Reply With QuoteShe definitely wasn't my tempo that's for sure.Originally Posted by CunningLinguist
Dats funny, i bet she was not slim and good looking ...
She definitely wasn't my tempo that's for sure.
Yes, but for the first time, I suggest checking with a GP first. Although, questions asked were quite generic, but just in case. I just did that.
You are correct in your statement sir. I got a recommendation for cognitive therapy, after she had done my blood work and blood pressure and everything came back tip top. As the problem wasn't physical she assumed it must be mental, when in reality I just wanted a prescription so I could squeeze a bit more value out of my punts.
Scene: A busy medical centre in western Sydney. A middle-aged professional man sits down to talk to a middle-aged female doctor.
GP: So, what seems to be the problem?
Punter: My cock.
GP: Excuse me?
Punter: My cock. You know, this (grabbing crotch). It won't stay hard for long enough. I want the fucking thing to look and feel like the handle of David Warner's cricket bat.
GP: Oh. (Adjusting glasses. Deep breath. Never heard of David Warner. Anxious now.) Do you have trouble getting and maintaining an erection?
Punter: Only when I'm going for a second pop. I get horny about 10am, so that's when I go for my first punt. My mates on the aus99 foum say they use Viagra or some other generic shit from India. Keeps 'em hard all day. Long enough to need another punt on the way home from work, if you can believe that. Two pops each session they say, minimum. And that's just for them. Let's not even talk about what it does for the girl, riding a pole for two hours straight. So, I wanna get me some of that.
GP: (Staring. Open-mouthed. Silent).
Punter: Fuck's wrong with you? Was it something I said?
PS: Thanks for the blue pill intel harrycd. This is the type of independent editorial punters love. Please keep it coming.
^ Accurate.
Also, I'm going to be interested to hear Warner's view on the new reduced size of the bats. Apparently a centimetre or two off the thickness. No euphemism there, I'm actually talking about cricket.
You can tell them it happens when you are tired. Either long day at work or after exercising too much
Nice one Speechwriter. Glad you are reading my posts.
Looks like these cunts are running a special after I already bought some :/
$1 a pill is a pretty sweet deal, I'm a little upset now lol though I did go with the Cipla Suhagra instead of the Cenforce.
Yes. Plus even if you get the original brand, cost is only marginal, considering how much you are spending on punting.
Does anyone have too much of these pills they want to sell off?
I dunno when I'll finish 100 pills as I only ever do it twice a week
and 100mg is too strong for me, I had one the first time and lil
buddy wouldn't stay down even after shooting.
Yeah 100mg is way too much for me.
Now If I do use it I only use a quarter.
Dw harry you'll get there. use it enough and you'll build a tolerance for it and need to increase your dose over time.
By the time you get to the last quarter of your bag, you might be popping 5 pills at a time and washing it down with redbull and some white chalk up the nose
Beautiful women is my viagra
"My soul has been spoiled by the world, my imagination is unquiet, my heart insatiate. To me everything is of little moment. I have become as easily accustomed to grief as to joy, and my life grows emptier day by day"
Lol you're not wrong! Our bodies are amazing at adapting to different stims. go easy with the 100mg. Ive dumped one and punted, left the shop, jumped on the train, then had to deal with a second erection that could melt steel beams.By the time you get to the last quarter of your bag, you might be popping 5 pills at a time and washing it down with redbull and some white chalk up the nose
Careful bro's
Your body may become dependent on it if you use it too often.
"My soul has been spoiled by the world, my imagination is unquiet, my heart insatiate. To me everything is of little moment. I have become as easily accustomed to grief as to joy, and my life grows emptier day by day"
For the last 6 months I have pretty much punted every day. I take 100mg tablet each day. No idea what that is doing to my body.
Anyone wanna share some viagra as the 100 pack is too much for me, willing to split bill, pm me.
Did you buy online, which site did you use ?
Not that I want Viagra, just interested.
ozmeds direct
I gave most of mine away to mates :/
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