Originally Posted by
cuttlefish
She was way above my league & my type I saw her photo she had the body & slutty
look of a pornstar Yes Sir !! Ya !! You Beauty !! I was shocked after she agreed to
have date with me because I look more like shriek the old beauty & the beast . We
communicate more on social media & I asked her to select the restaurant. First red
flag. She selected a Michelin Star rest I was desperate I would do anything to
to fuck her & didn't care if it broke my usual KFC date budget. Like a fly can
sense where dog turds are she could sense my urgency. She ate like a bear does
before it goes into hibernation & it was like she had starved herself & hadn't eaten
in a few days. After she said she would like to go clubbing at a exclusive club.
The cocktails were expensive & I was spending money faster than a gambler
feeding notes into a poker machine. It was near closing time ( pre lockout laws)
& we agreed to call it a night. Outside she said she would like to go on a 2nd
date. Incredulous , fantastic, wow, fabulous , unbelievable I was ecstatic.
However I was brought down faster to the earth than a turd dropping from
a dog's arse. She wanted me to take her shopping on our second date to
some exclusive Double Bay Boutique. That's why AH i said she was trying to
max out my credit card.