do you have a gf/wife/partner? if so, how do you find time to punt?

[jeter]

Looks like we have quite a few unfaithful men in this space.

Naughty, naughty.

[AHLUNGOR]

You need to have 2-3 sport/hobbies that you are obsess with. I do sport 4 nights a week plus 2-3 hours on Sundays. So If I leave a bit early and have a quick 'sport" massage session , no one is ever going to suspect it..... Other than that, start going drinking with your mates and bugger off a little early....

You are in the right track buddy !

I used to play golf every Sunday morning with some work mates down south , one guy was a member of a club there. We would normally play 9 holes then a beer at the club house and perhaps a few bucks into the pokes then everyone went their separate ways . I always told my Mrs we played 18 holes !

On my way back , I could easily take a detour to Hurstville and had a quickie 30 min. Hoi Nam Tin would have seen plenty of me all those Sunday........ haha

Too bad they all retired now and no more games !

[BongKong]

You are in the right track buddy !

I used to play golf every Sunday morning with some work mates down south , one guy was a member of a club there. We would normally play 9 holes then a beer at the club house and perhaps a few bucks into the pokes then everyone went their separate ways . I always told my Mrs we played 18 holes !

On my way back , I could easily take a detour to Hurstville and had a quickie 30 min. Hoi Nam Tin would have seen plenty of me all those Sunday........ haha

Too bad they all retired now and no more games !

Do you ever wonder if your wife was banging another guy while you were at golf?

[Coastal Punter]

Theres what i thought a legit place in Gosford. I went in for legit session and came out extra $50 lighter but got NHJ. Been back a few more times. I do get pretty good massage and wife knows i go for massage but she doesnt know thjs place can do extra. Helps that it looks 100% legit from street.

[Coastal Punter]

You need to have 2-3 sport/hobbies that you are obsess with. I do sport 4 nights a week plus 2-3 hours on Sundays. So If I leave a bit early and have a quick 'sport" massage session , no one is ever going to suspect it..... Other than that, start going drinking with your mates and bugger off a little early....

Agree, i manage a massage every 4 weeks. I do a fair bit of long distance running so pass it off as remedial after a big week. Place i go to gives TT then HJ. Extra Pineapple for nude. I come home refeshed in every way.

[JAV_Fan69]

Tell me you are joking.
That is not only weird but highly inappropriate.
You gotta seriously draw the line.
It seems like punting has been so integral to your life that you have forgotten to think what is wrong and what is right.

Please note that this is not a personal attack or that I am trying to be a saint.
I have nothing against you but taking a baby to your shop is just something that would never ever cross my mind.

You sound like someone who would be rad fun at a party with a few beers and a line of rack.

[Midnight_Prowl]

I have partner.... But whenever she is at home i have no time to punt, as she is always at home. At home i do cooking, cleaninh and washing etc. While she sit there and relax. However she used to work shift so i was able to punt during the weekend and hv time to myself. Also i used to work in st leonard and during my lunch i go to artarmon to my favourite place, and see asian milf. Now she work office hours and i work in wynard and very demanding job (high salary meams more work) so dont hv time at all....my body was very frustrating as i dont hv time to myself. Only time i get is when i wake up at 2am and go for a punt... However my partner is going back home, although i will go with her but she will go week earlier than me. I cannot wait till this happen!!! Im going to go to artarmon and see my asian milf....probably everyday....yay...im patiently waiting

[borock]

Thank you everyone for your comments and inputs. I will definitely rethink my strategy for future massages and how to get around it haha. Appreciate the community here.

Have a great punting year of 2018!

[needsomespice]

You are in the right track buddy !

I used to play golf every Sunday morning with some work mates down south , one guy was a member of a club there. We would normally play 9 holes then a beer at the club house and perhaps a few bucks into the pokes then everyone went their separate ways . I always told my Mrs we played 18 holes !

On my way back , I could easily take a detour to Hurstville and had a quickie 30 min. Hoi Nam Tin would have seen plenty of me all those Sunday........ haha

Too bad they all retired now and no more games !

So you actually played 10 holes (or 11 or 12 depending on extra offered) that day

[down2fish]

I am just like you except punting came before the GF came. I thought when she came along that it would put the punting to a stop but 5 years later and I’m still going haha, you just can’t seem to replace a good punt in any way. Also like you I also prefer massage over FS as it’s waaaaaaay more relaxing. Anyway, my go to excuses are:
1. After work function
2. After work meetings.
3. While I’m at work I get my best mate to message me and ask me to play poker or go fishing.
4. Sometimes she works till 9 pm, happy days.
5. Plenty more, you just have to be creative and not suspicious.

As long as your GF doesn’t suspect you of anything then you’ll be sweet.

