The Ten Rules of Punting

[murphy]

Just as a bit of fun, I thought Id compile a list of the Ten Rules of Punting
Im no expert, so I welcome your input and I will edit this list accordingly

If there is a Rule that you abide by that I havent mentioned, post your Rule here. If you are a lurker, I need you to register, and tell us what you have learned. Or any punting vocab that helps you

A few people have found that punting has not been to their benefit, so a few of the Rules cover this issue

Im no expert, so let me know what Rules I need to include

1. Punting is in the here and now. It is a physical pleasure, like going to a fine dining restaurant. Once the session finishes, leave your emotions at the door, and go home with good memories. Pay, Punt, Leave.

2. Do punting as a hobby, one that is affordable for you and fits into your lifestyle

3. Dont do punting to fill a hole in your heart. No woman at a standard brothel is taking your money to provide emotional support.

4. Dont think a working lady will want to be your girlfriend. If you have fallen in love, you are most likely doing yourself and the working lady a disservice.

5. Embrace change. All WL/nL will come and go. That includes your current favourite. Turn your punting activity on and off like a tap

6. Be an educated punter and do your research. Value a brothel's consistency of service as the benchmark. If they cant deliver, go elsewhere. Always have a Plan B. A brothel needs to ensure consistent service levels to earn loyal customers. Spend some time on this forum. Get a sense about which brothels care about recruiting good staff, and which brothels couldn't care less. The buzzword is 'quality recruitment'

7. Change the industry. Only reward brothels that can provide you with ladies that offer a consistent service, with your money.
This is the new century. Men can live the dream, great sex with no hassles, and women can make a decent wage by making this dream happen.
There are some great slightly older ladies, with great bodies and great attitudes (Young ladies, age 20s, 30s)(Y2030s). Choose ladies who are young or young at heart.

8. Be a healthy, well groomed and polite gentleman.
Be a customer that a brothel and a lady will welcome back. Never lose your cool. And book ahead where needed.

9. It often pays to get off the beaten track and try a new place with few or no reviews.
The depth of quality of working ladies in Sydney is improving astronomically, every year now. Sydney is punting nirvana. Even more so, whenever the $A rises again against the $US. When those times return, its heaven on earth every day in Sydney.

10. Punting has many downsides. The biggest is if you are in a significant relationship and you get caught. Take at least 3 precautions to keep your punting hobby a secret. Do not risk World War 3. Acknowledge it is hard to keep your hand off your phone, even when your significant other is in the same room. What are you doing? Be much more careful than that. Read about how Tiger Woods got caught by his wife, and the Apocalypse that followed. This is not humour
Punting is a vice. It exerts a force that takes time to control, see below

Pay Punt Leave, Embrace Change, Grumpy cats, Plan B, Staying classy, the Courteous Exit, Quality Recruitment, Promotions, Picasso, Black hole force, Y2030s, burner phones, and destroying all evidence. Its the vocabulary you need to succeed. This forum has played a big part in the improvements in the brothel scene in Sydney. We may be anonymous, but as consumers we finally have a way to call out the complacent aspects of the industry that need to end. Contribute to the flourishing by praising good practice, and by stopping your visits to complacent brothels. Be discerning, dont be one of the foot traffic roadkill.
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TLDR
1. Punting is in the here and now. It is a physical pleasure, like going to a fine dining restaurant. Once the session finishes, leave your emotions at the door, and go home with good memories. Pay, Punt, Leave.

2. Do punting as a hobby, one that is affordable for you and fits into your lifestyle
A brothel that charges more is likely to give you a five star service, but you pay for it. Read the reviews to find the brothel thay suits your style and budget. If you start your punting life at the very expensive end of the scale, it becomes a highly expensive habit. A friend started punting by booking $1000 an hour privates. He could never then lower his standards to visit a brothel. And the quality of privates is totally hit and miss.

Punting is not about chasing the unattainably perfect punt. Its about spending some downtime enjoying intimacy and having fun. Its never supposed to be serious. If the session isnt a great one, you just provide feedback to the boss and move on. You are living a cherished life in this city

Punting can send you crazy. It can take years to know how to use punting wisely. It takes time to learn restraint, but you need to learn to control your punting habit, dont let it control you. You dont need to punt every day. You have your whole life ahead of you. Have a full life outside of punting including a social life, and work within a sensible budget. As it turned out, punting kept my home life stable. I could have easily lost my sanity dealing with sexual frustration and lack of intimacy at home. Thanks to punting with many different women, I am whole again

