Originally Posted by
Punter Poontang
The correct answer if you’re unlucky enough to be posted to Bleak City is Kittens in South Melbourne. Near the casino.
Disclaimer: it can be shit on weekends, when it’s absolutely rammed with guys it can be hard to grab a girl. But when not so busy it is pure quality. $50 for a fully nude lap dance, 3 songs so 10-15 minutes. In my visits anything above the waist has been a free for all, touching, licking and sucking allowed. If the girl likes you (or if she’s just trying to convince you to extend to save having to scour the room for her next customer) then DFK is also a very distinct possibility.
Not for everyone, but imo $50 for a hot & heavy makeout session with a naked cauc hottie grinding in your lap is a bargain. But I also drink my scotch neat and can successfully delude myself it acts as an antiseptic mouthwash from the last bloke that was sucking dem titties. Lol.
It’s also very handily placed to a number of shops in South Melb so you don’t have to go back to the hotel with blue balls.