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Thread: Review - Miley Heart Aussie Brisbane Escort

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    funny thread

    Well, the report was overwritten but very funny. Who uses language like this these days and its so well written it could be published somewhere ..like mills and boon.
    But this thread is keeping me entertained..well done all
    Have not laughed so much in ages

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    Seeressofkell where are you in all this?

    Come out and proof to them you are not Miley!!!

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    Any of my fellow knuckle dragging apes have any opinion on what they think?

    Would be nice to hear from someone who is actually prepared to backup their opinion with reason rather than "oh I'm right and you are wrong you immature little shit, I'm putting you on ignore because you disagree with me"

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    Well thanks for an informative review, she sounds like a lovely girl and one I would happily spend some time with.Hope she is still around next week!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xak5150 View Post
    Well thanks for an informative review, she sounds like a lovely girl and one I would happily spend some time with.Hope she is still around next week!
    Here we go again...

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    Hanks back!

    With all the speculation around the legiticimay of the review it was not pointed out that the OP only has 2 posts. That's adds to the sussness of it all

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    Totally agree the wording sounds like a story out of playboy. Way too much incidental detail, too many elaborate words, not enough simple primal Neanderthal words like 'pussy' and 'tits'. And where is old mate to defend himself??
    And enjoyed The Great Debate, needed the worm to monitor who was winning

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    Couldn't agree more greatsage! More T&A for us Neanderthals please.

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    I'm flattered :)

    Gents (assuming the majority of you are described as so, as according to my understanding of the available statistics, women rarely punt):

    Let me thank you oh so much and so very sincerely for the incredible response/s and subsequent trail to my initial post. I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while In the words of John Keating in Dead Poets Society: "let me dispel a few rumours, so they don't fester into facts" ...

    I am definitely an avid punter and certainly not a pimp. I am certainly not Miley and I am not her pimp. Believe you me I wish I was because that would result in a true friends with benefits scheme lol. I'm just an average guy on a medium wage with surplus cash to burn on sex. My rather vivid descriptions of women's clothing stem from having a close relative in the fashion industry and after spending a lot of time around models at various fashion shows hosted around Aust, some of the vocab and ability to identify basic styles has definitely worn off. In the category of Too Much Info: I beat off more times a day than most and have been known to miss important work meetings due to this stigma. The guilt I feel doing this act multiple times a day is almost entirely offset by the amount of material available on the internet confirming that to jack off a lot, means less problems with ones prostate grin

    Time for a generalisation or two and after what has been posted above, I'm pretty sure this will have the desired effect of sparking some further debate.

    After trying what most of Brisbane has had to offer over the past 5 years (first time poster, multiple occasion reader) may I say that it was absolutely awesome to fork out only $250 ($400 for 2 hours or so I'm led to believe) for someone who was Aussie, young, blonde, easy on the eye, and not of oriental persuasion. Not that I have got anything against orientals - I have definitely had my fair share of those from 64AlexTPSyd and MisoHoneyBris and like most punters on this forum, with the exception of a handful they have all been truly remarkable & fairly memorable - but that being said, I'm pretty sure that most of us out there that punt on a regular basis are aware that most of the cheap circa $200ph Asian market being advertised through cracker / similar is definitely organised and starting to show its true colours. My meaning? The pictures posted in most cases fail dismally to live up to the punt and as for the descriptions - eg 21yo eager Thai / Japanese / Chinese / Korean with 34DD tits or bigger - these may as well describe the women in glossy Hong Kong spank mags, but they are certainly not the description of working girls that you meet up with sex in Bris Vegas. There is definitely something afoot - all ACA / TT / other current affairs programme would need to do is get a patsy punter, shadow out his face and then interview him. Hotels, motels & managed apartments all around the CBD and Spring Hill are being hired by these guys for these purposes and an expose or two would make it come to the fore.

    Ok, so I digress. After a few too many of these Asian letdowns (but at least I knew I had only wasted sub $200 in most cases), I guess my satisfaction shone through with someone like Miley. I totally understand that everyone is different, but with me there are certain fetishes that get my cum junk up to boiling point. Kissing for eg is a big deal. And oh boy this chick knew how to kiss. And it wasn't an additional extra. I'm not sure about the rest of you, but I felt that I really connected with this chick (no, not a la Pretty Woman) and that's what led to it being such an incredibly satisfying punt.

    I do realise that my report polarised the masses; but in lieu of sparking further debate, I am keen to try and find time to put together another one of these reports with my target this time being the fuck machine from 64AlexTPSyd that is Cici (http://64alexander.com.au/our-ladies/cici/). And don't let the photos fool you - she is sex on legs. BBBJ; $300 for 2hrs; no chit chat (limited grip on the English language); came 4 times in two hours; I came the same amount; every sexual position I thought possible and then some; me walking away from the encounter wishing that I didn't have to leave.

    Thanks again guys for your feedback, see you around campus

    P.S. Any other fans of Eddings see Sean Connery as Belgarath in a movie screenplay version of the book? lol

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    I usually find that although Chinese girls are wonderful, cute and enthusiastic, they have limited imagination.

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    So can anyone second Seeressofkell's review on Miley?

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    In my experience it's not just Asian girls who don't live up to their photos. I've been let down by many European and Aussie girls who do not live upto their descriptions and the photos are very old if not fake. Most of the better looking Aussie girls are over pricing themselves and the service is not worth the inflated cost. Occasionally you will find a cheaper one who you "hit it off" with and I would use this term loosely as you are a business transaction and it is their business to satisfy you.

    In response to brainsex they maybe more uninmaginitive but youthful enthusiasm trumps just anything else for me.

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