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    Practice Oral Sex Techniques on Smartphone App

    Came across this hilarious article! Here's a bonus video.

    For all horny punters that are keen to improve their lady-pleasing skills, there's an app that lets you do just that. YES, GET OUT YOUR SMARTPHONE AND START LICKING!


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    That's really cool...Wonder if you can put a real pic of your girl pussy on screen as well

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    ㅋㅋㅋㅋ please be careful tonsillitis

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    Woods23, don't let tonsillitis stop you bro. What better way is there to spend your train rides?

    Pro top: Gladwrap your phone and lick those pixels! Thank me later.

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    I know lots of people spend far too much time on their phones....well this is just another excuse to use them more.

    Best DATY practise is to see lots of WL's though....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Longan View Post
    Came across this hilarious article! Here's a bonus video.

    For all horny punters that are keen to improve their lady-pleasing skills, there's an app that lets you do just that. YES, GET OUT YOUR SMARTPHONE AND START LICKING!

    Common man he's doing it wrong.
    and the nose is in the way of doing it properly. Will just develop Bad technique..
    AKA porn technique... they stick tongue out so camera can capture licking.. proper licking should be lips all over screen and tongue doing magic underneath mouth seal.

    BIG Problems i see.
    He has to stick out his tone and it's too stiff
    air gets to wet areas and clit becomes cool feeling.

    Step 1
    SOFT SOFT i repeat SOFT tongue.
    and not tip of your tongue. it's hard no texture. and flicking clit with it is uncomfortable.

    USE the dorsum of tongue (tasting surface of tongue)
    don't lick with it as that requires muscles of tongue to contract in order to move which hardens it up. like your biceps when curling. or any muscle.

    Step 2
    With a relaxed and soft tongue and use the clit to draw on your tongue.
    Move it around like the clit is a pen tip and your tongue as the paper and draw alphabet letters, chinese characters, homer simpsion... whatever.
    Will require you to move your whole head like an idiot. But who's watching right??
    The texture of your soft tongue creates a much better sensation on the clit

    Step 3
    Then add warmth and saliva
    LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of saliva on clit.
    NOONE LIKEs a dry mouth BJ.. Same thing apply to clit
    The wrap your mouth around to create a hot air pocket seal. WARM THAT CLIT
    Don't allow air to reach the now wet saliva covered clit.
    Allowing air to flow past or breathing out of your nose over the wet clit will make area feel slightly colder. will detract from feeling (lick back of hand then blow on it.. the wet area will feel slightly cooler)

    Allow saliva to flow. let it get a bit messy... noone likes a dry handjob.. so noone likes dry tongue rubbing clit.

    Side Note
    Don't keep licking tip can get overstimulated and the numb which means they won't feel anymore.. just like when sucks dick in same up and down motion or lick tip for too long. Area numbs up and doesn't feel nice anymore.
    Move away from clit every 30 seconds or so and visit another area. then come back.
    lick labias. side of clit. Vagina entrance, stick tongue into vagina if long enough. or lick the like between leg and labia. DD if your into that. Calibrate to ladies body language and hip of where they want you as often they'll move you to where they want you.
    Only stick to clit when girl starts to really feel good and you want them to cum
    But that's the basics.

    That being said.
    It's just my experience of what works.
    But i could be full of shit.. lol... and every girl is different. just like golf. you play the course you are on..
    Don't take my word for it. Get feed back from the girl you're with.
    However CHRISTMAS probably has better advice.. She did say I was a bad lover once. How wrong am i? XMAS!!!??

    *edit*
    actually Christmas. What is your advice on it.. Now that i think of it..
    Did i say anything that's completely wrong?
    also
    What do most people do wrong when they are down there?
    and what are the fixes

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    I'm a very logical person, sex is one of the avenues where I can just let my primal instincts take over.

    I've tried to DATY with a WL but my brain just goes no. I visualize all the penis' that have gone into that hole & I just can't.
    "My soul has been spoiled by the world, my imagination is unquiet, my heart insatiate. To me everything is of little moment. I have become as easily accustomed to grief as to joy, and my life grows emptier day by day"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoryureppa View Post
    I'm a very logical person, sex is one of the avenues where I can just let my primal instincts take over.

    I've tried to DATY with a WL but my brain just goes no. I visualize all the penis' that have gone into that hole & I just can't.
    Do you do DFK ?

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    Be careful with this hobby. I just got an electric shock on my tongue inside the charging port.
    Nah just kidding

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoryureppa View Post
    I'm a very logical person, sex is one of the avenues where I can just let my primal instincts take over.

    I've tried to DATY with a WL but my brain just goes no. I visualize all the penis' that have gone into that hole & I just can't.
    DATY on a WL who only does safe sex is still better than doing DFK with her if she provides bbbj and CIM !

