So, if the raid happened before the 'sexual satisfaction' was completed, that's a let off?
If the raid happened after but I didn't really get VFM or wasn't satisfied, i can plead that?
If the girl declined the HJ and I had to do it myself (ie no physical contact) then I can plead that?
How messy.
these were meant as light humour, not to be taken seriously.
HH