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    Joanne - NOT A Complaint

    Service Provider's Name: Joanne
    Session Month: September
    Session Year: 2016
    Type of Service: Parlour Worker
    Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $150
    Location where session took place: New South Wales
    Session Day: Weekday
    Session Time: Evening
    Estimated Age: 36 - 40
    Estimated Ethnic Group: Asian Origin
    Knowledge of English: Poor
    Hair Colour: Black
    Hair Length: Long
    Eyes Colour: Brown
    Skin Colour: Tanned
    Height: Short - Under 160 cm / 5'3"
    Body Shape: Curvy
    Estimated Body Size: 10 to 12
    Estimated Breast Size: C to D (Medium to Big)
    Enhanced breasts?: No
    Pubic Hair: All Waxed / Shaved
    Any Tattoos?: None
    Any Piercings?: None
    Full Sex Available: Yes
    Kind of Experience: Clinical Experience
    Kissing Available: Yes, DFK (Deep French Kissing)
    Blowjob: Unsure
    DATY / Oral On Her: Unsure
    Overall Looks: Not attractive
    Overall Personality: Outgoing
    Overall Performance: Shouldn't have bothered

    Oh man, so I had a decent punt at tp64 last time and thought I'd do the 45 min drive to check it out.

    Saw 3 in the line up and maybe a meth head customer in the waiting room and some over 50 customers.

    First girl was Joanne and I immediately asked for other girls lol. 2nd girl was angle who was advertised to be 22 but looked 2.5 x that age maybe 45-50. 2nd girl, barbie, looked like a trans gender girl.

    I thought I'd wait then I checked out Angel and left then the owner talked me into seeing Joanne the first girl who was 40-50 as well lol.

    I been with some pretty hectic girls, but my god I had a shocking experience. I admit I went in willingly and thought I could handle it. But fk lols 5-10 min in I just said "I can't do it" lols and she was really nice and said to charge me for 20 min.

    We kissed a bit and I put my dick in her with a bit but just couldnt continue fark lol.

    Paid 150 and refund 70 - this was good on their part. I bolted out and went to the local macdonalds to wash away that experience.

    That was one rough punt - didn't blow my load just got the fk out of there lol. This is not a complaint - just not the right type of girls by a long shot lol!

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    150 per hr well that explains the age group. Who did you see before that was considerably better than the three you saw ?

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    Chocolate she was 25-30 imo she was very doable lols

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    Really bro damn I love Joanne she was a nymph!! Shot twice because her BBBJ was so amazing!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam88 View Post
    Really bro damn I love Joanne she was a nymph!! Shot twice because her BBBJ was so amazing!!
    i dunno man........ She is bordering on grandma ..... So....

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    Are you sure you have the right girl? Joanne is far from bordering on being a grandma lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DYSLENOJD View Post
    Are you sure you have the right girl? Joanne is far from bordering on being a grandma lol
    Lol I asked for her name right before a bolted and that's what she told me.

    When I looked at pics of Joanne on their web site - didn't look like her body but yeah, the other 2 girls were right on in terms of pictures on website.

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    should have gone to specsavers

    The pics on the website are not the best, however having seen her many many times over the last few years. yes she may not be the age advertised but that is the fault of TP64 not hers, I have always found her to be a perfect GFE not a PSE as many expect from these shops. Her service is second to none if you let her go that far however not in your case as you Bolted quote. guess you if never find out, your loss our gain.

    James:

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    Lol sounds like everyone has good reports of her

    The girl I saw from Taiwan fugian province - is that the same Joanne? And she was very old like 50!

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    I don't think its the old Joanne I think I saw some where that there is a new Joanne.

    Maybe a 64 Regular can confirm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussyhands View Post
    Lol sounds like everyone has good reports of her

    The girl I saw from Taiwan fugian province - is that the same Joanne? And she was very old like 50!
    I saw Joanne at 64 a couple of weeks ago and (after an attempted switcheroo for Sophie) I had a really good session with her - see my review on Australian XXX under my username of Newboy. And I'm sure the girl I saw was Joanne for reasons mentioned in that review.

    Joanne told me she was from Kaohsiung, a city in southern Taiwan, which we chatted about as I'd visited there a couple of years ago. (Kaohsiung is in Kaohsiung City Province).

    There is a province in Mainland China (the People's Republic of China) called Fujian - it's the part of MLC that is closest to Taiwan - and there are a few islands just off the coast of MLC which are now part of the Republic of China (that's the official name of Taiwan). So these islands are known as the Taiwanese province of Fujian. But they are nowhere near Joanne's home city of Kaohsiung.

    The Joanne I saw certainly didn't look like a grandma to me (but I'm not good at estimating ages), spoke good English (you described it as poor), was not fully shaved (although this can change), only indulged in LFK (in my session with her) and gave a great DTBBBJ (identical to the description given in other reviews of her).

