ADA: mints, lints and enlightenment.

[Guymartin420]

Guys,

Have fun! If Reading my experience brings a smile on your face, I have succeeded!

Read on.....

I Called 533 and told Angie I am coming by 3:30 to see Ada. Guys, please note that I have never been to 533 before.

Reached there sharp at 3:30. The stairs in this shop have wheelchair stair lift and hence disabled friendly. If you are disabled or arthritic or 90 plus, you can still climb those stairs and fuck! How thoughtful, I thought.
That one thing, one small but big thing, raised my expectations about this shop by 75%. I am thinking.. Hmm.. If they are this considerate and thoughtful, there could be plenty of surprises inside. Viagra for those who need it, ceiling mirrors, clothes brush (u will know why later) etc etc..

Angie greeted me as she opened the door and I was feeling good immediately as a response to her "you are handsome". I like it when Some semi blind ladies call me handsome. Happens quite often you know..

She also asked me if I had seen Ada before (A tickle in my cock. It already began swelling thinking about the good things to come...) to which I replied no. (Big mistake, "never let other people know what's in your mind "says Brando in Godfather)

Angie then asked me the pivotal question. "Have u been here before?"

"No". (Stupid me. Big big mistake)

Then the pain began...

I was asked to wait in a claustrophobic room with sub-standard Chinese porn going on in a TV the size of a matchbox. Fuck! Trapped.

On the side table there was some horrible tasting mints. Sub standard again. Hopes coming down drastically like the dick of a ninety year old. But My lil bro still warmed up and half awake hoping to see Ada.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Fucking 15 minutes passed. I was being completely ignored. Was it because I am in captive custody?

The rebel in me woke up. Dick down. Completely and utterly down. Adrenalin rush. Called Angie from my jail using mobile.

"Hello"
"This is me, waiting for Ada"
"Ada busy. 5 minutes"

Another fucking 15 minutes. No response! My dick is shrinking into oblivion. Anger all over!

Called again. As a response, she opens the door and says "Ada is ready for you"

Rush of blood in crotch area. Dicky warming up again. He is now half hard.

Got out of jail. Into the corridor.

A skinny granny in bikini smiling like a hyena. Without the top, her tits would touch her knees. Saggy, loose skin. Ugly, old. Better fit on a broom zooming high through the sky.

Bile coming to my throat. I would not touch this thing if it were the last female on earth. I would rather fuck a cactus in a desert.

"Do you think I am an idiot? This is not Ada" that's all I said. I think Angie got the message.

(Why would people pull cheap tricks like that? Isn't she destroying brand Ada if she managed to pull it off? Isn't she destroying my loyalty? Hers and 533's reputation? How myopic can people be? )

I was asked to wait again. This time I could sense the change in tone. Dry tone. The kind that you would hear from a maître d of a high class restaurant who is only used to see super rich and not the likes of me.

(No, no. She is not that. And this place ain't high class either.)

Pain. Pain. Pain. Dick non-existent by now. Shrunk all the way back. I could feel it inside my sack. 3 balls and no dick.

Should I go back? Storm out? That would be a complete waste of time invested in this project so far. The wise guy (goodfellas?) in me says wait. So I fucking wait.

Another 10 minutes passes. Guys, you should note that I booked Ada for 3:30. It's fucking 10 past 4. Still waiting.

I could hear Angie knocking on a door saying something in Chinese. I correctly guessed it as "time up". Apparently this guy is inside for 2 hours. From 2:45 to 4:45. Angie made a mistake again. She fucked up the timings. The time is not up yet. The guys dick must have experienced a temporary contraction. What a mood spoiler this lady is!

I am kind of in a plateau now. No pain, no anger. Just the present moment awareness.

Almost an hour passed since my booking time.

Her highness Angie knocks in the door saying her highness Ada is now ready.

Got out of jail again. In the corridor, coming down the stairs is my Ada. Wearing brown boots, a fluorescent light green extremely short shorts. Looking elegant. Sexy. I am a bit disappointed at her age. But dicky is responding beautifully at her sight. Earthworm to Python. It's moving and I can feel him rubbing against my thighs..

Ada took me to a room upstairs. Room? Is this a room? Where's the shower? Oh! Sorry, it's not in here.. Wear a towel, walk out to the laundry.. There it is! Fuck! What kind of place is this?

Had shower, obviously two people can't shower in that shithole and shower together is out of question. Now what?

Oh! Fucking!

As Ada removed her clothes one by one, I could not but stand there admiring her very toned and fit body. I am 100% sure she works out. (Younger girls, take note.)

