Dear Santa

For Christmas this year I was wondering if you could line me up a stunning babe who is expert in BBBJ, DATY, 69, Nude massage and CIM. I'm open to nationalities (no need to discriminate) but she must be a real looker with a hot bod and a willingess to please. Somewhere in Sydney would be good and an hour should do it and hopefully end up with change from $120-150.

I promise I have been a good boy (well, most of the time) and will treat the lady very, very nice.

I'm eager to hear your suggestions. You are a well travelled man, Santa, and must have met so many beautiful girls in your travels so I'm sure you can sort something out for me.

Yours truly

Widebluesea