Originally Posted by
Steven Seagal
Hi Gang,
I think we would all agree you have a right to walk if you don’t see anyone you like. It’s just like going into David Jones and not finding the toaster you want.
I remember going to Maggies’ Gentleman’s Club at the Cross and the Mamasan introduced me to a WL called Kiki that she said was 18 years old. The following interaction occurred:
Seagal: Kiki is not 18.
Mamasan: How would you know? She looks 18 to me!
Seagal: I think you have dyslexia.
Mamasan: What?
Seagal: She more like 81 than 18. I’m leaving.
Mamasan: You cunt.
Seagal: Have you peeked under my pants?
So, I have walked.
On the other hand, my nephew Edd ‘Kookie’ Byrnes has a strict ‘Don’t walk’ policy He feels a true punter will take a punt and not always try for sure things.
‘Kookie’ pointed out to me how he enacted the ‘Don’t walk’ policy from the beginning of his punting career. He went to a place n Strathfield and there was a Greek lady who was a real granny and looked like a beached whale. He went into the room with her and the following interaction occurred:
Greek lady: Aren’t you going to fuck me now?
Kookie: I want to but don’t know how.
Greek lady: You don’t know how to fuck?
Kookie: I can’t see your cunt as its’ hidden behind all that blubber.
Greek lady: How about you fuck yourself?
Kookie: That works for me!
This ‘No walk’ story still makes me laugh years later. So there is something to be said for sticking around sometimes.
Seagal