3. Dont do punting to fill a hole in your heart. No woman at a standard brothel is taking your money to provide emotional support.
There are privates who will take $700 or more. And even they eventually will tell you they are not your psychologist. If you need support, contact beyondblue or one of the other excellent support groups

4. Dont think a working lady will want to be your girlfriend
A working lady at a brothel has doubts about men she services. For obvious reasons, she suspects you see other women there too, and knows you have visited other brothels. Men think with their dicks, women have female intuition which keeps them out of trouble
The more attractive women invariably have boyfriends, who think their lady is working late shifts doing cleaning. The punter on this forum, asking where his favourite lady has gone, needs to learn to find a new favourite. The past is gone. She doesnt want to see you. You were probably a clingy guy, see Rule 3 above. Dont be that punter

If you have fallen in love, you are most likely doing yourself and the working lady a disservice.
Just like the counter assistant at David Jones, the lady is working shifts to support herself. At a busy public brothel, she is hardly interested in saving a place for you in her heart. If this does occur, its very unusual.

5. Embrace change. All WL/nL will come and go. That includes your current favourite. Turn your punting activity on and off like a tap
See many different women so you learn balance. By all means have a few regulars. But all working ladies will soon leave their job at a brothel. Get used to it. Change and variety is something you get used to in punting. Embrace change. Women usually only aim to work in this industry yo pay a few major bills, then they're out of the industry.
Do this experiment. On the day you usually punt, and no doubt you have a few good options on the table, dont punt. Use will power, and do something else that you have been neglecting. Like seeing that new movie.
The next day make a mental note that punting is under your control. You missed a punting opportunity, and the sky didnt fall down. There are even more sexy women available today than yesterday, and that number is increasing weekly in Sydney. Punting does not have to be a compulsion. Like a restaurant, you dont need to crave punting so badly, that you obsess over it. Turn the desire on and off . You control punting, not the other way around.

6. Be an educated punter and do your research. Value a brothel's consistency of service as the benchmark. If they cant deliver, go elsewhere. Always have a Plan B. A brothel needs to ensure consistent service levels to earn loyal customers. Spend some time on this forum. Get a sense about which brothels care about recruiting good staff, and which brothels couldn't care less. The buzzword is 'quality recruitment'

Dont turn up to a brothel without knowing if there are good reviews already, and be aware of the risk of a dud punt, at the brothel you are visiting. You need to know if you have to leave politely. Its called the courteous exit. Also find out if a brothel has a WeChat, or Line account. Immediately you will learn the real depth of talent in Sydney. It is getting amazing the wealth of choice we now have. Its also inspiring the amount of time that good brothels are spending providing up to date information and rosters. There are so many more young quality women in the last 12 months, that good brothels have extensive and reliable rosters. Its less hit and miss in many shops now. The power is finally with the customer. Famous brothels in Cleveland Street and in Willoughby set the benchmark 10 years ago for reliable, large, and up to date rosters on aus99. Its taken until 2019 for others in the industry to follow this lead. But dont get me wrong. That suburban brothel down the road, without a roster or a Wechat feed, can still be employing a few gems, working alongside some milfs.
Lovely young women just off the plane are appearing everywhere now. Ive met many of them. Not at all jaded by working in their job.

Look out for the Promotions which are driving a lot of business now. As competition increases, brothels who need your business are using an edge. I saw a doubles offer of $200 for 1 hour recently, with young women. Competition for your money is growing every week. Be selective and punt where brothels value your patronage

7. Change the industry. Only reward brothels that can provide you with ladies that offer a consistent service, with your money.
This is the new century. Men can live the dream, great sex with no hassles, and women can make a decent wage by making this dream happen.
There are some great slightly older ladies, with great bodies and great attitudes (Young ladies, age 20s, 30s)(Y2030s). Choose ladies who are young or young at heart.
The brothel industry in Sydney was renowned for being inconsistent and not spoken about. That was before it got more respectability, and OHS laws cleaned things up. Women can now feel safe and earn a great income. And forums have accelerated the change

