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  1. 04-09-2017, 12:37 PM #41
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    When was Cutler's prime?

    I just had my fantasy draft over the weekend, in a ppr idp league.

    Or do you mean the bodybuilder lol
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  2. 04-09-2017, 12:41 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by shootermcgavin View Post
    2/10 banter/burn attempt.
    Didn't realise there was banter police....pathetic. You don't exactly come across as a comedy/banter legend!

    Plus, for such a stupid thread I thought my response was all it deserved!
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  3. 04-09-2017, 12:53 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by harrycd View Post
    When was Cutler's prime?

    I just had my fantasy draft over the weekend, in a ppr idp league.

    Or do you mean the bodybuilder lol
    Lol I meant the bodybuilder, 2006 to 2010 was when he racked up a few Olympia wins.

    It's been confirmed a few times though that you've got a massive dong, so I'd say the fantasy league thing takes precedence over the bodybuilder thing. This is your BBQ, and it tastes good brah.

    Quote Originally Posted by jimiuk View Post
    Didn't realise there was banter police....pathetic. You don't exactly come across as a comedy/banter legend!

    Plus, for such a stupid thread I thought my response was all it deserved!


    Real talk though, saltiness level of your reply: solid 7/10
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  4. 04-09-2017, 01:29 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by shootermcgavin View Post
    I reckon it fluctuates hey. If I don't punt for a while, shooter Jr kind of languishes, bit half mast, kind of meh. Enough to do the job, but not do it well. Pretty much representative of my personality.

    Flip side of the coin, I walked into a booking on Friday night like that (beers didn't help). Was strong enough to do the job and in my haze thought I was at maximum capacity. Then the lady scooted around and commenced a first rate blowy while I strummed her banjo. Saw a few drips from her and shooter Jr swole in pride like Jay Cutler in his prime. I hadn't seen him like that in weeks. She remarked that it was "....heavy", and it gave my spirit licence to soar.

    TLDR: Definitely agree with you bro. Just wish shooter Jr would play ball more often.
    Sometimes i reckon it can be at least half an inch in length. Girth, not sure, but definitely feels and looks significantly thicker.

    I am sure i have lost size with age as well. I used to have a bit of a banana bend in my 20's and 30's. It is nowhere near as prominent these days.....*sigh*
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  5. 04-09-2017, 03:16 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybo View Post
    I used to have a bit of a banana bend in my 20's and 30's. It is nowhere near as prominent these days.....*sigh*

    You've rooted yourself straight.
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  6. 04-09-2017, 04:00 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by shootermcgavin View Post
    You've rooted yourself straight.
    Solid 8/10 banter level
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  7. 04-09-2017, 04:24 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybo View Post
    Solid 8/10 banter level


    Real talk though, ive got a hefty booking tomorrow, so I'll paying close attention to degrees of swollen/girth etc. Hopefully I can achieve maximum potential.
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  8. 04-09-2017, 04:50 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by shootermcgavin View Post


    Real talk though, ive got a hefty booking tomorrow, so I'll paying close attention to degrees of swollen/girth etc. Hopefully I can achieve maximum potential.
    Where? Same or the old haunt?
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  9. 04-09-2017, 04:59 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybo View Post
    Where? Same or the old haunt?
    Going to see the one who has my balls in her purse.
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  10. 04-09-2017, 05:39 PM #50
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    The fucckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk?
    "My soul has been spoiled by the world, my imagination is unquiet, my heart insatiate. To me everything is of little moment. I have become as easily accustomed to grief as to joy, and my life grows emptier day by day"
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  11. 04-09-2017, 06:27 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by shootermcgavin View Post
    Going to see the one who has my balls in her purse.
    Oh dear. What are you going to do for 3 weeks when she goes home on the weekend? *waiting for some gif of grown man crying*
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  12. 04-09-2017, 06:43 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybo View Post
    Oh dear. What are you going to do for 3 weeks when she goes home on the weekend? *waiting for some gif of grown man crying*


    Let me guess, that fucking mate filled you in? This guy, I swear. Keys to the castle, and I'm fapping down in the moat using my tears as lube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shootermcgavin View Post


    Let me guess, that fucking mate filled you in? This guy, I swear. Keys to the castle, and I'm fapping down in the moat using my tears as lube.
    5555!

    Maybe i will break the seal and see what we can conjure up, but her going away fucks your initial plans a little. Should get you through for a day or two!
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  14. 04-09-2017, 07:02 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybo View Post
    5555!

    Maybe i will break the seal and see what we can conjure up, but her going away fucks your initial plans a little. Should get you through for a day or two!
    Shit just got real.
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  15. 05-09-2017, 11:02 AM #55
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    Your fake pic..

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    What fake pic ?
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  16. 05-09-2017, 12:24 PM #56
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    i put my dick in my profile picture

    Yes i wear condom
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  17. 05-09-2017, 12:28 PM #57
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    literally can't see
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  18. 05-09-2017, 02:11 PM #58
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    Porn1.jpg

    hope this one works better

    Lips for size reference

    Porn2.jpg
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  19. 05-09-2017, 02:23 PM #59
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    Now we can see it clearly!
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  20. 05-09-2017, 04:19 PM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post


    literally can't see
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