Person's Name : Lily
Establishment : 12 Bellevue - Surry Hills
Date of Visit : 3 January, 2016
Contact Details/Address/Weblink : tel:9281 8480
12 Bellevue street Surry hills , www.bellevue12.com.au
Hours of Business : 9:00am - 2:00am
Rates : 20min $50, 30min $65, 45min $100, 60min $130
Age : Mid-late 30’s
Size/shape : Chubby, trimmed pussy, B+-C- cups.
Nationality or Ethnicity : Chinese
Services Provided : Bbj with cim, kissing, cat bath, covered sex.
Value for money/recommend? : Yes, this was an hour session.

Hi All,

This is a review of Lily I call ‘Lily redux’.

Before I get into the review I just want to say that I have learned in life that a cornerstone of effective living is good communication. Good communication has with it the hope of resolving complex and conflict issues.

Good communication doesn’t always work though. I remember when called into the US Army I was given a 10 minute assessment session with an Army psychiatrist named Jehosophat Goldbloom and the following interaction occurred;

Seagal; Doc, what if I told you I am terrified of violence
Shrink: So?
Seagal: Would that get me out of the Army?
Shrink: No, a hatred and fear of violence is perfectly normal..
Seagal: What if I said I love killing, destruction and violence?
Shrink: The Army doesn’t stop people doing what they really enjoy.

It was obvious I was not communicating effectively. So…I became more blunt.

Seagal: How can I get out?
Shrink: Are you a member of a pacifist religion?
Seagal: I am Jewish if that works.
Shrink: Me too. So when did being Jewish ever work for anything?
Seagal: You got me there Doc.

I persisted.

Shrink: Do you have flat feet?
Seagal: No.
Shrink? Are you an only child?
Seagal: No.
Shrink: Are you gay?
Seagal: Kiss me, I’ll never tell.
Shrink: We’ll pass on that. Are you blind in one eye?
Seagal: No.
Shrink: Do you have a hearing problem?
Seagal: Huh? What did you say?
Shrink: You’re in?
Seagal: I’m in?
Shrink: Shalom.

This brings us to Lily.

The last time I saw her was in a double with Mimi and boy was her communication shithouse. I wanted to call her ‘Lily the Chook’ because she was in such a foul mood. She yelled at Mimi and me in Mandarin and quite frankly I told her to piss off before her time was up.

Everyone can have a off day so I decided to see her again alone. This time was different. She was all sweet and motivated and had an ‘I want to please’ manner.

She does a very good bbj, rimming and has a reasonably tight pussy. I enjoyed the session. Except for the extra pounds she carries now, it was the Lily of old.

On the surface Lily seems to have very good English, but she a frequently misinterprets what is said. The result of this can be her misunderstanding the punter and the punter confused about what’s happening with her.

Halfway through the session I could hear shouting downstairs. One voice, above all the others, was hollering and screaming. I asked Lily and she just said forget it, but I found it a big distraction.

After enjoying a bbj and cim with Lily, it was time to go. I went down stairs and in all her splendour Apple was yelling and hollering as loud as she could.

As you may know from a previous review I’ve had with Apple, I’ve suspected she could be rotten to the core. I decided in this instance to change my communication style:

Apple: (Shouting in Mandarin.)
Seagal: Hi Apple, you look lovely today.
Apple: (Glares at me with pure hate in her face)
Seagal: And I hope you had a wonderful Xmas.
Apple: (Looking at me with utter contempt.)
Seagal: And I can see how pleased you are to see me.
Apple: (Shouts at YuYu in Mandarin).
Seagal: And I am so pleased to see an harmonious workplace.
Apple: (Spins on her heel, snorts and disappears into the back room.)
Seagal: (Talking to YuYu.) Now that’s good communication.

Well, I’ve got to go now.

Have other reviews to post. e.g. review of ‘new’ Jenny here will be coming.

See you soon ladies and gents.

Until that time friends . . .until that time.

Steven.