Brothels can keep a very low profile in the media, but a massive nonintrusive presence on forums, websites or even better, on messaging apps like Line or Wechat, which we like. Texting bookings on messaging apps, has revolutionised reliability of bookings for the regular reliable punter, and has finally brought accountability to the industry. You now have a receipt on your phone to confirm you made a booking, both time and lady. Ride the wave.
Stick with brothels that have moved on from the practices of the 1980-1990s, which include no roster, no certainty with bookings, or jaded staff that dont care and make you feel you are imposing.
A brothel that only caters to the employees so that they get their paychecks, and ignore customer service, are called henhouses, and are best avoided. Also avoid brothels that clearly only attract foot traffic, not eyes-open punters. You can tell these brothels by the poor quality of staff they have. They seem jaded and annoyed with you wanting to enjoy a leisurely paced session, that you have waited all week for. If the women there are commonly watching the clock, telling you to hurry up during your session, you must tell the management at the end of the session.
Be careful, often the manager cares very little about service, and the next lady you meet there is similarly jaded and bossy. Take a tip, you are visiting a henhouse. Do not return if there are no good online reviews of the place. When I was new to punting, I wasted money at henhouses. The women were young and slim, but their service is poor.
In the old days, brothels could just employ some ladies, and wait for foot traffic. In the last 10 years, intelligent men of the smartphone/internet age value much more. They have smartphones, Uber, Spotify, Netflix, aus99, and the brothel Line or WeChat feed. They look at customer reviews. And they spend on a good lifestyle, not just 'bang and go' like the dark old days. Brothels that cant meet the demand for reliable bookings and decent service, will lower their patronage to foot traffic.
Be smart and not intimidated if a brothel boss gets angry if you want to walk out without choosing a lady. Some mamasans are known for their grumpiness. These are called Grumpy Cats. Stay classy, smile, and say you have seen the available ladies before, they eere all very good, and that you will come back another time. In 10 minutes that person would have forgotten about you anyway. Its a long day manning the front desk. Meanwhile you gave just saved yourself a few hundred dollars. Its called the courteous exit

There are some great slightly older ladies, with great bodies and great attitudes. They have young bodies, they love sex, are not jaded, and though they may be in late 20s or early 30s (Y2030s), they have lots to offer. I meet a few just off the plane, who come here for a while, then return home. Many havent had much sex in their home country. And they are usually half the cost.
The big trend in Sydney is brothels legally employing many more Y2030s, nice bodies and good attitudes, at good rates that make regular punting possible. It is not just the 20 years olds who can rock your world.
The art is finding the brothels with these Y2030s, rather than the jaded older ladies

8. Be a healthy, well groomed and polite gentleman.
Be a customer that a brothel and a lady will welcome back. Never lose your cool. And book ahead where needed.
Dont wear a shirt more than 24 hours old, it will smell. Nothing smellier than old sweat, or cologne thats been on a shirt more than 24 hours. Use mints or gum to freshen your breath. Shave beforehand, so your stubble doesnt hurt the lady when you kiss her body. Get your tackle tidy so the lady doesnt need a machete to get to your goods. Dont turn up drunk or disrepectful. Learn light massage on Google. Give the lady a gentle massage at the end, just before your shower. She deserves it. Be nice and she may tell her friends to join her in the industry, instead of telling her friends that all men are creeps. Dont be creepy. If she says her name is Linda, her name is Linda.
Don’t argue or fight over money with the women, don’t be cheap, just makes them angry and you get a bad punt
Even the most inexperienced front office boss can end up being your ally in the future, if you stay respectful. This is your lifestyle, get used to expect value for what you pay for. But always stay courteous.
If you turn up at busy brothel times without a booking, the quality of service from the girl you end up with might be very good, or you could be getting the least popular lady there. Ideally book by text, so you can prove you made a booking with a certain lady at a certain time. If you are travelling from a long way away, book the night before or early in the morning, and ring an hour ahead of your arrival, to confirm, to avoid a bait and switch.
If you sense you booked one lady and are being shown another, dont lose your cool, occasionally this can be an unexpected gem. It all depends on the depth of good staff at that brothel. If the depth of good staff at that premises is shallow, and the replacement lady looks too old or disinterested, best to say you have seen her before, walk to the door and say will be back another time. Again this is called the courteous exit. Smile and stay classy. Its your cash. Have a Plan B. Go to the next best brothel nearby. Maybe you turned up at peak hour, where the roster has been thrown in the bin

