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    Quote Originally Posted by BongKong View Post
    I'll send a soft one just to be different.

    Should i tie a bow on it?
    Bow tie dick sounds cute but it would not make huge differemce since i have seen inked dick...ㅎ that one was unique

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Bow tie dick sounds cute but it would not make huge differemce since i have seen inked dick...ㅎ that one was unique
    Yeah i seen a pic of one where a guy had a word tattooed on his dick.

    Cant remember what the word was when soft. But the idea was when it got hard the word changed cos you could see more letters.

    Tattoo dick is nuts

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    Quote Originally Posted by BongKong View Post
    Yeah i seen a pic of one where a guy had a word tattooed on his dick.

    Cant remember what the word was when soft. But the idea was when it got hard the word changed cos you could see more letters.

    Tattoo dick is nuts
    what i saw (in person) was game character ...... hahahah i won't describe more it's getting too personal....

    pierced dick vs inked dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    what i saw (in person) was game character ...... hahahah i won't describe more it's getting too personal....

    pierced dick vs inked dick
    Only if i had to (not by choice) id say pierced.

    Your not talking about the guy with Mario brother on it??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Except harrycd (i saw his @ my work, i put him in room 6 and politely asked pull his pants down, so he wasnt ready) everyone sent me boner pic not soft pic. But imagine harry has boner.... damn sick giant elephant...... (no sexual harassment intended)
    And then you screamed and ran towards the door

    Quote Originally Posted by BongKong View Post
    Harrycd - when you are full boner can your penis fit into a Pringles tub?
    Yeah a Pringles tube has a 9.4" circumference, I'm 6" which is about the length of a $50 so if you make a circle with it, that should give you an idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boof View Post
    I have Wool inked on mine, when erect it says Woolloomooloo
    I think the actual word would need the "l" to be at the end to make sense

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    Actually that could be a new thread. What denomination is your cock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BongKong View Post
    Actually that could be a new thread. What denomination is your cock?
    that's such no!no!

    there are only 5, 10, 20, 50 and 100
    categorise people's dick by 5 sorts is such an creative idea, but not many variety...and who's willing to say I'm $5...,,.

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    Hmmmmm why is there such a price difference between the 2 Japanese 0.01 condoms the segs are 1/2 the cost of the other ones....

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    Lol I just checked dimensions on Wikipedia.

    But I will as soon as I withdraw cash, never usually carry it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by targajajouka View Post
    I was thinking:- Why a $50 note? Why note a $20 note? $10 note? Aren't they're all the same size? Is it because it's in the sweet spot of 'yeah i have money' but not too obnoxious as picking the $100 note, and not too pov if the $20 or $10 note were picked?

    Then I googled the dimensions and read up on it on Wikipedia.
    Nah i dont have any notes on me so i just balanced a $1 coin on my penis

    Was gonna go to the ATM tomorrow.

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    First update in 4 years ! ! This condom that good !





    As you see, a lot of, I mean excessive lube is included in condom package.
    Very thin too. I'd say thinner than Zero(ansell) but thicker than 0.03 okamoto?
    Highly recommended! The problem is, I don't know where to get... A Thai girl gave me.



    This one is the most similar one I could find on the internet but different packaging...
    do your research.. xmas approved <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by celine0202 View Post
    First update in 4 years ! ! This condom that good !





    As you see, a lot of, I mean excessive lube is included in condom package.
    Very thin too. I'd say thinner than Zero(ansell) but thicker than 0.03 okamoto?
    Highly recommended! The problem is, I don't know where to get... A Thai girl gave me.



    This one is the most similar one I could find on the internet but different packaging...
    do your research.. xmas approved <3
    If I look closely, I can see the reflection of your face on the shiny surface of the condom...

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    Always use 1 or 2 sizes smaller than your manhood. So when it expands the rubber will fit nicely like a glove.

    When you explode it has nowhere to go except backwards.

    However you may need the help of the WL to get it off as when you contract as it creates a vacuum inside.

    There'll be a loss of gravity and your dick may float a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoozilla View Post
    Always use 1 or 2 sizes smaller than your manhood. So when it expands the rubber will fit nicely like a glove.

    When you explode it has nowhere to go except backwards.

    However you may need the help of the WL to get it off as when you contract as it creates a vacuum inside.

    There'll be a loss of gravity and your dick may float a bit.
    I wonder if you have ever used a condom. Or even if you are a male.

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    I thought the same thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnisfun1969 View Post
    I wonder if you have ever used a condom. Or even if you are a male.
    Quote Originally Posted by gbh View Post
    I thought the same thing
    Exactly what I've been saying in the past. Style of writing and even style of thinking, are all not conducive to a male punter. Or maybe just a kid, lol!
    "When it expands it will fit like a glove"... Makes you think he/she/it has never used one before, hey? Like the fact that you need to be hard... IE already "expanded"... Before you can properly put it on.
    Anyway, he's pretty harmless in my view.

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    Lubes that I tried recently


    Oh so good! No sticky, very slimy almost like watery nuru-gel. Helped me a lot when practice anal sex.
    Only pros is the bottle.. it’s not pump, you need to make it upside down and squeeze it.
    A few drops can last more than enough. Happy to buy bigger bottle or different version.


    More oily than watery or slimy but not sticky.
    I feel warm in applied area when I use this, not a bad feeling but wonder how?
    Very similar to astroglide, but still prefer astroglide because it’s more slimy.
    Pump bottle +1


    Throw in the bin because I don’t like sticky feeling ��
    Very sticky, if you know “plus” by wetstuff, 10 times stickier than that.
    Maybe it’s a glue not a lube.
    I like to fall asleep straight after sex, but I can’t do that with this. I have to wash it out otherwise feeling gross.


    Only bought this because I thought lubricant is glow in dark ��
    I thought it’d be fun if my taco and his burrito glow shiny neon colour in dark.
    Caution: the bottle glows, not the lubricant.
    The tube glows in dark. It’s very pretty neon green.
    Product itself nothing remarkable. Easy to find in dark room.

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    Ingredients: Aloe Leaf Juice, Propanediol, Mushroom Extract, Gluconolactone, Sodium Hyaluronate, Quinoa Seed Extract, Hemp Seed Extract, Linseed Extract, Green Tea Extract, Oat Kernel Extract, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid

    Mushroom extract ? ?
    Cute bottle

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    What’s this?

    sex

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    The best lube I'd found was provided by a Thai WL in Northern Thailand. She told me it was made from snake oil. It's thick and oily and had a foul smell. It's in a small brown bottle with s cork and no brand.

    I managed to carry one bottle back to Australia. I seemed to last longer when using it. But the WLs didn't quite like its raw smell.

    For best effect apply it when the dick is vertical with the foreskin rolled back.

    After a while the girls had a nickname for me: Snake Oil Man. I kept coconut oil in the brown bottle and continued using it after the snake oil had finished to keep the girls happy.

    However I lost the brown bottle in a police raid in a brothel in Singapore. They let me off the hook because I was a tourist and I held an Australian passport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    Exactly what I've been saying in the past. Style of writing and even style of thinking, are all not conducive to a male punter. Or maybe just a kid, lol!
    "When it expands it will fit like a glove"... Makes you think he/she/it has never used one before, hey? Like the fact that you need to be hard... IE already "expanded"... Before you can properly put it on.
    Anyway, he's pretty harmless in my view.
    At least we can have a laugh 😆. Rather than some we have here got banned recently.

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