocking was a baby related thing too but with a buck toothed MILF who was as ugly as all sin but a great fuck. I'd seen her a few times and this time things went a little too far and we ended up barebacking. I emptied my load in her and we where both a bit surprised at the end. She asked me if I had kids, no, does she, no, is she on the pill, no, she'll do a wee and get rid of the cum and she'll be fine. I decided to avoid the place for 9mths just in case, but never went back!!!
A decision like that made in the heat of the moment could change your life and not always for the better.
As soon as you blow your load inside them, you lose control of the situation and you are hostage to what they decide to do.
Think before you blow.
BBFSCIP !!
Wow, it could turn out to be a life or dead situations !!
It could create life, really really bad, but you have a life time to pay for the mistake !!
But it could have been much worst if either one of you are HIV positive ! it could kill you !!
Better safe than sorry mate !
Cheers
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My worst experience was out at orange when looking for a boat too buy went to the knock shop up there while staying in orange overnight and picked a stunning cauc country girl brunette mid twenties and fit during bbbj i felt something warm and hard hit my pubic area and when i looked down there was set off false teeth (top half) in my crotch.
She was embarrased and said i should of used more bonding glue that day i asked why the false teeth explained it was a horse riding accident that shattered her jaw and the damage was too much too keep her original teeth.
We continued on without the teeth and i must admit it did improve the bbbj we did have a laugh at the end of the session about it
Very good one brother Fisher,Originally Posted by Fisher
I remember reading something about false teeth a long time ago in Hong Kong - like when I was a teenager !!
There were some legendary elderly prostitutes working along Temple Street in Yau Ma Tei Kowloon. These WLs were so old (over in their 50/60), no one would want to have sex with them any more, but they could still do some business by providing blow jobs, and they all have false teeth !! and while they were working, the teeth would be out and you can imagine it could still feel pretty damn good with BBBJ - CIM !!
Apparently, the customers will be lead into a very small room, just a chair or small bed, very dark inside, and you can hardly see the face of the old lady, you drop your pants, she cleaned you up a bit and the sucking started, usually only took 5-10 min per customers!!
ps. I never tried myself, I was too young and too scared, just read those stories in the evening newspapers (those kind specifically for punting news !)
Cheers
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I refer you to "The Rules of Engagement and Disengagement for Punters" and in particular point 3.
3. After entering the shop, you see the girl and she looks no good for some reason.
If she is bloated, miserable, over-confident, feminist bitch, sick, etc, then follow your first impression and associated self-preservation instinct, walk out.
One or two other points probably apply also, like seeing the same girl too much, which is also in the "rules".
Regards, &
Auf Wiedersehen,
Heinrich Rommel Göring
Look here Heinrich old chap, these rules of yours might have been alright during the reign of National Socialism in Berlin during the 1930s but if I'd followed them during my early punting career here in Sydney I would never have got a root.
a friend of mine (I swear not me), told a story years ago of an RNT MILF joint he would frequent in West Ryde. One night he went after a big drinking session, no choice on offer but one sole old duck. So he paid the mamasan and in he went. Her said she looked no younger than 60, and for an Asian woman, this means she was probably 80!
Normal deal, asked if he wanted Part 2 and negotiated tip etc and then she asked if he wanted a BJ. Negotiated price and for a little extra, BBBJ was offered. As this was not normally offered, he accepted closed his eyes and let her do her magic. When finished, he moved his arms down to his side and felt something wet and knocked it onto the ground. Looked down and there were this ML's false teeth she had taken out to suck him. The funniest/worst was she giggled and smiled at him (with no teeth) - he said he never felt so bad or wrong in his punting life.
Shocking in a nice way, shocked that I enjoyed it.....
About 10 years ago I went to this place in Hurstville, I was a fairly regular client. Usually, the ladies were young, shapely, nice and horny.
