Reply With QuoteWhere is the Korean RnT place in Surry hills?
This girl in a CBD message shop few weeks ago put her pinky in my ass. And I let a bit of air out. There were some uncomfortable giggling.
Something for a laugh to get the new year going!
I'm sure most bros would have something to share here, please give it a shot! ;-)
I'll start with a couple of my own:
1. Had a long day at work so headed for Korean rnt in Surry Hills. Was so tired after finishing, I walked out of the shop with my T-shirt on inside-out! Didn't realize it until I was halfway home.
2. Was in HK punting in the notorious Portland St area. There, the procedure is you only pay after the punt. Trouble was, I forgot to bring my cash.... This one was actually more life threatening than embarrassing!
Where is the Korean RnT place in Surry hills?
This girl in a CBD message shop few weeks ago put her pinky in my ass. And I let a bit of air out. There were some uncomfortable giggling.
haha, How did you get out of number 2?Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
Lol, that would've been quite embarrassing, dude!
The Korean rnt place I was talking about is long gone now. It was next to 1 Blackburn street when it was still operating back in the day.
It was quite scary actually. The place was run by triads and they started talking about taking me to the back alley to do the deed. Eventually I managed to convince them I had money in my hotel room and I would pay them double the rate and pay them for the trip to my hotel. So there we were, me and two scrawny triad guys riding on a minibus to my hotel to get the cash. Yeah, funny they didn't demand for a taxi ride instead huh? Maybe they're not the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree. We even took the wrong bus and had to change midway, it was that stupid.
It wasn't a bad punt either. Girl I had was a Taiwanese, very young and inexperienced. Good root but it all went out the window the moment I realized I had a completely empty wallet!
The first time I went to a shop in Sydney it had been a while since I had any relief and when the ML was sitting between my legs and felt that I was about to release she then pointed it to let it go on my stomach.
As I said, it had been a while and it overshot my belly and ended up on my face!
Don't worry Rod, you're not the only one who has had a self-COF accident... I've done that at least twice.
My most embarrassing moment, however, was when I slipped off a massage bed whilst trying to reposition for some doggy... It wasn't just my pride that was bruised...
there used to be a girl called Jessie at chatswood and im not sure how she did it but I think a bit of a squeeze and tug and she could make you cum so you cleared your face and landed on the floor or wall behind you
Lol, I was in the room with Renne from Posh (more than 1 year ago now).. Said hi, how long would u like to stay, n went I wanted to pull out my wallet, bang.. I left it at home.. Ran home like being chased by a ghost n ran back.. That was some stupid shit.. Lucky Renee was very understanding.
This did not happen during a punt, but while I was waiting for the shop to open.
I had a booking with one of my regulars and I did a Jamie Briggs !!
I wrote a message and included a "naughty" photo for the Lady that I was seeing.
Unfortunately I sent it to another of my regulars. (Still is).
Luckily I had not said anything bad about anyone and she saw the funny side of it.
Oh hell, this reminds me of another one of my blonde moments. I was having a smoke break with one of my female colleagues. While chatting to her, I started texting a booking for a WL. I got so distracted by my colleague talking to me that I sent the fucking message to her instead of the shop!!
The moment I sent the message, realization dawned... I started panicking. It started unfolding before my eyes. She reached for her phone... Then I held my cool. I said "hey is that the new iPhone??? Can I have a look??". Gullibly she gives me her phone, then she realized something was wrong. So there I was, running around with a mad Taiwanese girl chasing me, while trying to figure how to fricking delete an SMS from an iPhone!!
My last time at Ginza, I was slightly drunk after doing shots all night at a mate's stags.. and when my WL passed me some mouth wash when I got into the room, my body reacted and I shotted it like a boss. She cracked up and I had no idea what was so funny..until I tasted this weird minty taste...was really gross..
Hahaha, nice one!
Hahaha, "toe curling pressure"! Hilarious! Thanks for sharing, mate!
I sometimes come close to peeing during a session too, but it was usually after the orgasm. If I've got a full bladder and the ml tried to milk more out of me after I'd come, I usually stop them right there to prevent disaster!
Can you just delete single msgs now? Been ages since i had an iPhone and last i had it, it was such a pain to.
Tryin' to make a booking by sending a message. But I sent it to my brotherFcking lucky that I sent it to my brother but not someone else, hahahaha.
In Auckland up K Rd. Back a few years. I was waiting for a bird to come back. She turned up and I couldn't keep my eyes off here ass. She got me so wound up I shot a load into my eye. Gee it stung. Went all bloodshot and stressed.
We had a good laugh though
Have always been able to do it easily. Just have to figure out how as Apple didn't make it obvious but once you know, It's straightforward.
I underestimated my range and shot a bolt of hot cum straight up her nose! She was an absolute champ about it though...
Can't remember exactly now as I'm an android guy, but I think I just pressed and held on the message in the convo screen and it gave a delete option. Phew!!
I will second on the portland street encounter.
A few years ago, me and a couple of mates went to Portland district, and little did we know about the district.
We saw many young looking ladies wandering all over portland street, and up and down the stairs to various joints, and we thought we would give it a try.
At the same time, this papasan lurking near the stairs approached us and asked if we were interested and that we follow him up.
So up we went, soon as we stepped in, we were separated into three different rooms straight away.
I knew shit was about to go wrong, and they kept the door shut as they left the room. A couple of ladies came in, really not our cups (we were talking via instant messaging apps), ladies were mainly in their 40s, whilst we were in our 20s. Needless to say, we've turned all them down, then this guy came in and asked what type of girls was I after, obviously not in the friendliest tone.
I kept my cool and told him what we need, young young and young that's all, at this point we would of just gone with ANY young girls, pork chop or not.
The guy then left and slammed the door, had a chat with some guys, rushed back in and 'escorted' us down into another well hidden joint, which was rather freaky.
Should've just ran when we were brought down the street but followed that guy, had some conversations, was told portland street isn't the place for young ladies.
Eventually we went with some ladies in their late 30s and in the room i only asked for a HJ to finish it off.
Then left without any dramas, TBH it was kinda like a shop in marrickville, we went a couple months ago, late at night 2am shown 4 - 5 girls all old/pork chops,
and was about to leave, the papasan asked to stay to show us another girl, which as he walked off, he bang on the wall to show his dismay.
But guess what we gave no fucks and walked straight out of the door. Never again for this shop. We pay to get our loads off not to get rude treatments FFS.
On a side note, I am planning a trip to HK shortly, i did a few search on the forum, all seems to recommend 141 (which is mostly mainland chinese in their 30s).
I was just wondering what would be the best place for some 1. Young locals (<30) 2. or just young mainlander (<30), while keeping the budget around $500 HKD.
I know with the $1,500 spa we get young locals but obviously my punting budget won't allow for too many $1,500 spa sessions.
Cheers
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