    I reckon you saw a different girl from the one currently listed as Joanne.

    Fred

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred69 View Post
    I saw Joanne at 64 a couple of weeks ago and (after an attempted switcheroo for Sophie) I had a really good session with her - see my review on Australian XXX under my username of Newboy. And I'm sure the girl I saw was Joanne for reasons mentioned in that review.

    Joanne told me she was from Kaohsiung, a city in southern Taiwan, which we chatted about as I'd visited there a couple of years ago. (Kaohsiung is in Kaohsiung City Province).

    There is a province in Mainland China (the People's Republic of China) called Fujian - it's the part of MLC that is closest to Taiwan - and there are a few islands just off the coast of MLC which are now part of the Republic of China (that's the official name of Taiwan). So these islands are known as the Taiwanese province of Fujian. But they are nowhere near Joanne's home city of Kaohsiung.

    The Joanne I saw certainly didn't look like a grandma to me (but I'm not good at estimating ages), spoke good English (you described it as poor), was not fully shaved (although this can change), only indulged in LFK (in my session with her) and gave a great DTBBBJ (identical to the description given in other reviews of her).

    I reckon you saw a different girl from the one currently listed as Joanne.

    Fred
    That makes sense, she sat down on my cock at an angle almost bending it off lols man I dunno lols I shudder and laugh when I think of it.

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    I have been seeing Joanne since she first started 2-3 yrs ago, she left for 1 year or so and then returned.
    I keep seeing her because of her service and her shuddering wet orgasams.
    Not sure if you saw the same Joanne, whilst not young certainly nowhere near late 40's or 50's.
    Its a matter of personal taste and connection, in this respect she remains a regular for me.

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    yes Joanne was nothing short of amazing, she was so good and nothing close to grandma!! petite hotness !

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    Lol then she either lied about her name or she has the same name or I misheard her name!

    Thanks fellas for clearing it up! I still got half back so was okay.

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    Joanne is not the lady you have described.

    Joanne is a good looking hot lady definitely not a size 10/12 , she is a petite size 6 great natural boobs C cup
    Age about 25ish firm tight bod lovely girl good English very friendly Awsome service from a girl that is in no way grandma like I come here regularly and have reviewed Joanne in the past and had a fanastic time in many encounters and she has so many regulars that it is hard to get a booking .

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    on the night when you had problems I remember that you looked at many girls and decided not to choose them and picked Joanne after first not picking Joanne you then decided to wait 1/2 hr and then went with her. after 15mins you said you were sick and could not stay the hr so we refunded you half of your money you said no problems at the time . if you have problems please do not give false reviews it is unfair for the Ladies if you are not feeling well or not getting it you are welcome not to return .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggus View Post
    Joanne is a good looking hot lady definitely not a size 10/12 , she is a petite size 6 great natural boobs C cup
    Age about 25ish firm tight bod lovely girl good English very friendly Awsome service from a girl that is in no way grandma like I come here regularly and have reviewed Joanne in the past and had a fanastic time in many encounters and she has so many regulars that it is hard to get a booking .
    Age about 25ish ? Do you ever seen,real 25 yrs old girl?.
    So far I know, I dont see anyone less than 35 yrs old working in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tarenpoint64 View Post
    on the night when you had problems I remember that you looked at many girls and decided not to choose them and picked Joanne after first not picking Joanne you then decided to wait 1/2 hr and then went with her. after 15mins you said you were sick and could not stay the hr so we refunded you half of your money you said no problems at the time . if you have problems please do not give false reviews it is unfair for the Ladies if you are not feeling well or not getting it you are welcome not to return .
    I don't give false reports, if anything my reports err on the side of caution and am more generous. I never said I was sick lol the girl said told u I said to her we had not connection and I told her I could not do any more. Because she was 50 y/o grandma! Even with viagra I cannot do! Sorry but that is truth. There is no reason for me to give false reports - why would I ? If u look I had a very good report of chocolate last time I went lol.

    As I said it wasn't a complaint. I just reported what I saw and my experience.

    I even said it was good on ur part for giving 1/2 money back and the girl was nice about it.

    The reason I went back and forth and couldn't decide was because when I was waiting I pull up the roster and I was confused by the description of the girls.

    It says they were 1/2 their actual age - I had to go look closer, I say to myself - maybe the brief look I was wrong.... But I was not wrong. I apologise for wasting ur time but I think the description of ur girls were grossly inaccurate making me go check and check again.

    Other than that, ur shop handle my situation well. But do not accuse me of giving false reports if u look at my previous reports on aus99 and punter planet (almost 40 total from Aussie to Asian, from private to agency to cracker/backpage to brothel) u can judge urself.

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    That's not the Joanne I know. I have seen her several times, she is Pretty with a great body, terrific personality and gives it all. Her English is also quite good. She is definitely not a grandma and I have always had a great time.

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