The +5 age rule & other punting 101 tips

[mattemeiser]

When you call to enquire how many girls working at the shop, do not be surprised when only one is available when you turn-up to view the product on display

[MAX FAKE]

Bro I read your other thread about misrepresentation of girls' age by some shops.

Can you please PM me. I'm interested to know the specific details of your experience.

[CunningLinguist]

The rule for ages is:
- For R >= 18: S = 18 + H*log(R - 17)
- Where:
S = Shop age
R = Real age
H = Shop honesty factor, typ. 1->8
Really dishonest shops have a low factor.
More honest shops a have a higher factor

Eg. for H= 5

R	S
18	18
19	19
20	20
21	21
22	21
23	22
24	22
25	23
26	23
27	23
28	23
29	23
30	24
31	24
32	24
33	24
34	24
35	24
36	24
37	25
38	25
39	25
40	25

[wilisno]

The rule for ages is:
- For R >= 18: S = 18 + H*log₁₀(R - 17)
- Where:
S = Shop age
R = Real age
H = Shop honesty factor, typ. 1->8
Really dishonest shops have a low factor.
More honest shops a have a higher factor

Eg. for H= 5

R	S
18	18
19	19
20	20
21	21
22	21
23	22
24	22
25	23
26	23
27	23
28	23
29	23
30	24
31	24
32	24
33	24
34	24
35	24
36	24
37	25
38	25
39	25
40	25

Further refinement of this rule, when R grows, the gap between R and S will widen !

[harmony]

Great stuff
So now we have the rule for age
Can we also have the rue for "advertised availability of staff" vs "availability when you arrive"

[Licker]

Real age 36, advertised as 24.
I have seen and experienced this, and had wonderful time.
I only found out a couple of weeks later what her real age was when I saw her passport.
She really did look like 24.

[CunningLinguist]

Great stuff
So now we have the rule for age
Can we also have the rue for "advertisedavailability of staff" vs "availability when you arrive"

the simple rule is subtract 3!

[AHLUNGOR]

Real age 36, advertised as 24.
I have seen and experienced this, and had wonderful time.
I only found out a couple of weeks later what her real age was when I saw her passport.
She really did look like 24.

Haha, I think the age range stuff matters a lot less to us dirty old men !

Whether she is 24 or 36, she is still way younger than me ! I suppose it only matters to those baby punters in their early 20's whether they are punting their gf or auntie !!

Cheers

[CunningLinguist]

Haha, I think the age range stuff matters a lot less to us dirty old men !

Whether she is 24 or 36, she is still way younger than me ! I suppose it only matters to those baby punters in their early 20's whether they are punting their gf or auntie !!

Cheers

I'm no baby punter and it matters to me!
If I see a girl who is obviously much older than advertised I walk these days.
I wish I walked for "Baby" at Snow lotus 741 George st, I read on the forum that she was young, slim, and attractive ...
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...now-Lotus-Baby

I think the bottom line is we expect shops to lie about age etc, but not other punters...

[mattemeiser]

If a WL is described as "curvy" she is fat

[O746]

"athletic" also means fat. Second bottom right picture.



Most shops would pass the 3rd bottom right picture for slim.

[O746]

The rule for ages is:
- For R >= 18: S = 18 + H*log(R - 17)
- Where:
S = Shop age
R = Real age
H = Shop honesty factor, typ. 1->8
Really dishonest shops have a low factor.
More honest shops a have a higher factor

Eg. for H= 5

R	S
18	18
19	19
20	20
21	21
22	21
23	22
24	22
25	23
26	23
27	23
28	23
29	23
30	24
31	24
32	24
33	24
34	24
35	24
36	24
37	25
38	25
39	25
40	25

This is golden. Who thought you would learn maths while punting.

[mattemeiser]

Always add + 4 to 5yrs to any advertised girls' age
(*** this goes for the whole industry and is a staple industry procedure)

[SamT]

I was at a shop where all the ladies working were at least 40. When i told the papasan that they were too old for me he said none of them were above 26 yrs of age which was total bs

[mattemeiser]

When in doubt, always remember that she's always older than what she or the shop says she is

[local]

Haha, I think the age range stuff matters a lot less to us dirty old men !

Whether she is 24 or 36, she is still way younger than me ! I suppose it only matters to those baby punters in their early 20's whether they are punting their gf or auntie !!

Cheers

When growing up I had one auntie who was just the cutest...
50 years later she is definitely not the youngest in her nursing home, but the old fella's there still reckon she is the cutest there.

[garfield]

Age doesn't necessarily define beauty. I prefer pretty girls, don't mind if they are in their 20s, 30s or 40s

[the_boss_king]

The rule for ages is:
- For R >= 18: S = 18 + H*log(R - 17)
- Where:
S = Shop age
R = Real age
H = Shop honesty factor, typ. 1->8
Really dishonest shops have a low factor.
More honest shops a have a higher factor

Eg. for H= 5

R	S
18	18
19	19
20	20
21	21
22	21
23	22
24	22
25	23
26	23
27	23
28	23
29	23
30	24
31	24
32	24
33	24
34	24
35	24
36	24
37	25
38	25
39	25
40	25

this is actually quite the formula you've written up. i actually screen shotted this.
i will do the calculations upon next punt and see what we get aye hahaha