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    A professional foul.

    Well the Gold Coast marathon weekend has come and gone for another year.

    Last week I found myself at my local lady physiotherapist. I'm on my back, on the treatment table, she's legitimately working on my quads.

    I could feel my arm wanting to rise up and rest on her ass. That really was almost a professional foul.

    Note to self, don't get them mixed up.
    Sometimes I find myself in conversation with colleagues where I know too much about AMPS, or the side street parking around Stanley Street, or other topics about which a man of my stage of life should not know/

    So, has anyone else made a mix up where their AMP life has crossed into regular life?

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    I regularly see a legit girl in newfarm damn great massage have nodded off a few times but she is very cute and when im on my back the old towel tends to take on a life of its own. On a couple of occasions whilst doing the groin pressing thing shes hit the bullseye. But ive been a good boy and as tempting as she is the best ive had is some extra hand holding during the hand masssge. I can honestly say though i dont necessarily go straight home after seeing her.pls no pm legit pl

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    i've gone close to committing the professional foul, and have certainly misread the situation on occasion in legit joints by asking for extras when there was no way they were going there - always awkward. also whenever conversations turn to massage in company i do seem to know a shitload about both legit & AMP joints. sometimes it is a hell of a struggle to not describe some of my particularly good punts. there are times i'll describe some of the punts but try to walk the line of not revealing how happy the ending was.

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    I had a sweet dentist once

    No kidding I go to the UQ dental school and there are a heap of young asian girl DLs (Dentist Ladies) there. My first DL was the most gorgeouse Korean sweety. So gentle with the needle and I stared into her eyes for hours...well they are still learning! After my appoinyments Id duck over to the Valley to unwind on the massage table. I actually looked forward to dentist appointments back then. I didnt make a professional foul but I was thinking naughty thoughts about my DL hehe.

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    MeMe woopsy

    My first time at MeMe's and I offered the ML extras play money and she looked at me shocked. "We dont do that here sir!" Sort of thing. Turns out it was just her. Mind you she gave an awesome regular, no fun massage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by supapoona View Post
    No kidding I go to the UQ dental school and there are a heap of young asian girl DLs (Dentist Ladies) there. My first DL was the most gorgeouse Korean sweety. So gentle with the needle and I stared into her eyes for hours...well they are still learning! After my appoinyments Id duck over to the Valley to unwind on the massage table. I actually looked forward to dentist appointments back then. I didnt make a professional foul but I was thinking naughty thoughts about my DL hehe.
    I think you are on the money with this reply. The dental setting is totally different yet we find ourselves on our back, with a beautiful Asian lady tending to us.

    I was going to joke that I needed to be sure not to take Viagra before my physio session.

    In the case of the DL you would of course have to tell her any medications you are taking. "Yes, I just took Viagra. What are you doing after work?"

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    The full circle

    Quote Originally Posted by hogansheros View Post
    I think you are on the money with this reply. The dental setting is totally different yet we find ourselves on our back, with a beautiful Asian lady tending to us.

    I was going to joke that I needed to be sure not to take Viagra before my physio session.

    In the case of the DL you would of course have to tell her any medications you are taking. "Yes, I just took Viagra. What are you doing after work?"
    Sorry i cant go out with u tonight i have a second job i have to go to to pay for my dentist course at uni but if u want to come and see me ill be at 932 stanley st until 9.

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    Was a great ml worked at the shop Newmarket across from pub her name was Eva not there now but she was doing the dental course and fuck she new how to do everything else as well ..

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    So pulling teeth now hey!

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    She pulled something but wasn't my teeth lol

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    I came very close once, once again the dentist. Really teh only thing stopping me was the pair of pliers in my mouth. Young hot asian dentist, second time i had seen her and I had an old root canal fail and the tooth break. Being me it just didn't want to come out so she got across my lap to get leverage. Wow was i tempted to tell her to move back 4 inches

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    Haha young female dentist sitting on your lap with a pair of pliers wrapped around your tooth and you were going to ask her to sit on your dick. You r by far the bravest man i know.😷

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trapper View Post
    I came very close once, once again the dentist. Really teh only thing stopping me was the pair of pliers in my mouth. Young hot asian dentist, second time i had seen her and I had an old root canal fail and the tooth break. Being me it just didn't want to come out so she got across my lap to get leverage. Wow was i tempted to tell her to move back 4 inches
    That would've put the 'root' in root canal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trapper View Post
    I came very close once, once again the dentist. Really teh only thing stopping me was the pair of pliers in my mouth. Young hot asian dentist, second time i had seen her and I had an old root canal fail and the tooth break. Being me it just didn't want to come out so she got across my lap to get leverage. Wow was i tempted to tell her to move back 4 inches
    Sounds like the sort of medical treatment that Tim Mathieson was suggesting when we seek our small asian female doctors for prostate checks.

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    I found myself in this exact position this afternoon. I was in the chair after 2 weeks of pain and getting the first round of a root canal. The dentist was really nice and her tits kept rubbing the top of my head as she was leaning over - certainly took the attention away from the pain.
    And then at the end, the assistant (also was hot !) leaned across me to reach something on the side table - so I had her tits in near my hands as I had my arms crossed.

    needless to say, I have just found my regular dentist .... might get all of the teeth done now !!

    I kept my composure and did not do the foul !

    If it was not for the sore mouth and knumbed up face - I would have been down to one of the locals !!!

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    This thread awakens an old but fond memory for me. I had braces when I was 13-14 and had monthly visits at the T&G building. The orthodontist had a very pretty and busty blond assistant. They do get up close to you. She often had to hold stuff in my mouth, leaning over me. I remember well the press of her breasts against my shoulder. I had the feeling she did so more than was necessary and seemed to press especially when the orthodontist was not there. I was too young to know much, but I always wondered whether she was giving me a harmless little thrill.

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