Do you dirty talk and do you do it well
Yesterday, whilst enjoying certain pleasures of an 18-year-old African princess, I was saying how cute her pussy once which normally from her will give rise to some self deprecation. Over this time she stopped and allowed me to keep talking I need to burst out laughing claiming I was dirty talking her… And if that was the best I could do well pick up my game
The reality was that I had only been observational for it is both a visual and taste sensation delightful. Utterly.
Now I do feel like I can throwdown all manner of dirt smut ribald talk ... but am I any good, isit effective?
I know some of the cross cultural language issues , Can stymie enjoyment. Though some of the best dirty talking that’s been done to me was a particular Thai woman.
She could switch from submissive to ribald acidicly sweet, all the while getting the irony of it. she hated if I gave it back telling me it was dirty.
Another woman I see at the moment ,deeply gets off on her gangbang , stranger sex fantasies and how she’s been fucked .
So who is into dirty talk, who can dirty talk And get into it, off on it and Equally your sex partner
Haven't really had been able to dirty talk. I tried it once with my ex but we both burst out laughing. (I could have sounded like Ross from Friends)
I was with a ML once who tried to dirty talk me to get me to cum fast, but it ended up in a disaster. I just couldn't get it.
Maybe not my cup of tea, but would want to try and see again if that works.
Limininal, your OP is too general. Perhaps people are seeking ideas. Please detail in quote marks, say, half a dozen of the specific comments and remarks you like to make.
I don’t do dirty talk.
I am a BFE type of guy
Good point sir ... surely a new thread is required ...Originally Posted by God Member
Limininal, your OP is too general. Perhaps people are seeking ideas. Please detail in quote marks, say, half a dozen of the specific comments and remarks you like to make.
“Blow me down, lay it down, fuk you are a clown — give us your best nasty sweet talkin dirty beast tongue”
I’ll start it up...
Dirty talk isnt for me. Just as PSE is a bit of overkill.
Sometimes less talk and being in the moment is much more intense
Its a bit like sitting next to someone during a movie and you both talk through it. That means its usually a boring movie. The most intense movies you dont want to talk, you just want to take it all in
Limininal, your OP is too general. Perhaps people are seeking ideas. Please detail in quote marks, say, half a dozen of the specific comments and remarks you like to make.
I’m currently been taught to say some key phrases in Spanish it sounds far more
Erotic and dangerous than in boganish orzie
I don’t as a habit tkdirty with WL/ml though occasionally there is free association
Filth dirty smutty talk is not all Porn pillow talk . Can also be softer gentler . But whichever way it is timing and tone is an essential. If you end up laughing so be it
I’m still trying to sort out how to dirty talk an ex ML whose O/S . She’s a bit coy with pics and narrative . So any pointers appreciated
so a fave with the 18 year old princess with the gag reflex that makes her gush
That’s it baby take it all in I’m going to fuk your mouth
come on, you can take it deeper
sit That tight little ass on my cock
I smelt you all over my cock and balls just then as I took my clothes off in the gym. The guys near me I could swear smelt you also
tied up you ass your mouth your cunt is mine and I’m going to let any guy who asks, to fuk you , you want that I Know you do
I want you to cum all over my cock
There’s a myriad of variations on the theme and not when out of context makes sense at all
But I’ve learnt and still learning that good verbal comms enhances the sexual pleasure ad interaction whether in bed or on the phone
Liminal, you seem to be an open, caring, sharing kind of guy. So I'm now feeling a little guilty at goading you on the other thread into providing your dirty talk examples. I confess my motivation was so that I could have a laugh about the results. I knew they were going to sound like a bad 1970s LA porn movie, the type you could only see in a dingy cinema.
Liminal, thanks for posting this but I am pretty sure no-one is going to follow your lead.
Maybe I will. Once in the 1990's I was standing there getting a cbj from a philipino girl. I realised later that they are very Catholic over there, so that when I said
"Yeah, suck that fucken cock
she stopped for a moment, gently prodded my thigh with her forefinger and admonished: "Swearing."
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Liminal, thanks for posting this but I am pretty sure no-one is going to follow your lead.
