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    about you... and you... and you ... but not Brown Wallaby

    It was back, maybe in 2009
    When a bloke unknown…no buddy of mine,
    Whispered, “Mate, it’s going to be a gold mine”,
    at www.ausforum Ninety Nine

    I guess he tipped, thinking I might,
    appreciate this new website.
    a place where blokes can chat,
    about this, and about that,
    Not that girls are unwelcome
    On the contrary ...It’d be more fun for everyone.

    I imagine business could boost too,
    So long as she didn’t get in the poo,
    By attracting unwanted attention from the boys in blue.

    But I write here today to pay respect,
    To some blokes of whom we’ve come to expect,
    To pass on a caution…. meaning a negative tip,
    about some ML whose performance on the flip,
    Left something large to be desired…
    The sort of experience that just isn’t required.
    In horse punting lingo, you should have “layed the bet”.
    Not parted with the cash, only to regret.

    Sometimes too, a word of advice,
    From an astute punter eg Dark Ice.
    I ponder on his middle name... maybe Cinderella?
    Something cryptic masking the reality of the Frozen Stiff Black Fella.


    While we all love a tip that's hot,
    On whose in form and who is not,
    To be really fair,
    We shouldn't let it matter or even really care,
    Regarding the tipster from no matter where.
    But when it comes from the Compulsive Church Goer,
    Surely we ought beware.
    He certainly doesn’t mind a punt,
    Or even a quadRELLa,
    The ,

    “Too much time spare time in his job,
    but we are all just envious”,

    The Massaddict Lucky FELLa


    You might expect from a Quarrie Worker,
    Who really put’s in … definitely no lurker,
    To have a keen eye for a gem,
    Sorting thru the gravel being his main probLEM,
    His tips are gold ...He ain’t no faker
    This avid punter also known as the Rockbreaker.

    But the one whose success could be universal,
    Is the local specialist in role reversal
    Very soon after the starting post.
    Is he the one who gives or receives the most?
    He’s known for frequently being straight,
    talking I mean, and with girls, not gay mate
    Never would he tell a whopper.
    I’m referring of course
    To the one and only,
    Dirty Mid Sized Hopper.
    Don’t think I need to out it SPELL.
    OK…Just one hint…. he’s a fucking marsupIaL


    While HE is champion of the DFKiss,
    I struggle even to take the piss.
    While I'm trying my heart out to be a urine thief,
    ....all you blokes are here planning for your next hand relief.
    While I may be cryptic and concealing,
    What really revs me up is some crafty urine stealing.

    I know I'm just no bloody good,
    Destined to usually being misunderstood.
    While everyone has their personal issues,
    at least we all appreciate the under table tissues.

    We cant all be seducing,
    The Korean lasses moisture producing,
    Could the flooding now more freQUENT,
    Be due to the $ by the Dirty Hopper SPENT?
    Raising water levels to another peak,
    as fluids gush from Korean loins,
    Into the storm water system,
    …….. even as we speak?

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    Enjoyable read.. U funny

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    Awesome - Great read!!

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    Once upon a midnight dreary,
    While I porn surfed, weak and weary,
    Over many a strange and spurious site of hot galore.
    While i clicked my favorite bookmark,
    suddenly there came a warning,
    And my heart was filled with mourning,
    mourning for my dear amour.
    'Tis not possible!", Said I,
    "give me back my free hardcore!"
    Quoth the server...



    "404"

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    Quote Originally Posted by gpeck80 View Post
    Once upon a midnight dreary,
    While I porn surfed, weak and weary,
    Over many a strange and spurious site of hot galore.
    While i clicked my favorite bookmark,
    suddenly there came a warning,
    And my heart was filled with mourning,
    mourning for my dear amour.
    'Tis not possible!", Said I,
    "give me back my free hardcore!"
    Quoth the server...



    "404"
    and the girl says ‘Fifty bucks more ....’

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    hahahaha, some of you boys have to much time on your hands.
    good reading.

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    I'm more concerned about where the Young HABs put their hands

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    That poem is fun to read and at the same time putting pressure on me to be as successful as what’s written. And I failed. Of 3 girls I saw for the first time in the last 7 days only 2 were willing to exchange saliva (only the mid and late 20s). The 22 yr old said ‘I only kiss my bf and you’re too old to be my bf’. Can’t blame her, sigh ....

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    Had another zero massage, dfk-loaded session with a tall, slim girl at my favourite shop. It was my second visit to her. Couldn’t get down as it was her time of the month (I made a visual check and she was telling the truth). She took other gears off. Didn’t discuss money so I gave her $30

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    I had a zero massage but loads of touching, playing, sucking and DATY session after a long break. Took all of gears off and licked her everywhere I wanted to. She finished me off at the end of the session. No tips discussed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockbreaker View Post
    I had a zero massage but loads of touching, playing, sucking and DATY session after a long break. Took all of gears off and licked her everywhere I wanted to. She finished me off at the end of the session. No tips discussed.
    Yes, the same girl. What a bundle of joy ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by brownwallaby View Post
    Yes, the same girl. What a bundle of joy ....
    BW PM me the details please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brownwallaby View Post
    Yes, the same girl. What a bundle of joy ....
    Good looking and pretty too!

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    Just had another instance where the girl doesn’t want to give hj but is OK with a lot of other things, incl DFK and deep fingering. A naturally reserved and shy girl who can’t help whispering ‘it feels awesome’ in her language

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    Quote Originally Posted by brownwallaby View Post
    Just had another instance where the girl doesn’t want to give hj but is OK with a lot of other things, incl DFK and deep fingering. A naturally reserved and shy girl who can’t help whispering ‘it feels awesome’ in her language
    Saw this Japanese girl again. Now she allowed more and gave me more. Basically opt 3 + daty. No tips discussed so I left $40 on the table, and she thanked me again and again

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    Usually if after the deed is done there's a few minutes left an ML will give me some light massage or we will just have some light hearted closing chat, but a girl I saw recently chose to take her top off once more and demanded that I suck her boobs like I'd done before coz 'it is so exciting'. We went a bit overtime because of this .... weird but yes exciting ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by brownwallaby View Post
    Usually if after the deed is done there's a few minutes left an ML will give me some light massage or we will just have some light hearted closing chat, but a girl I saw recently chose to take her top off once more and demanded that I suck her boobs like I'd done before coz 'it is so exciting'. We went a bit overtime because of this .... weird but yes exciting ....
    Hey BW you better start charging them or at least write a book called "The Art of ........." (insert appropriate word) Puff Puff

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    it was much too soon after shooting the load and I was still limp. Otherwise I would hv asked for a second round. But yeah next time I see her I should prepare a different plan. But having said that I’m now reminded that I come to the shop mainly to serve the girls.
    Thx Prof

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    Quote Originally Posted by brownwallaby View Post
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    Saw this Japanese girl again. Now she allowed more and gave me more. Basically opt 3 + daty. No tips discussed so I left $40 on the table, and she thanked me again and again
    She is definitely a keeper. Very shy and sweet. Although she is unshaved, it is still very tidy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockbreaker View Post
    She is definitely a keeper. Very shy and sweet. Although she is unshaved, it is still very tidy.
    Thanks for responding RB, now I can share the flooding of PMs with you, lol

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