Reply With QuoteFine by me I take a helicopter to work anyway haha.Originally Posted by cato
Hahaha... This is my favourite one!
Fine by me I take a helicopter to work anyway haha.
hahaha... that makes you either a pilot or a navigator... or a billionaire!
More like someone that works for a billionaire hahaha. If I was a billionaire I'd just pay my favorite girls to stay at my barangaroo apartment so I wouldn't need to go out to punt .
Yes I agree.... If I was filthy rich I'd always get home delivery too... LOL
Or a gas and or oil man..........the biggest benefit of this employ is always being lubed...........
KEEPING THE BASTARDS HONEST
You know you've been punting too long (not that it's applicable to me) when you start asking the prettiest ml/wl to be your plus one at the end of year work parties/events/functions haha
When u sleep on the pavement in front of your fav shop over night in the rain hoping no one has booked your fav girl and u want to be the first in the morning.......
You can't ring and make a booking because your phone has been disconnected..........
You are now homeless because u have spent your morgage on your WL's..........
Never ever give up...........
Punting is forever........
KEEPING THE BASTARDS HONEST
when you start to get over the guarantee of part 2 at the obvious places and still persist in trying your luck at legit shops ...
Isn't this all punter's dream ?? In a perfect world , I would like to take Foxy along .......
............. when you were once asked to road test a new girl at a shop and she is now the mamasan!
(Has this happened to any of you?)
...............you throw down $150 bucks on the bed,then remember your at your girlfriends place
And she is shocked - she was expecting 500 lol
Dats funny!
When you are just about to cum and you ask your real life GF if she does CIM ...
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