Maybe I will. Once in the 1990's I was standing there getting a cbj from a philipino girl. I realised later that they are very Catholic over there, so that when I said
"Yeah, suck that fucken cock
she stopped for a moment, gently prodded my thigh with her forefinger and admonished: "Swearing."
Suitable come back, would’ve been Jesus H Christ honey who told you to stop fucking sucking my cock
Dirty talk, just say alot of rude words!, eg. whore, slut, etc
I Hate dirty talk is the biggest turn off nothing but way too fake....
doesn't happen too much and if it does it's very spontaneous. I think if you want in with a plan to dirty talk It would backfire. I think the girls respond better to softer and seductive, talk. Tease, suggestive......
Girls doing dirty talk doesn't work for me.
Dirty talk with an Aussie accent just sounds yobbo and bogan and is a turn off.
Dirty talk in broken English with an Asian accent just sounds funny and makes me laugh rather than come.
Dirty talk with American and European accents just sounds really fake and also a turn off.
So basically none of them work for me.
I like it when girls talk in their own language while having sex.
I like not having a clue what they are saying.
They could be saying "you fuck me so good you handsome stud" or "you are the worst fuck ever you shrivel dick wimp" or they could be reciting the Analects of Confucius for all I know. I like not having a fucking clue what they are saying.
I suppose there could be many different thoughts in this and surely it’s a personal preferences above all else and honestly there’s no one rule fits all?
Even with the same girl speaking the same thing to you, today, you are in certain mood and she may sound fake and boring, next week, you could easily find that she is so horny and erotic and you just have to pound her that much harder and deeper ??
Being Chinese and Cantonese native, there is no more sexier language than the Canto! When spoken by the genuine HK gals in the right moment, it’s just Gold ! And actually what they said didn’t even have to be sexy or dirty, just they way they said it and in the right moment and context of your intimate intervals. On the other hand, MLC who could only say a few words in Canto and try to have the same effect just put me off too!
More often than not I find dirty talk inauthentic, too scripted. Sometimes it is just plain weird and can take you out of the moment with the absurdity, for example a certain F-Cupper at 227 said "fuck my boob-pussy hard" during spanish which was weird but kind of funny and I nearly laughed, and when some of my load landed on her face exclaimed "aah, millions of your children are dying on my face" which was just off putting and unsexy. Actually I suspect she watches or reads a lot of hentai manga as there are a whole genre memes made about how strange the dirty talk in those are and it reminded me of that.
Hey eclipse... If a girl said a million of your children are dying on my face of definitely crack up! Funniest thing ever! Hahaha
Me: Dont dream of fatalising me. But fantasising ok! (our inside joke about the fatality in Mortal Kombat)
She: Morning, damn it didn't have a dream of fatalising you. (Smiley)
Me: I love to see you do fatality move on me.
She: I have many fatality secret moves.
Me: I like to use Mac because it's less susceptible to crashes and virus
She: Depends what you have been downloading..
Me: My computer is clean. I wonder what have you been watching and downloading on the net..
She: Haha.. mine is clean okay..
Me: Yeah right, I'd like to see your computer someday
Me: So your company imports Japanese products?
She: Yes, chocolates, mayonnaise..
Me: Do you like Kewpie mayonnaise?
She: I do (corrects me the correct pronunciation is kewpeee, not kewPIE)
Me: Me too, I like Kewpie and creampies.
She: What?
Me: Let you figure that out yourself..
She: Oh! hahaha..
She: I just had chicken for lunch. I like chicken.
Me: I like to eat chicken too. But if there is chicken and you, I prefer you.
Sex normally I like to discuss about it afterwards. Not really dirty talk, but something like
Me: Today, we had sex 2 times for 40mins, means Im above average.
She: Yes, but that includes showering time, and resting in between..
(LOL)
Also, I like to hug girls with full hard-on, privately or in public. Then say,
"can you feel it? thats for you. I want to go inside you right now"
Public sex
Me: You want to go to the toilet now? Me too.
I walked in front of her, then asked her to come inside the disabled toilet.
Motioned to her to come in. Surprised look, "what? Here?" she asks. "Yes, just a while". Then...
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