9. It often pays to get off the beaten track and try a new place with few or no reviews.
The depth of quality of working ladies in Sydney is improving astronomically, every year now. Sydney is punting nirvana. Even more so, whenever the $A rises again against the $US. When those times return, its heaven on earth every day in Sydney.
More and more young healthy women feel comfortable working in the industry, and Sydney is considered a safe place to work. Some absolute gorgeous and slim young 20 something year old women, just off the plane from Asia are working in some of the $130 per hour shops. I know because I meet them. I get regular texts from a great brothel in the south, with 20 something year olds for $110 an hour, and doubles are easy to organise. The days of brothels being only staffed by MILFs is now in the past. Instead ask for younger women, and women in their 30s who still have younger bodies
Value and decor. Sydney is an expensive place to rent, and that includes running a business. Learn to focus on the quality of the service, not the size of the room or quality of the curtains. I know one successful shop in the suburbs, some punters complain about the quality of the carpets, and ignore the fact they are getting a bargain with two young ladies for $240 an hour. As long as the shower works and the carpets are not mouldy, thats your perfect brothel for great times. You are never going to see a Picasso painting on the wall. Get over yourself. If you want nice decor, then pay accordingly and dont visit value shops. This is punting, not your honeymoon. Otherwise, find a place with Picasso on the walls, or a new red carpet for your feet, and leave the consistent quality value brothels for the rest of us. Or take a private to an nice hotel if you need expensive decor. Dont be a snob. Dont expect everything, if you want to pay a value price

10. Punting has many downsides. The biggest is if you are in a significant relationship and you get caught. Take at least 3 precautions to keep your punting hobby a secret. Do not risk World War 3. Acknowledge it is hard to keep your hand off your phone, even when your significant other is in the same room. What are you doing? Be much more careful than that. Read about how Tiger Woods got caught by his wife, and the Apocalypse that followed. This is not humour
Punting is a vice. It exerts a force that takes time to control, see below

Punting is a vice. It can magnify your flaws until you realise this and address this. Its a powerful force.
Regarding the security subject. It is much safer reading this forum on a punting phone, than on your laptop in your home. It will happen, you leave you laptop to answer the phone or to get a drink, and someone else sees your screen. Do not risk this.
Dont keep checking your phone for new brothels when your significant other is home. Dont check your phone late at night on your own, then your significant other walks out of the bedroom quietly and asks what website you are reading. Instead, use your phone infrequently at home for punting, and limitlessly away from home. That way relations dont get suspicious. Lock the door if you are checking the phone in the bathroom.
Hug the lady goodbye before your shower. Common mistake is to kiss and hug a lady on your way out, covering your face with lipstick and your shirt with her perfume. Use cash only, or the ATM down the road, not the ATM on the premises. Throw out all evidence straight after a punt. Condom wrappers, ATM receipts from the other side of town, parking meter papers on your car dashboard, avoid any credit card statements with brothel withdrawals. Do you need to hide your condom supply offsite not at home?
I just got a text at 9pm at night, from a great Sydney brothel advertising its roster.
It will happen to you too. If you text a brothel to book, they may text you back later in the year with a roster. Turn of your phone notifications
If you dont have a punting 'burner' phone, you are definitely risking being caught. It just takes one time where you leave your phone on the sofa, and your partner sees a strange number or message on your phone, for your whole world to be thrown into the furnace, and your life becoming ash. Please take every single precaution we discuss on this forum to protect yourself

Dont have the illusion that you have a connection with a lady. Privates. Unlike visiting a brothel, privates rely on punters who dont know how to find a decent brothel, or on punters who need a personal connection. The trap with that is these women arent your friend, they are a paid lover. Privates often have complicated lives, and dont need to date a punter, when they are getting a regular paycheck from them already. Privates often travel interstate for work too, thats why they are often uncontactable or unavailable. Dont develop feelings for a private, just because they know a bit more about you than a brothel lady. Its a total illusion. Have total respect, care for a working lady, affection even, but save your love for actual real life people

Punting is a vice that exerts a force. Like a black hole. Learn to evade its pull. Its healthy to take breaks from punting if its becoming too obsessive. If you are sad or lonely at home, or just bored, you can get caught up punting excessively to try to deal with that issue. But like alcohol, punting solves no problems. Like alcohol, it works best when its used for pure enjoyment, and in controlled amounts. Until you learn its temptations and aspects, it can grow to dominate your life and your thoughts. Particularly when you read great forums like this one. We all can have compulsive traits when it comes to love and sex. Sometimes you want to drop everything because there is a new young lady at your favourite brothel. You rank that above answering your bosses phone calls or taking your partner to dinner. But dont drop everything. Every day in Sydney there are new young women to meet. Your favorite brothel on average will have 3 new girls a fortnight at least. Take your foot off the pedal.
Step back now and then to make sure you have balance. Do not let your life be derailed by overpunting. Punt regularly, but not to the detriment of your career, social life, or finances. Masters learn the restraint and discipline over time, to be able to coldly and calmly stop punting for weeks at a time, if you need to focus on career, committments or your life. Punting is a force. Dont let it overwhelm your thoughts.
You have a life to live

Pay Punt Leave, Embrace Change, Grumpy cats, Plan B, Staying classy, the Courteous Exit, Quality Recruitment, Promotions, Picasso, Black hole force, Y2030s, burner phones, and destroying all evidence. Its the vocabulary you need to succeed. This forum has played a big part in the improvements in the brothel scene in Sydney. We may be anonymous, but as consumers we finally have a way to call out the complacent aspects of the industry that need to end. Contribute to the flourishing by praising good practice, and by stopping your visits to complacent brothels. Be discerning, dont be one of the foot traffic roadkill.

