Reply With QuoteWell said. I really like the part where as time progresses beauty will fade and money won't within good reason
The following is what a woman posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste.
I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?
Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the rich are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
-Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from the CEO of J.P. Morgan was then posted in response:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.
Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation.
If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted
It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.
I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.
And by the way, you could make yourself more skilled, to become a rich person with $500k annual income.
This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
CEO of J.P. Morgan
www.conservativetribune.com/pretty-gold-digger/
Well said. I really like the part where as time progresses beauty will fade and money won't within good reason
This is the other perspective. Young woman marries then divorces a rich man, and claims $10 million. Age old story isnt it.
COULD Geoffrey Edelsten’s life get any more juicy if he tried?
In the latest instalment, it was reported on the weekend that colourful Melbourne businessman and debt collector, Mick Gatto paid him a visit
Unfortunately Mick Gatto was not just at Edelsten’s CBD office for a polite discussion over a cuppa
He wanted to talk about some outstanding ‘debts’ - in particular a sum of $10 million, former wife, Brynne Edelsten's divorce settlement
Life is a series of wise investments, whether monetary or otherwise. Well written piece.
Agreed bro. Just an economics analysis of the perils of a woman just relying on her beauty, written for a woman who has still to learn that lesson
I like: "...we would only date you, but will not marry you."
Harsh but fair
She needs a few tips from Anna Nicole Smith !
Haha bro Ahlungor.
J Howard Marshall, was married to Anna Nicole Smith during the last 14 months of his life
He apparently died of natural causes, and smothering was not a factor in his death
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For the CEO of JP Morgan , your answer is Brilliant , indeed .
Fame and fortunes usually goes hands in hands in the US. The 25 year old will have a better chance of marrying rich if she becomes famous: for things like winning a beauty pageant, Miss whatever ! A Playboy Platmate, a Penthouse Pet, do Big Brother, do Bachelor, do Beauty and the Geek or whatever sexy reality shows!
A lot of older American rich men will want to marry some young barbie or bimbo but they usually will go for some E/F (not cup size !) but celebrity list !
Just a thought !
Cheers
Read this a few weeks ago and the answer is brilliant I think this the best part, back to reality b***h...
With annual $500k income , i can try many many beautiful girls instead stuck with one girl
I never get tired of reading this one!
lol the women these days this is more that just breaking bad
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