This can be really fun when trying to seduce your lady. Indirect sexual talk is the language of flirting. Here are some of mine, feel free to use them.
RF: Do you like to eat KFC?
Girl: Yes. Why?
RF: Have you tried their sliders? *make sliding movement suggestively
It's better when a lot of sauce is used, for better lubrication when eating
Trying to convince the girl to go bareback
Girl: Dont forget the condom
RF: I want you to be my condom
Girl: Cant, must use condom
RF: Dont use too much plastic. It's bad for the environment.
Then I start talking about marine life, turtles who died because their flippers got stuck in condoms.
After sex, show her the condom. See you killed another turtle..
This plant the seed in her mind to go bareback next time
RF: What is your hobby?
Lady: (some hobby)
RF: Do you like to bake cakes? A lot of girls like to bake cakes
Lady: (answer irrelevant)
RF: Well, if you do bake, Id like to bring my baby gingerbread man dough and put into your hot oven. *Wink
Share more examples...
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Girl: Do you think I should build a spa behind my house?
RF: Sure, but make sure it's big enough to fit 2 hot guys at least
Girl: I need to consider the costs of upkeeping it.
RF: I dunno about that, but if let say you take a milk bath, thats $400.00 if you use Woolworths milk, considering $1/L. Although WW milk doesnt sound all that sexy.
In a restaurant..
RF: you know Thai Issan sausage is very famous right
Girl: I know
RF: We don't have to order that. You will have plenty of it.
To live in Australia is to win in the game of life.
no, thanks. i’m good. (leaves store immediately)
Your wallet has sexier voice.
Only really got me into it if the girl talks to me in Cantonese , nothing else will work !
Sorry guys, if you don’t know 廣東話，please look else where as the translation can’t even give you half the feel.
In Zanadu, first time I met #18 and when it’s time for extras , she asked how I would like to play?
你想點玩法？用手？用口？波D ?
Use hand, use mouth or body to body ?
Catherine the Hong Kong WL at 127 Regent St long time ago before it became the Korean place:
刁得未呀？吹咗好耐𡀔咊？
Can we fuck yet? I have blowed you for long time ?
阿哥哥，使唔使刁咁大力呀，又咁鬼死硬，想刁死人個女咩？
Hey brother, do you really have to bang me so fast ? And you are so hard, you want to fuck me dead ?
I can see why you punt ...
Yeah I don’t think they’ get half of that.
Individual preference, this kind of talks will turn me off, cheap ! I prefer sexual talk with implications rather than straight uttering those words !Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
BTW, Cantonese is my mother tongue.
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Thanks AHL for the contribution ! His could be the longest comments in this thread.
To live in Australia is to win in the game of life.
Cantonese is a very creative language..
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Fully understand brother Wil. Say for example when an English speaking WL would talk dirty while I was banging her hard - like fuck me, I’m coming and all that - it turned me off too! But in Cantonese it just has a different and more intimate feeling and very erotic ! May be it’s just me .
Just on Cantonese speaking WL, you remember Milo from 5 Star - did she ever talk dirty to you in Cantonese? It’s definitely not cheap it’s Gold - to me st least ......... haha
Milo, so delicious, such an awesome lady !!
EE 不捨！
a few times I have heard MLs or WLs mutter something in their native language at a heightened state of arousal. No idea what they are saying but it is definitely a turn on.
Probably saying 'I wish this guy would hurry up!'
I like it
You are so good
I m very relex
Fuck/play me hard
Have you come
I like you
Be quick
I don't like the way you fuck me
You little brother is strong
You little brother is big
Way did you learn to fuck like that
I like the way you lick my little sister
Your cum taste sweet.
I have a big one.( in English)
Wow You cum a load
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