The Sermon Beginneth

[F0x]

And it is spoken,

A true friend is like a penis, they stand up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, they support you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , they protect you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, they accomodate you fully despite the size of your problem.

* Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. In life no one helps you once you're fucked.

* Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

* Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

* Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

* When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

Here endeth the lesson.

[woodland]

This is genius F0x.

[Double_Adapter]

Nice work F0x, I'll add some proverbs to your bible.

- For blokes the difference between sex and love, is that sex relieves tension while love causes it.

- For chicks sex is like rain, they don't know how many inches they're gonna get and how long it's gonna last.

[GoldfishMan]

And here I was thinking life was like a box full of chocolates, loll...

Nice work bro Fox!!