Exactly where is the surf in Pattaya? Unless you mean the washing powder in the laundry.
Finding surf in Pattaya is like finding a virgin there.
Believe it or not but I have had great body surfing action at Samae Beach on Koh Larn...half an hour boat ride from Pattaya. At the time, I really thought that it would be a great idea to hire at least a boogie board, or maybe a board for some fun.