This particular day, I arrived and everyone was either busy or temporarily outside shopping for something other. I was chatting with the
mangeress, who was different from the usual one, apparently she was her sister and on holidays. She was about mid-fifties, but looked a little better
than the average for her age. She obviously still had great tits, although they were completely covered up at the time.
"You wait please, give you tea". She walked me to the room and I waited for my tea. When she came back with some tea, her vibe had changed, she wasvery different. She looked at me closely, smiled and pushed her chest out....."you like?" I'd describe her as well-preserved older mother type or young granny, the face was older but she still had very good shape. I walked over, gave her some money for half hour, and gently squeezed her breast.
Within seconds I was fucking her, as she bent over the table. To this day, it is still one of the best sessions I've ever had, and I broke the 1250 punt barrier a long time ago. I was shocked at the time that I could get so turned-on by an older lady. I suppose it was like fucking the older sexy school teacher or doctor, that sort of thing. I still think of her from time to time and generally jerk-off in the process. There was some kind of electric connection with her, not something I've had too often since. I guess she was enjoying things as much as I was, and that heightened the performances from both of us and the pleasure.
Anyway, it was a shocking experience, but a highly stimulating and energising shock. She is still in my top ten fucks ever. Never saw her again, she went back home, overseas somewhere.
Regards, &
Auf Wiedersehen,
Heinrich Rommel Göring
LOL. I don't need a safe sex lecture, but thanks anyway. I know what my penis is doing, most of the time!BBFSCIP !!
Wow, it could turn out to be a life or dead situations !!
It could create life, really really bad, but you have a life time to pay for the mistake !!
But it could have been much worst if either one of you are HIV positive ! it could kill you !!
Better safe than sorry mate !
Cheers
I remember reading a case last year I think it was, where a guy accidentally knocked up a WL even though he was wearing a condom. He got put through the wringer basically - got divorced, lost his job, had to pay child support. It ended up in court, and the guy argued that since he was paying for professional services, the lady was negligent and he wasn't responsible. The judge concluded that the childs interests are most important, and the details of the conception were irrelevant - a father and mother must take equal responsibility for a child no matter where and how it was conceived. Set quite a precedent, and really made me wonder.
I don't go in for FS all that much anyhow, prefer a good body slide/HJ/BJ. If you're going FS, go anal!
Mine was during a bad punt when I realised I wasn't gonna cum ...
"My dick has never got me in trouble" said no-one ever.
Hmmm. Seems to be a few too many stories here that begin with - "a friend of mine...."So I'll tell you a tale of a friend of mine. He noticed blood on the condom after fucking the WL. Of course he freaked and asked her what's going on. Turned out she was working whilst on her period.
I don't mind fucking a girl while she is on her period.Hmmm. Seems to be a few too many stories here that begin with - "a friend of mine...."
Sometimes they get super horny that time of the month.
I used to see this girl at the Penthouse she always worked even when she was having her periods, she used to just put a sponge in. Back in those days I didn't do daty so it didn't matter too much and you wouldn't know unless she told you or you fingered her?
A bit of blood on the condom never heart anyone, though most of the girls hide it if they notice it.
Must admit I wouldn't fancy doing daty if the girl had her periods, I have had girls tell me not to go down on them cause their periods due or just finished.
There was a story long time ago in the forum, could even be in the old forum that a prominent brother was having FS with an outcall girl,Hmmm. Seems to be a few too many stories here that begin with - "a friend of mine...."
And the condom broke while he was pounding away, but he didn't notice until he cum.
So the horror was when he pulled his cock out it was blood all over and he basically had done a BBFS CIP !
You can imagine the shock he was in!
From memory, both punter and WL were ok after all the testing !
Anyone else remember that ?
My most laughable story was running into a client recently. He was trying to hide in a waiting type area and after we were face to face things were okay. Then he was umming and arrring about what girl to see, and I had selected mine. After the usual girl leaves the room for a few minutes while you undress, I was waiting patiently, and in he walks into my cubicle, sees me stark naked, and then says..."please please no tell anyone....I get divorce!!" before leaving without seeing a girl.
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