A Plumbers Guide to Laying Pipe


(a) The Taoist 9 Thrust method (alternating between deep and shallow thrusts) yields very good results. The only downside is the technique doesn’t take into account pipe angles. But if you can hold out for 81 thrusts you are sure to get her pussy tingling!


(b) Stirring the Honey Pot (aka Churning the Pipe) which involves grabbing your pipe at base and stirring or ‘churning' in circles both clockwise and anticlockwise whilst inside her. This guarantees you’ll hit all the spots previously missed. It also compensates for dudes with thin, narrow and tapered dicks.


(c) Shallow and Slow, combined with Churning is the way some women like it.
But there is an equally valid argument from the well hung bros; When you have a big tractor you don't plow the field shallow.


Shallow or Deep, Firm or Hard, Fast or Slow, Stirred or Non-Stirred.......whether its for Stormwater, Sewer or Gas plumbing?
Interested to hear your plumbing techniques for laying Pipe - techniques that will guarantee to make her go off like a fire cracker in Chinese New Year.