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    99 King Member (帝皇會員) CunningLinguist's Avatar
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    You know you have been on the forum too long when ...

    When you have to stop yourself mentioning forum user names in RL conversation!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CunningLinguist View Post
    When you have to stop yourself mentioning forum user names in RL conversation!
    When you join brother Travelmate and become the next King Member !

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    forun

    When ur front page on your desktop and mobile done automatically directs you to syd99 as it is the most frequent visited site over facebook.

    Also when you visit syd99 during your workbreak or even working hours

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    Quote Originally Posted by yjl11 View Post
    When ur front page on your desktop and mobile done automatically directs you to syd99 as it is the most frequent visited site over facebook.

    Also when you visit syd99 during your workbreak or even working hours
    And when you're stopped by the police for texting while driving, just to find out you're typing a review on the iPhone ?
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    when you go back to work tomorrow from Weekend (Monday) and the boss asks what you did on the weekend and you almost tell him that you been researching on the web and say forums.aus99.com !!!

    or you wake up tomorrow morning and all you can remember is Friday Saturday Sunday you spent a lot on WLs and didnt do your ironing or washing the clothes or even have any interest in sports over the weekend...

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    You have a picture in your minds eye of what you think most of the regular guys on the forum look like ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5 Star City View Post
    When 5* Threads

    Are always on top
    I thought that was the norm these days as they spend most of their time bumping their threads!

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    When the history on your internet phone just shows Aus99.
    Also when you nearly knock down people as your checking out the latest Rosters on yr phone..

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    When you get a DVT :P

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    when you miss your stop or getting off at the wrong railway station or missing the station (end up at redfern station or north sydney railway station when you are supposed to get off at town hall or wynyard station) after reading all of last nights reviews or AR after reports in the morning getting to work and have to explain to your boss why you were late and why you have a permanent boner in your pants!!!.

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    or after reading all of last nights after reports and walk through martin place at lunch time or world square and keep thinking that every asian girl walking past is a WL and thinking that she may be in that review or AR then end up at 5 star after work! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by CommanderM View Post
    or after reading all of last nights after reports and walk through martin place at lunch time or world square and keep thinking that every asian girl walking past is a WL and thinking that she may be in that review or AR then end up at 5 star after work! LOL
    Good thinking brother CM!

    A bit unlikely if this is happening in the morning going to work ! None of the WLs will be out and about so early.

    And besides, not many FS shops are in the city, if you see anyone looks like working girls, she is more likely a massage lady instead, and there are plenty of massage shops in the city!

    So rather than going to 5 Star which is a bit further away, most likely getting a quickie in one of the Lotus shops, Fox caves, QVB x 2, etc........

    Cheers

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    However, if it is during the afternoon rush hours in the city, the thinking will be different, still not quite those FS shop girls but rather private escorts and you start putting a price tag on them:

    Basic $250, a brand girl, min 2 hours etc........

    And yes, now you may have to walk down the Domain and get to 5 Star !

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    Quote Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR View Post
    Good thinking brother CM!

    And besides, not many FS shops are in the city, if you see anyone looks like working girls, she is more likely a massage lady instead, and there are plenty of massage shops in the city!

    Cheers
    You're wrong there ! Lots and lots of girls live in the apartments in the CBD !
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    Quote Originally Posted by CommanderM View Post
    when you miss your stop or getting off at the wrong railway station or missing the station (end up at redfern station ...
    "Getting off at Redfern" is standard practice for me with certain ladies
    Posting since 19 May 2008

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    lol why is this listed as a "complaint"

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilisno View Post
    You're wrong there ! Lots and lots of girls live in the apartments in the CBD !
    Sure!

    But you are unlikely to run into them during the morning rush hours - on the other hand, you will see plenty in the afternoon though !!

    Cheers

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    When you can see the BS advertisement from a miles away

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    When I ask my work mates for an AR of the last team meeting.

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    For me its obvious, you know when you have been on the forum too long when

    a work colleague of yours asks wheres the best place for a punt or sex with an Asian girl

    and you can name all the shops in the CBD and all the Asian FS parlours in which street in the Sydney metropolitan area or you walk say around Hyde park and can think of all the forums ads on which shops are in the area (this is loco i.e. crazy!)

    and they say what are you ? a walking sex shop encyclopedia ??.... and then you quote your reference as forum.aus99.com

    WTF! LMFAO!

    i have been on this forum I just realised for around 8 years plus!!!

    OMFG

    I need to go seek help from Forums Anonymous or WL Anonymous

    not Alcoholics Anonymous

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