classic stitch up

[superkawaii]

This was my first time actually getting a escort, i've been to gtm etc, but never paid for actual sex.
finished uni for the day and Was bored and horny so decided to hit this chick up
http://brisbane.backpage.com/FemaleE...0-1hr/10537110
so i texted her and booked in an hour thinking yes i get to wreck this "hot" chick
ohh man was i in for a surprise after she opened the door.
Got stitched, she was about 35+ not 21 as the add stated haha nor did she look anything like the pictures, i was already there so i was like might as well.

she couldn't speak a word of English which was probably for the better. she was small like the ad described and had small but saggy tits, probably because of her age.
I shower and come out on the bed and she tries to make out with me, im like no thanks man.
she tells me to get it hard, so after a few tugs it was solid, slips the dom and lube's it up.
once again tries to make out with me and im like nah im good, she just didn't understand no.

she goes down on me for about 10mins, all im thinking in my head is fml what a waste of money haha, should have just went to yimi's or AS.
she goes on top and rides my dick for about 5 mins, then tries to explain that shes tired, so i was like ok... i fuck her doggy style hard for about 15 mins trying to make my self come.
once im done, i slip off the dom and threw it on the bed (dick move i guess) she wipes me down and tells me to go wash my hands. Not even a shower? is this normal guys?

i put my clothes on and shes like good good? im like No. and got the fuck out of there asap, are all private asian escorts ad's mostly fake?
next time i think i'll just go to AS or yimi's tbh. never again.

[domo]

for that price, you got quite well. its a very hit and miss type of deal. if you don't think its a goer you can always reduce it down to 30 so its not as big a waste.

[HBerg]

Pretty much yes, sorry to say but I've literally never had a good time from Backpage/Locanto lucky dip. They are ALL old generic asian grandmas in my experience. I think its that price point though.

[blas]

Should've gone to Yimis...

[Bubbaloo]

You can do alright with the stable of hot little Thai girls around the city. I don't usually do FS, but the girls I often see for massage sometimes offer it and I'll admit to being rather intrigued.