[BlackToad]

1 First rule of punting: Don’t talk about punting..... seriously don’t tell anyone, even your most trusted friend, brother, whatever...it will come back to you...

2 Cash only... we have already discussed this and why

3 Don’t get emotionally involved with a WL or ML... it only means trouble... again numerous posts have been through this

4 Don’t let it become an addiction...have self control over your punting

5 Quality is better than quantity.... sometimes cheap is too cheap ... don’t waste your money on bad punts

6 take a break if you feel you need it and come back refreshed

7 Beware wet spots on the floor in a RNT shop

8 Don’t go for a girl based on looks alone, attitude and service are more important

9 Don’t argue or fight over money with the girls, don’t be cheap, just makes them angry and you get a bad punt

10 Try something new every now and again, you might find you don’t like it or it could be the start of a new punting adventure

[rooter]

11. Always take a ham cheese and tomato sandwich with you when you go punting.
12. Make sure you cut it in half. Triangles only. Never rectangles.

[murphy]

Love your work friends

[CountryPunter]

13. When looking at privates on Locanta, Skokka etc always remember....too good to be true, is exactly that. Be prepared
for bait and switch.

[CountryPunter]

14. Always carry condoms when going for a massage

[murphy]

CountryPunter. Rule 7 was written with you in mind

[PervySage]

Rule 7 - shouldn't this rule be for wet spots anywhere in an RnT shop?

E.g masssge bed, pillow, walls....

15. Check for lipstick marks, on skin and clothes after the session.

16. Cover up or prepare excuses for any scratches or marks the ML / WL has given you....

17. If you use maps on your phone to get to your favorite shops, watch out when it starts tagging them as "significant locations"

[The AR guy]

Very well written Murphy. Good advice for all punters and a heads up for the shops.

[gentlescream]

18. Take care of the girl and they'll take care of you.

19. Extending #8 - my personal priorities are 1) Attitude 2) Service 3) Body 4) Face - it has always served me well. Money doesn't feel wasted if it's a good attitude girl, even if service is a bit lacking.

20. Take care of your own body as well. Healthier better body equals better sex - be it punting or not.

21. Don't write off a shop after one bad experience. Shit receptionists and shit girls are out there - even the best owners and managers make mistakes in hiring.

22. Even if you are safe, get checked up one or twice a year at least (personally I do twice minimum).

[rooter]

23. Bring an umbrella
24. Wear comfortable shoes

[murphy]

Thanks for all these excelkent tips. I will edit the list accordingly

[CountryPunter]

CountryPunter. Rule 7 was written with you in mind

Haha. Thanks Murph. Gotta admit I've been caught a few times.
Getting smarter these days, so it hasnt happened so much recently

Great idea this thread. Lots of good advice for novice punters. Keep the tips coming boys.

[Climax598]

25. Download Google translation and learn to use it with the girls.
26. Download WeChat if want to communicate with the girls.
27. Have a good rest before punting.

[murphy]

Haha. Thanks Murph. Gotta admit I've been caught a few times.
Getting smarter these days, so it hasnt happened so much recently

Great idea this thread. Lots of good advice for novice punters. Keep the tips coming boys.

Yes. Once you learn the ropes, punting is a much nicer experience

[rooter]

28. Before going to a punt always slaughter a live chicken as a sacrificial offering to the Punting Gods. They will bless you and bring you good luck with your punting.
29. If you can’t find a live chicken at short notice then at least have a feed at KFC instead. That might placate the Punting Gods.

[Climax598]

30. Thank the lady you have a good punt so you have a better punt with her next time.

[holi_day]

31. Always have a bit of extra cash in case the WL asks for tip for bareback.

[liminal]

#32. don’t take yourself too seriously

#33. House always win

[SavageXXX]

All back to rule no 1. DONT TO MUCH PUNT , YOU WILL LIVE POOR . Brothel make thousand dollar in a day and how much you make ? A thousand in a week ? They drive High end car and what you have ? None ...