They call me Yama-Gucci

Of course being an outsider my options were very limited, there are many outcall agencies for foreigners in Tokyo but i wanted some of that street action....honestly i didnt but i was in the right place at the right time. While i Japan i was trevelling with a female companion whom had our itineraries planned to the minute FML......but luckily for me when the hour reached 1-2am she would be past out and i would whisper to her that i was going to get some ramen from the many shops that lined the streets of Shibuya. Every street corner that leads to a maze of back alleys along the main strip has numerous people standing near the corners. I just wanted to have a roam around to see what i could see....boy am i glad i did. But before i did my roaming i actually was hungry for Ramen....asked for a menu....all japanese....f*ck! "can i have one with pictures?" the waiter just starts laughing. 2nd problem some shops dont handle money so you have to order from a vending machine that prints out a ticket with your order which you give to the counter....blah blah blah noodle slurp blah....

Upon exiting a cute girl was making direct eye contact with i smiled and kept walking until she walked in front of me and said...

Female Pimp: "you want shower, massage, blow job, hand job?... no sex no sex"
Yama-Gucci: "ummm okaaay...how much?
Female Pimp: "3000"
Yama-Gucci: "3000 dollars? f*ck that"
Female Pimp: "lol 3000 Yen..."
Yama-Gucci: "3000 Yen? ok actually that sounds to good to be true, is it rwally old lady?"(because im not fussy)
Female Pimp: "you come and look you dont like you go"
Yama-Gucci: "f*ck it, lets go"

We start walking into the maze fo back alleys and love hotels, im not really scared because im probably the scariest looking mofo within a 100mile radius, even the looks as we pass the local muscle as she waves me through, look surprised at me but smile none the less...actuall more of a half grin. We walk into a large apartment complex where we go up in an elevator to see "The Boss".

I am given a warm welcome and shown into a little shoe box room and sit. The girl leaves and "The Boss" comes in with a little photo book and shows me the girls that are currently available and waiting.......im looking through the pages and im thinking no f*cken way are these real pics, i would have given him 5000yen just to keep that photo album and have a wank. So i choose a girl from the album.

The Boss: "3000 yen please, no sex okay? just shower, massage, blow job, hand job. Its ok?"
Yama-Gucci: "Hai....ummm no condom blow job?"
The Boss: looks puzzled for a second then says "yes no condom i promise, just cum outside"
Yma-Gucci: confused face combined with what ever face"okay"

The Boss calls out and another mafia looking guy comes in...not to friendly looking ask's me where im from...."Sydney" oh Koala's....Yama-Gucci's: "yep koala's, there every where" he then starts laughing hysterically which kinda freaks me out.

Anyway we go to the elevetors and go up another few floors. He walks me to a door and knocks twice. The girl who open the door was actually the girl in the photo album. Mid 20's, long dyed brown hair, huge eyes, cute smile, C-cups, slim body....all i could thoink was there has to be a catch.....the guy leaves and the girl welcomes me. She speaks reasonable english and i would find out telling people your from Sydney gets you alot of bonus points for some strange reason. We go into the room that has a massage table in it where she undresses me and gives me a zip lock bag to place my valuables in to take with me when i go into the shower.

Once out of the shower i head to the room where she is waiting....this is where i find out what The Boss's version of no condom suck means....she start massaging my groind which instantly comes alive, then she starts pouring some lube on it as she massages it...ok ok this feels good. then she pulls out this plastic bag that you would normally find at woolies or coles to put your fruit in and places it over my c#ck. Then she goes down on me inserting my plastic bag covered piece into her mouth while she is still stroking it under the plastic bag....its actually a very good feeling. I was surprised about the sensation. true to his word The Boss was right, it was a no condom suck, but just not the no condom suck i was expecting. After i blew my load we relaxed and started talking.

I explained to her that i thought foreigners were not welcome at these businesses. She said normally yes.....but some foriegners are ok, she said it was probably because i dont look like a reporter...she said most of the trouble started when reporters do undercover reports....i then said but am a reporter....i report for Aus99...she looked abit scared then i explained what the forum was about and she laughed...

NOTE! admin this beautiful forum is blocked in Japan and Korea, i could access the Auss99 website but not the forums...this sucked big time.

Anyway i assumed 3000yen($30AUD) was like a 15 minute thing, blow and go...Wrong! i said i should shower and go....then the girl said: dont you like me?

Yama-Gucci: "yeah of course but i only paid 3000Yen, i thinks its time to go"

She then pushe me down and started DFK....and says relax baby. Do you want some more? ummm yes but i dont have any more money on me, so may be next time.

Girl: "thats ok you can pay later after we finish, my boss will take you to get money out of course foriegners dont carry that much money on them but we trust our customer"

I was thinking what the fu*k...the house gives you credit for your punts....so i said ok,

Girl: "we can do everything you want" "3000 for everything...sex anything you want or 10000Yen you can stay with me for long time" (10000yen - $106AUD)
Yama-Gucci: "and i just pay after im finished???? no extra charges"
Girl: "we discuss price and set price now"

So i just opt for another round for 3000yen but this time she gets fully nude and has sex with me.....

DFK, BBBJ, and then the pussy grinding, if i didnt ask for a condom...i think she would have inserted me....well thats the i felt it was going anyway. After i finish she calls up the muscle she kisses me good bye and then he walks me to an ATM...im thinking this is probaly the part where someone jumps me from behind and empties out my card.....but no. I give him the 3000yen and even try to give him 2000yen tip but he refuses and thanks me and tells me to come back next time. And i do 3 nights in a row for more of their girls who could even work at Ginza.....i should have taken Ginza business cards and started poaching, these girls for the ridiculous price were amazing.

So if your heading to Shibuya...look for female street corner pimps, just make eye contact with them and smile, they will approach you and say "massage?" then Bobs your uncle, just try not to look like reporter.....ahahahaha