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[Licker]

Anyway, with regards to my sexuality - I am 100% heterosexual.

I was just wondering if you were feeling happy or merry? (the original meaning of gay)

I'm always happy when I have a pretty girl sitting on my face


.... Wait a minute... are you trying to come out and tell us that you are a woman????

[Licker]

And any gay banter you may get... you brought it to yourself with your "sit on my face sweetheart" comment.

[Max Impact]

I've been to the toilet, watched a show, had dinner, and this is still going?

[Max Impact]

Oh I feel a pornoman ban coming on too

[Max Impact]

And a deletion of this thread

[wilisno]

Oh I feel a pornoman ban coming on too

So do I, request sent to Admin already !

[Max Impact]

When you come back under a different name behave please

[Licker]

Maybe it's time for all the ladies, gentlemen and monkeys here to take five and cool down!

Though I haven't seen any ladies on this thread.

I'll jump back to the Isis thread.
There's a Lady who always has something nice to say to everyone. She makes the sun shine brighter

[Max Impact]

CrazyMonkey is devisive.

Oh PornoMan, could you also point me to the legislation that says BBBJ is illegal?

[Max Impact]

More than a Porno Man Ban! Its a complete deletion of his comments!

Ultimate Power to Admin.

[wilisno]

Pornokid is getting hysterical !

[Travelmate]

Pronoboy is dead!

[Max Impact]

Yes GONEEEE!

[Max Impact]

....all we are saying, is give peace a chance.....

I'm off to bed.

You may not wake up

[Licker]

and "I'm just a man whose intentions are good, please don't let me be misunderstood." Who sang this song? Ah, yes! The Animals.

Well, that is a good song.

Though I do prefer an old folk song they recorded, and is maybe more fitted for this forum (apart from those who are misunderstood).

You can listen to it here: House Of The Rising Sun


"House Of The Rising Sun"

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new bluejeans
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in New Orleans

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a suitcase and trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a drunk

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Sun

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to New Orleans
To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

[Licker]

I can't sleep, the mind is too active, can you write a quick verse of poetry to settle me down?

Maybe you can settle down listening to above song.

[Travelmate]

I know this song well, I've played it many times on my guitar and sung it too,
I sing it in a lower key and tend to speed it up a bit, but that's just my way, I'm a CrazyMonkey after all.
Yeah, listening to that song again has certainly settled me down nicely, I'm off to bed for real this time.

Ps. I think we might have some similar tastes in music Licker (I'm sure there will be some differences, but some similarity as well...that's cool).

MOnkey is crazy climbing, Licker is crazy Licking...
yeah!!!

Have more fun boys!!

[CunningLinguist]

Another forum I use has a "Thank Poster" button on the page. You click on this this and its adds your name to a list of "people who have thanked OP" at the bottom of the post.. This way OP knows that someone has found post useful, without having replies scattered all over the place.

I think this is a good idea!

[igloo]

....all we are saying, is give peace a chance.....

I'm off to bed.

excellent use of lyrics CM
regarding your status update i must employ the classic:

Alone again, naturally
Alone again, naturally

[CunningLinguist]

Do I also need to (again) point out the irony of you posing as a punter and doing dodgy reviews of your own girls if AR's are so worthless?? Why did you bother wasting your time then?? :-P.

That sounds like a slam dunk to me, I think it is game over!