Ada's face shows age, but body does not. I am Happy. I will put her at around 35.

I am thinking - if she looks like this now, she sure would have been a 10 in her younger days. How come she is still working? No sugar daddy??

Ada started her cat bath and then BBBJ. Heaven! Heaven! She has very good technique. I like that.

But.. .......Shit! My bad luck!!!

She has stopped BBBJ and tries to pick something out of her mouth and later her throat. Wtf?

What is it baby?

It's the new towel! The fucking red lints in the red towel is scattered all over my dick! Fuck! She has caught some lint in her throat and is trying to spit it out.

Lint picking time, guys! Stop right in the middle of a blow job to pick up lints. Whoever picks most lints, wins! I bet no one has played this game before.

Calmly, she and I picks each lint out of my dick. One on the tip.. Oops... Don't miss the one on the right ball.. Oh.. Something on the back of the cock... Shit!

It's fucking 533's fault. At least provide decent towels, Angie! Or provide cloth brushes for dick cleaning along with those crappy towels!

Finished lint picking.

Back to school. Slurping time. Sans lint this time. Clean cock and no lints.

Heaven descended on me again. BBBJ restart. Earthworm to Python again.

10 minutes into slurping and I am ready to cum. I hold Ada's face. Requested to stop. She did. My dick is pulsating! One more touch - and her mouth and face would be totally wet! I don't want that. I want this to go on... Till the end of time.

I request her to wear him a rubber suit. She does. She-on-top time. She is surprisingly tight. Maybe it's her exercises. We fuck for a little while. 4 minutes maybe. I want mish now.

Without detaching, I carried her to mish. Lips kiss. Mish. Thrusts and thrusts. Maybe another 4 minutes.

My dick is ready to explode. I am seeing heaven. Shit! I am cumming!! Now, at this stage, I don't care if she comes or not. Probably she didn't. I am sure. She may have been doing for the nth time today. Carpe diem. I am coming no matter what!

The Liquid transfer from my sack to the rubber is now complete. I am happy. My dick is super happy. Inner me is calm. Heart is super calm. My
Face is like enlightened Buddha!

In terms of BBBJ, I would put Ada at 98th percentile.

If it were not for Angie, I would have had Ada for an hour. In light of the waiting time happened, I had cut it down to 30 min.

Time to bath. Back to shit hole in the laundry. Bath, change, parting kiss and I am out!

Back to reality.

There goes my first AR. Hope u liked it.

[Oneonone]

Thanks for the report bro, I think Ada gives the best BBBJ at 533 and close to the best I have had.

The stairs at 533 are set up for handicapped customers but the shower in the front room still is not done has been like this for about 3 years.

It is a council requirement not a 533 initiative so one day it might get finished.

I have been looking at the roster at 533 lately and I notice 6 and 7 girls on.

This to my way of thinking is too many and if you go there you cant move in the place its usually running late and your lucky you didn't get the kitchen.

Its a bit of a pity really.

[Kromm]

Always enjoy reading a detailed and honest review.

[RockNRoll]

TQ AR bro. Entertaining.

[cocktus]

so anyone knows the working name of the skinny granny in bikini? need to add in my avoid list.

[jimmyk]

Very entertaining AR. Fantastic honest review

[waynekerr]

so anyone knows the working name of the skinny granny in bikini? need to add in my avoid list.

What's wrong with a skinny granny who's tits reach their knees anyway? Slap one over
each of your shoulders and give her a knee trembler!

I've had the same shitty room and the same shitty shower but it was cheap, I was skint
and the girl was all bloody right! (Wasn't the gran btw).

Ha ha great report Guymartin, it would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad.

WayneK.

[Oneonone]

What day did you go Ada works Sunday, Tuesday and Friday.

[Guymartin420]

What day did you go Ada works Sunday, Tuesday and Friday.

I think it was Sunday.

[vromiaris]

Granny sounds like Ayumi... Sorry folks although Ayumi is a great punt... She is in the older percentile

[vromiaris]

Granny sounds like Ayumi... Sorry folks although Ayumi is a great punt... She is in the older percentile

Factcheck: ayumi has bolt ons.... So it has to be someone else!

[Oneonone]

Sunday sounds like Monica did she have a tattoo (its stick on) but she always has on the top inside of her left leg.

If it was she is a good punt! Well worth seeing!

[Oneonone]

Link to Monica photos!

http://533willoughby.com.au/monica.html

[Oneonone]

Don't think Monica has worked on a Sunday for a while she just works Friday.

More like Elin

http://533willoughby.com.au/elin.html

But from memory she has bolt on's as our friend describes them!