Lol... Just kidding
Her one piece dress kept falling down and she kept adjusting it... I dun get why ladies like to wear a dress like that exposes their boobs and spend lots of effort kept adjusting it to cover it up againhttp___prod.static9.net.jpg
Why isn't she in Married at First Sight ??
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Yeah, King Wally, you're right about that redhead. She has thighs like Goodyear blimps, surmounted by an arse that has to expand sideways in a hurry if it wants to join up seamlessly with the thighs.
Seeing all that lot wobble away from me to the ensuite would kill my interest quick smart. It would be like Frodo looking at the crack of doom.
That bland wimp she's with (Cam?) must have a permanent set of beer goggles on.
Yeah that seems to the case
You guys have got me into it now.
That gormless country dope with Jess has got zero emotional depth. His most eloqent speech to her complaints is "Righto." With his fluffed up hair and hinged mouth he looks more like a ventriloqist's dummy than anything else. And with about the same emotional depth.
It is hard to believe that the very attractive Jess, two red slugs for a mouth or not, really wanted to make a go of it despite what she says.
I haven't been watching the Married AFS this year but from time to time the station Ads just kept popping up, just noticed that Jessika ? is actually quite doable ?
and so is Martha of course !!
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me too, when I first saw those women, I wouldn't want to be with any of them, let alone marrying them, no way. Fake lips and fake tits are just for fun, for sex but not for me to marry the girl. And I don't think asian men would want to be with them either. Caucasian guys may think differently though, we just have different taste.
All up, I haven’t watched more than 10 minutes of that show !
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Did anyone see tonight's reunion dinner? Martha (Greek girl) spills red wine over Cyrell (Filipino loud mouth) after Cyrell starts attacking Martha in front of everyone at the dinner table. Don't you guys love it when girls go wild?
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I mean it is the most lightweight of fluff Tv, but it is pretty funny I'll give it that. Bogan Cyrell is a real ballbreaker. She's got good verbal skills though. In fact the clique of girls she is against are all very quick on their feet verbally. The guys, guys generally, aren't like that, they, we, find it all too exhausting...
Apparently this is the 6th season of the show, but the first one I've watched.
By all accounts this season was a classic of the genre, the combination of personalities creating much more fireworks. The cheating antics and husband swapping was apparently a first for the show. They'll be hard pressed to get a combination of people as entertaining in their weaknesses as this one. I read the ratings for it kept getting better and that the last two nights had State of Origin numbers (2.4m).
Many laugh out loud moments. Like Filipino Cyrell shouting to Jess that her legs were like 7 / 11 - always open. That girl's a classic.
The producers will never be able to get such a combo of high maintenance, argumentative, needy and conniving ladies together again.
Wilisno and Ahlungor, looks like you missed out on the fun this time. Ning might have put you both off too early.
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I used to do weddings with a classic car (no prizes for guessing what model). Do you know how many times a boob popped out of a wedding or bridesmaids dress for me?
Twice.
Twice in about 16 bloody years. Hardly worth the effort! I used to carry "Hollywood Fashion Tape" in the glovebox in the hope that I had to come to their aid but it never happened!
Back to topic, I'm kinda glad its over this year. I found the staging of it all to be over the top and obvious, and the people or characters were insufferable! The only person on there that I could have a conversation with would be the chunky red head, Jules, and I don't think I could do anything more with her. The rest where just over-entitled and self absorbed losers with hang dog expressions.
FMH
I was flicking through Scarlettblue website and saw that one of the MAFS "stars" of a few years ago...Hayley Vernon... is now on the site selling her fanny for $950 per hour. She is apparently a bit of a Melbourne celebrity, however when she was on MAFS, she was a prize cunt of a human. So much so that her "husband" got so fucking sick of her bullshit that he dropped a turd in the toilet and cleaned the toilet with her toothbrush. She is / was a drug addict and has tatts all over her...no thanks!