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    Punting Rules

    Every now and then a punter goes off the rails and confuses pay for play with speed dating and the interest a girl shows in you, however genuine, for something special between you and her. Note the following and live by the credo of the punter.

    1. Never extend a booking.

    2. Never see the same girl twice in a row.

    3. Never ask for a girl's number

    4. Never go to the same shop twice in a row.

    5. If a girl is busy when you walk in to a shop, see another one: don't wait or walk out.

    6. Never see a working girl for the first time for more than 30 minutes.

    7. If a girl does something special for you she likely does that same special thing for another or for all who pay.

    8. Never spend more than 60 minutes with a regular, even if you're tired, want to talk or want to help her out.

    9. Never ask a girl what other shops she works in and go visit her there.

    10. If you find yourself thinking about one girl, book her, go to her shop and then pick a prettier/dirtier/newer girl when you insist on girls saying hello even though you've booked, preferably in front of her.

    You get the idea. Share your generic rules to punt by...be strong and see it for what it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goulash View Post
    Every now and then a punter goes off the rails and confuses pay for play with speed dating and the interest a girl shows in you, however genuine, for something special between you and her. Note the following and live by the credo of the punter.

    1. Never extend a booking.

    2. Never see the same girl twice in a row.

    3. Never ask for a girl's number

    4. Never go to the same shop twice in a row.

    5. If a girl is busy when you walk in to a shop, see another one: don't wait or walk out.

    6. Never see a working girl for the first time for more than 30 minutes.

    7. If a girl does something special for you she likely does that same special thing for another or for all who pay.

    8. Never spend more than 60 minutes with a regular, even if you're tired, want to talk or want to help her out.

    9. Never ask a girl what other shops she works in and go visit her there.

    10. If you find yourself thinking about one girl, book her, go to her shop and then pick a prettier/dirtier/newer girl when you insist on girls saying hello even though you've booked, preferably in front of her.

    You get the idea. Share your generic rules to punt by...be strong and see it for what it is.
    HA ha, add;
    No matter how horny she is and tells you she lives you (code for "she lives your wallet") No bbbj, cock sliding, dfk, daty
    Unless you like sharing the body fluids of thousands of other punters

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    Quote Originally Posted by goulash View Post
    Every now and then a punter goes off the rails and confuses pay for play with speed dating and the interest a girl shows in you, however genuine, for something special between you and her. Note the following and live by the credo of the punter.

    1. Never extend a booking.

    2. Never see the same girl twice in a row.

    3. Never ask for a girl's number

    4. Never go to the same shop twice in a row.

    5. If a girl is busy when you walk in to a shop, see another one: don't wait or walk out.

    6. Never see a working girl for the first time for more than 30 minutes.

    7. If a girl does something special for you she likely does that same special thing for another or for all who pay.

    8. Never spend more than 60 minutes with a regular, even if you're tired, want to talk or want to help her out.

    9. Never ask a girl what other shops she works in and go visit her there.

    10. If you find yourself thinking about one girl, book her, go to her shop and then pick a prettier/dirtier/newer girl when you insist on girls saying hello even though you've booked, preferably in front of her.

    You get the idea. Share your generic rules to punt by...be strong and see it for what it is.


    Fair points, all good !!

    That's until you meet the right One !

    Then all the rules will fly out the window !!



    And then you will be posting a thread here asking for support and advices :

    I am seeing this WL privately, I think she's the one, what do I do ??

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    I have no problem with the 'falling in love with a prostitute' thing. My 3 golden rules are solely concerned with hygene:

    (1) Never put your mouth on a WL vagina
    (2) Never DFK a WL who does DD
    (3) Never fuck a WL who has a "shaving rash" or "cold sores"

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    I constantly break all these 10 rules and I enjoy breaking them, never have a problem !
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    policy of my sex with girl

    1.only have a sex with fresh girl
    2.if i insert my penis, don't get cum before girl get cum
    3.when girl BBBJ my penis, recommend to have a bread or rice for girl.
    4.if the butt has not developed, put lotion in to her butts and start from one finger
    5.when i cum at sex, open eyes proper
    6.if you find the girl, if who has big mouth, dont expect the girl has tight pussy.
    7.when girl star bbbj and understand bbbj is not good,one ice block put in mouth suddenly

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    most important rule: don't fall in love

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilisno View Post
    I constantly break all these 10 rules and I enjoy breaking them, never have a problem !
    ^this.never gone wrong yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by blitz View Post
    ^this.never gone wrong yet
    Enjoy life !

    And yes, I'm in love every time too ... until the next love turns up !
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    Oh well, massive fail.

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    Never let the girl falling in love with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by cisco View Post
    Never let the girl falling in love with you
    That is something worth watching out for !
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    Quote Originally Posted by cisco View Post
    Never let the girl falling in love with you
    or your wallet....

    There's not much chance of them "falling in love" with customer, but they might feel very strongly attached to your wallet.

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    I just give a tip from the left over change if shes good. Before I was a miser and I would keep the change and go to maccas. One time a WL said she was hungry and wanted me to go out & get her a take away. So I went & got a nice box of fish & chips & drizzled vinegar all over it, when I took it back she was busy I waited 10 minutes to give it to her, she took one look at it sniffed it and said "thats too oily". Like WTF, I thought she would like it! I said to myself that the last time Id buy food for a WL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHITEDUDE View Post
    I just give a tip from the left over change if shes good. Before I was a miser and I would keep the change and go to maccas. One time a WL said she was hungry and wanted me to go out & get her a take away. So I went & got a nice box of fish & chips & drizzled vinegar all over it, when I took it back she was busy I waited 10 minutes to give it to her, she took one look at it sniffed it and said "thats too oily". Like WTF, I thought she would like it! I said to myself that the last time Id buy food for a WL.
    You have good heart to look after WL. if i bring food for WL. butter chicken with crispy garlic num and Mango juice.
    Wl will taste like a Indiandownload (1).jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by TMC (free cage girl) View Post
    You have good heart to look after WL. if i bring food for WL. butter chicken with crispy garlic num and Mango juice. Wl will taste like a Indian<img src="http://forum.aus99.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=12491"/>
    Your a funny dude Yamada San..

    I like it.. Your posts calls it like it is.. No bullshit.. Lol

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    Don't ever leave your money unattended in your clothes, if you have to go outside the room for
    the toilet or a shower - you're providing the perfect environment for an opportunistic crime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_boss_king View Post
    most important rule: don't fall in love


    This is so true. There's no happy ending!

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    Maybe.. But the million dollar question.. How do you know.. You may intentional not but it happens.. Never say never..

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    all business

    Just keep in mind it's a business transaction...not personal

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