Fact of Life!

[doctorspock]

A little fun economics to lighten up your day.

Wife to her Accountant husband:
what is inflation?
Husband:
Earlier you were 36-24-36.
But now you are 48-40-48....
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is INFLATION.😜

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜

Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability.
But,
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset. 😜😜😜😜

An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!

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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
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Philosophy of marriage:
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD.
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!!!
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[jeter]

Joke:

Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it

[Lenka_X5]

Q: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

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[curious36]

Thank you for the facts of life.
I really enjoyed it.
Alas it did not excitement me to cum.

[jediknight4ever]

Cassian: "Hey Jyn!"
Jyn: "What?"
Cassian: "We Erso dead."

[doctorspock]

_1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?_
*Stress is when wife is pregnant;*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;*
_*Panic is when both are pregnant!*_

_2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?_
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!*

_3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?_
*Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!*

_4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_
*“Which book has helped you most in your life?”*
*The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”*

_5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called,_ *Husband the Master of the House?* *Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"*

_6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?"_
*Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!*

_7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day._
*Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*

[AHLUNGOR]

[Lenka_X5]

Q: What is hard and pink when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out?

A: Bubblegum

[BigDipper]

This may take you all back to your teen days, jerking off to porn before you found punting:

Q: “What’s the difference btw pink and purple?”
A: “Your grip!!”