Elegant massage Archerfield

[reddoor]

Had a couple of visits here recently and had a pretty good time. Not my area but was recomended to me so gave it a shot. First visit was very accommodating with a very friendly girl who seemed very happy to get a customer. Second visit sexier girl but minimal offerings which was very dissapointing but massage was pretty good so not a total loss. The rooms r quite small and too dark for my liking but if good service doesnt really matter i suppose. Its a bit out of the way tucked into an industrial estate but at least its easy parking and no busy street right out front. Keen to try again.

[Massaddict]

I have had good experiences at Elegant. Great massage. Friendly masseuse.

[The dude]

I've been on Sundays a few times - ranges from vanilla to meh. Maybe worth a visit on another day/roster.

[reddoor]

I've been on Sundays a few times - ranges from vanilla to meh. Maybe worth a visit on another day/roster.

What is "meh"? Hope u dont mean meth. 😳

[The Professor]

The expression "meh" has come to mean - take it or leave it, disinterested, whatever.
Bit like when you walk into a shop and the ML is a 6 but she offers you a discount on the massage = mehhhhhhhhhhhhh
FYI (and for those who did not know) "vanilla" means nothing special, same ol same ol, ordinary service or looks.
Bit like 75% of the shops in Brisvegas - rub here, rub there, flip and tug - thanks for the money, next please.
Puff Puff Prof

[reddoor]

The expression "meh" has come to mean - take it or leave it, disinterested, whatever.
Bit like when you walk into a shop and the ML is a 6 but she offers you a discount on the massage = mehhhhhhhhhhhhh
FYI (and for those who did not know) "vanilla" means nothing special, same ol same ol, ordinary service or looks.
Bit like 75% of the shops in Brisvegas - rub here, rub there, flip and tug - thanks for the money, next please.
Puff Puff Prof

Haha ok, tks for that prof. I think ive led too sheltered a life. 😇

[The Professor]

Haha ok, tks for that prof. I think ive led too sheltered a life. ��

Don't worry my dear man. In my day a thong was something you wore on your foot, teachers would check whether you brought your rubber to school, gay meant happy and a tool was something I used in my shed.
Today my kids say I am fully sick but I assure them I feel ok?
Yesterday I asked my son how could I keep up with the changing vocabulary? He said "Dad get your tablet, use the net and store the info in your cloud." So I went to the medicine cabinet and got my fishing gear out but how the fuck was I suppose to get a fucking cloud?
Young people these days - I'll never understand them!
Puff Puff prof

[The dude]

I don't know about meth but there wasn't any crack

[APL]

What is "meh"? Hope u dont mean meth. 

Your obviously Not a My Kitchen Rules fan its all over it

[APL]

The expression "meh" has come to mean - take it or leave it, disinterested, whatever.
Bit like when you walk into a shop and the ML is a 6 but she offers you a discount on the massage = mehhhhhhhhhhhhh
FYI (and for those who did not know) "vanilla" means nothing special, same ol same ol, ordinary service or looks.
Bit like 75% of the shops in Brisvegas - rub here, rub there, flip and tug - thanks for the money, next please.
Puff Puff Prof

That was Rad mate

[reddoor]

Your obviously Not a My Kitchen Rules fan its all over it

I rather shave my balls with a cheese grater than subject myself to that pathetic garbage.
Give me Python reruns any day. So yeah not a fan bro. 😆

[ecchi.gaijin]

I rather shave my balls with a cheese grater than subject myself to that pathetic garbage.
Give me Python reruns any day. So yeah not a fan bro. ��

So you're more of a Married at First Sight fan?

[reddoor]

So you're more of a Married at First Sight fan?

Geeez ecchi dont get me started 😠

[Lunchbox Lover]

Any good reports from here lately?

[The dude]

@LL

from my experience, on the mature side. The MLs I've crossed paths with are all very pleasant. No cutting time short, no forgetting change (there's another place close by that I wouldn't say the same about). Apart from that, nothing to write home about.

[Little finger]

Sorry for the inactivity, been in bali for the last couple of weeks. The night before i flew out i drove past this place so decided to give it a go.
Like previously said its tucked in off a not so main road so hard to be judged by the public if that bothers you.

Didnt have a booking so walked on up stairs, rang the bell and was greated by a a cute asian with a decent figure. Opted for 1 hour as i was in holiday mode and wanted to relax. I get shown to a room which isnt the worst set up but far from the best. Bit dark and noisey but not to worry. I get on the table and in she comes to start the massage.

The massage wasnt overly great and the table kept creeking so i already started losing faith but i was already face down so what do you do. Not much tt either.

Anywho flip time, she asks the usual and i ask for a menu..which included what i was hoping for. Bit over priced and said i can only afford this, was hoping shed lower the price but insists i can transfer her. A little talking and teasing from her and i give in and go for it anyway as i was in holiday mode. Sorry to the seasoned punters with more restraint and better negotiating skills.

So over all. Rooms could use a renovating and i could work on my restraint but at the end of the day we were both satisfied with the session.

[angrybirdy]

been there a couple of times, ask to see who's on, all old mummy's walk straight out, chuck a standard "next time"