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    Quote Originally Posted by CunningLinguist View Post
    Do you do DFK ?
    Depends on WL but yes I do
    "My soul has been spoiled by the world, my imagination is unquiet, my heart insatiate. To me everything is of little moment. I have become as easily accustomed to grief as to joy, and my life grows emptier day by day"

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    Quote Originally Posted by vitamin View Post
    Common man he's doing it wrong.
    and the nose is in the way of doing it properly. Will just develop Bad technique..
    AKA porn technique... they stick tongue out so camera can capture licking.. proper licking should be lips all over screen and tongue doing magic underneath mouth seal.

    BIG Problems i see.
    He has to stick out his tone and it's too stiff
    air gets to wet areas and clit becomes cool feeling.

    Step 1
    SOFT SOFT i repeat SOFT tongue.
    and not tip of your tongue. it's hard no texture. and flicking clit with it is uncomfortable.

    USE the dorsum of tongue (tasting surface of tongue)
    don't lick with it as that requires muscles of tongue to contract in order to move which hardens it up. like your biceps when curling. or any muscle.

    Step 2
    With a relaxed and soft tongue and use the clit to draw on your tongue.
    Move it around like the clit is a pen tip and your tongue as the paper and draw alphabet letters, chinese characters, homer simpsion... whatever.
    Will require you to move your whole head like an idiot. But who's watching right??
    The texture of your soft tongue creates a much better sensation on the clit

    Step 3
    Then add warmth and saliva
    LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of saliva on clit.
    NOONE LIKEs a dry mouth BJ.. Same thing apply to clit
    The wrap your mouth around to create a hot air pocket seal. WARM THAT CLIT
    Don't allow air to reach the now wet saliva covered clit.
    Allowing air to flow past or breathing out of your nose over the wet clit will make area feel slightly colder. will detract from feeling (lick back of hand then blow on it.. the wet area will feel slightly cooler)

    Allow saliva to flow. let it get a bit messy... noone likes a dry handjob.. so noone likes dry tongue rubbing clit.

    Side Note
    Don't keep licking tip can get overstimulated and the numb which means they won't feel anymore.. just like when sucks dick in same up and down motion or lick tip for too long. Area numbs up and doesn't feel nice anymore.
    Move away from clit every 30 seconds or so and visit another area. then come back.
    lick labias. side of clit. Vagina entrance, stick tongue into vagina if long enough. or lick the like between leg and labia. DD if your into that. Calibrate to ladies body language and hip of where they want you as often they'll move you to where they want you.
    Only stick to clit when girl starts to really feel good and you want them to cum
    But that's the basics.

    That being said.
    It's just my experience of what works.
    But i could be full of shit.. lol... and every girl is different. just like golf. you play the course you are on..
    Don't take my word for it. Get feed back from the girl you're with.
    However CHRISTMAS probably has better advice.. She did say I was a bad lover once. How wrong am i? XMAS!!!??

    *edit*
    actually Christmas. What is your advice on it.. Now that i think of it..
    Did i say anything that's completely wrong?
    also
    What do most people do wrong when they are down there?
    and what are the fixes
    http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...at+pussy+eater

    HAHA Vitamin! don't get upset.. I was just saying... hehe sorry If i was mean to you.... my apologies.
    my advise is pretty much same as yours❤️❤️
    I wish I would have been licked by your tongue :'( sad life is all about timing
    Last edited by Christmas; 24-04-2017 at 07:12 PM. Reason: vitamin you are cute! ❤️

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    Tried this.. then my phone started rebooting now it won't turn on :/ send help

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbluesky1 View Post
    Tried this.. then my phone started rebooting now it won't turn on :/ send help
    Virus !
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbluesky1 View Post
    Tried this.. then my phone started rebooting now it won't turn on :/ send help
    * you can only do this on ip67 water resistant phones.
    I recommending an upgrade to the new Samsung

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbluesky1 View Post
    Tried this.. then my phone started rebooting now it won't turn on :/ send help
    There are some fake versions out there, did you get the right one? Lol did you lick the actual screen? Too much saliva + phone that is not waterproof is not a good combo either....

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    Quote Originally Posted by vitamin View Post
    * you can only do this on ip67 water resistant phones.
    I recommending an upgrade to the new Samsung
    +1, bezel-less pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Longan View Post
    +1, bezel-less pussy
    nono.. Infinity pussy s8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoryureppa View Post
    Depends on WL but yes I do
    Do you ever wonder how many bare back cocks have gone into the mouth that you are DFKing ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CunningLinguist View Post
    Do you ever wonder how many bare back cocks have gone into the mouth that you are DFKing ....
    as well as CIM.
    when people eat a meal. often there is still stuff stuck between their teeth.
    often it's cleared by saliva after the fact.

    now imagine WL does CIM.
    you see WL right after and DFK. increasing their saliva flow. i'm sure you'll get some residual jizz diffusing into your mouth.

    Often it's better just not to overthink it.
    I can't count the number of horrible behind the scene stories from cooks, over the years of what they do and the shit they serve. Regardless of the quality of kitchen.
    and yet. i still eat out so often.

    Just don't over think it.
    and enjoy Dineing At the Y

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