How to get rid of a clinging girlfriend

[JustMetoday]

Deleted for poor humour attempt.

[Soupy]

Don't suppose you have considered telling her your not ready to settle down and you find her too clingy so it's finished?

[JustMetoday]

Tried that. Cultural thing maybes and that she was concerned about biological clock ticking

[dt333]

Ummm have you considered she might tell her friends, and those friends will tell their friends, then eventually some one in your inner circle will find out.

[JustMetoday]

I know her through wechat. No link there

[Falcon2005]

Hilarious. Because she is still texting me asking for details.

maybe she is thinking about becoming a WL herself.....what id you say her wechat name is

[ManilaMan]

I wonder what she would do for a couple of pineapples..........

[dt333]

I wonder what she would do for a couple of pineapples..........

Catfish her as a punter and see if she bites lol

[The Professor]

So I had a clinging Chinese girlfriend with smoking hot body and unfortunately looking to now make babies. I’m not in the mood to reproduce. She is tying up too much spare time.

So I tell her about punting. Problem solved. She is fascinated and disgusted at same time. 95% sure she won’t bother me again after today now she knows other girls have kept me entertained for cash. Hilarious. Because she is still texting me asking for details.

And you are telling us because????????????????
Do you want to hear about my ex gf who was a GC Meter maid and Penthouse Pet and then there was the one ......
Maybe you should have started off with - does anybody want to make babies with a smoking hot Chinese girl? And then tell her that and then she definitely would have left you alone...........isn't that what you want?
Prof

[4FoW2]

And you are telling us because????????????????
Do you want to hear about my ex gf who was a GC Meter maid and Penthouse Pet and then there was the one ......
Maybe you should have started off with - does anybody want to make babies with a smoking hot Chinese girl? And then tell her that and then she definitely would have left you alone...........isn't that what you want?
Prof

Agree...........many have been in this situation and have no need to tell the world.

[rockbreaker]

I think the OP just saw the humor of using punting history to get rid of a clingy gf, which is unheard of. I thought that’s really funny and appreciate the sharing of the joke.

Should he share the wechat id and let everyone on the forum to try screwing her? Annoying due to the clingy thus separation is one thing, and sharing the details is completely another thing. The latter is pretty much more than a dick, IMO. I doubt the op was going down that path. Nice try for the rest of the guys. Lol

[November Scorpio]

So I had a clinging Chinese girlfriend with smoking hot body and unfortunately looking to now make babies. I’m not in the mood to reproduce. She is tying up too much spare time.

So I tell her about punting. Problem solved. She is fascinated and disgusted at same time. 95% sure she won’t bother me again after today now she knows other girls have kept me entertained for cash. Hilarious. Because she is still texting me asking for details.

So I thought the solution was quite simple. Tell her about about how you contracted HSV1 back in December like you told us. Tell her to get checked & I'm pretty sure she'll leave you & wont come back.

[JustMetoday]

It was a poor attempt at humour and I will leave it at that.

For the record I am totally clean.

[blake_ly]

It was a poor attempt at humour and I will leave it at that.

For the record I am totally clean.

I didn't know herpes is curable?!

[Tavs]

I didn't know herpes is curable?!

Dettol fixes all

[4FoW2]

[QUOTE=Tavs;1657604]Dettol fixes all[/QUOTE
lol...lol...lol

[blake_ly]

Dettol fixes all

Before, during, or After? haha

[RockHardGuy]

Before, during, or After? haha

Prevention better than cure

[4FoW2]

Prevention better than cure

Ok so I am going punting this afternoon so I just dipped my dick into the dettol bottle ( had trouble getting it inside 250ml size but as the girls say to me "nice fit") now how long do I keep it there for?

[spiral]

No you have got it all wrong. Don't dip your dick in it. Dettol works from the inside. You need to drink it.