[BigDickAsian]

As long as your gf doesnt suspect you

She might not suspect you today, but she can easily suspect you in the future

Some gf are more suspicious than others also

I accidentally left a used condom wrapper in my trousers
For some reason, I found this wrapper in the laundry one day, must have fallen out

My gf asked me to put out some laundry at that time, and not surprised if she saw the wrapper
Whether she recognised what it was I dont know, but she isnt acting too suspicous

Aways just one mistake away from having a suspicous gf

I’m very close to getting a suspicious wife. I’m typing this while she is sitting opposite me at the table. I just can’t stop coming to this forum!

[Brothelcreeper]

I’m very close to getting a suspicious wife. I’m typing this while she is sitting opposite me at the table. I just can’t stop coming to this forum!

Type it when you next do a shit as hopefully she won't be watching

[JAV_Fan69]

I’m very close to getting a suspicious wife. I’m typing this while she is sitting opposite me at the table. I just can’t stop coming to this forum!

You have so little self control and respect for your partner that you visit the forum in front of her? Worried you'll miss out on some riveting nuggets of knowledge like those posted in "What to buy the WL who has everything"? Or perhaps it's the meeting of the minds in the "WL's who love anal" thread that has you risking your marriage?

Yeah, the possible mother of your children can get stuffed, Rooter might be posting another work of fiction. Better get in there and electronically high five him bro.

Priorities.....

[BigDickAsian]

You have so little self control and respect for your partner that you visit the forum in front of her? Worried you'll miss out on some riveting nuggets of knowledge like those posted in "What to buy the WL who has everything"? Or perhaps it's the meeting of the minds in the "WL's who love anal" thread that has you risking your marriage?

Yeah, the possible mother of your children can get stuffed, Rooter might be posting another work of fiction. Better get in there and electronically high five him bro.

Priorities.....

Looking for a fight are we?
Addiction has nothing to do with respect for your partner you self appointed arrogant twat!
TROLL!

[JAV_Fan69]

Looking for a fight are we?
Addiction has nothing to do with respect for your partner you self appointed arrogant twat!
TROLL!

Trolling is more in line with shitposting.

What I posted was the truth.

FYI, Kelly works as Ada at Five Dock on Saturdays. Have fun. Although she may have picked up the clap from 533 where it's rampant at the moment.

Edit: Lol at your definition of a fight. It's online buddy, we're not exactly going to draw pistols at dawn. Seems I hit a nerve though. Are you posting this while your wife is cooking your dinner maybe? Classy.

[BigDickAsian]

Go look up the definition of internet troll so that you can educate yourself and while you're at it you might also want to look the meaning of the word metaphor.

Your information is not to be trusted, you have posted zero reviews!
Besides, LW has already said he's spoken to both ladies and they both said they only work there.

What you posted was not fact! It was merely your condescending opinion.

[JAV_Fan69]

Go look up the definition of internet troll so that you can educate yourself and while you're at it you might also want to look the meaning of the word metaphor.

Your information is not to be trusted, you have posted zero reviews!
Besides, LW has already said he's spoken to both ladies and they both said they only work there.

What you posted was not fact! It was merely your condescending opinion.

Internet troll definition: "In Internet slang, a troll (/troʊl, trɒl/) is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting quarrels or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a newsgroup, forum, chat room, or blog) with the intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal, on-topic discussion, often for the troll's amusement"

My post was on topic, wasn't extraneous, and didn't disrupt normal conversation. You do seem upset though. Are you okay? Please point out on the screen where the bad persons words hurt you.

In reality, you know I'm right, thats why you're upset, and your weak will disguised as "addiction" is what you are really ranting and raving about.

Metaphor Definition: "A metaphor is a figure of speech that directly refers to one thing by mentioning another for rhetorical effect"

Lol where was your metaphor guy? You mean your use of the word "fight"? That wasn't a metaphor, that was a sheltered bloke in his 40's or 50's who has had a truth bomb dropped on him and who thinks exchanging empty expletives on the internet is a fight.


Uh, also, here's the roster page for Kelly's at Five Dock. Note Saturdays roster. Ada. That is Kelly from 533. They told Littlewonder otherwise because:
A) He's an old regular most of the girls laugh at behind his back and who thinks he has a special relationship with them all
B) He has a big mouth and gets them in trouble with Angie

http://www.kellysasianflowers.com.au/roster.php

[harrycd]

I only punt while single.

[JAV_Fan69]

Looking for a fight are we?
Addiction has nothing to do with respect for your partner you self appointed arrogant twat!
TROLL!

Where'd you go brah? Judging by your working girl choice I'd say you're addicted to crystal meth and bbfs.

Do you bbfs your wife afterwards too? Srs question.

I only punt while single.

Respect + 1, you swarthy mofo.

[BigDickAsian]

Where'd you go brah? Judging by your working girl choice I'd say you're addicted to crystal meth and bbfs.

Do you bbfs your wife afterwards too? Srs question.

I have a life outside of this forum dip shit!
Unlike you who hides all day behind the keyboard thinking he has one!
Judging by your comments you're probably the one who gets bbfs considering you got the clap!

You want the srs answer, yes I came down your mom's throat.