Well, back home south of the border from my adventures in the deep north. Definitely a mixed experience but on the whole, apart from being expensive and very hit and miss compared to Sydney, there are definitely some gems on offer … here is a brief summary … thanks to the brissie brothers for your guidance - you know who you are
Vivis
Lady starting with L
early 20s
philippino I think
Looks 7/10
Massage 8/10
Part two 7/10
Facilities 9/10 Quiet private room and good shower
Would I return (WIR)? absolutely!
FG
Lady starting with O
early 20s
Korean
Looks 10/10
Massage 10/10
Part two 10/10
Facilities 9/10 Quiet private room and good shower
Overall my best experience in Brissie
WIR? This place alone would be worth the move to Brissie
Especially to see lady O again!
Touch at Highgate Hill
I had tried to book a Chinese lady starting with J on someone's recommendation but she was on holidays. Was told by the mamasan over the phone there were several ladies working and that I could see the ladies first so I decided to take a punt
Arrived to be told by the mamasan that only 2 girls were on offer and that I had to pay $65 upfront for a 1 hour massage. I said that I would like to see the ladies first. Damn glad I did. The choice was between a fat chick from the land of Tacos with a hostile vibe and a stressed out, skinny, older and plain looking Chinese chick. Certainly nothing near the talent that is posted on their Wechat which is probably all bullshit photos.
I told the mamasan that I was not interested and walked out. Good decision
WIR? No fucking way!!
Zen at Kangaroo Point
Lady starting with O (a type of fruit)
early 20s
Japanese
Looks 6/10
Massage 6/10
Part two 5/10
Facilities 7/10 Quiet private room and good shower (probably the best features of this joint)
This place is expensive - $80 for 1 hour massage plus $100 plus for part 2 and, in my mind, not worth the money.
WIR? Maybe, there was another cute Chinese lady that I saw on my way out and, despite the price, it is a classy place
Star at Spring Hill
Japanese Lady starting with P (another type of fruit)
early 20s
Looks 7/10 (cute face and compact little body)
Massage 3/10
Part two 0/10
Facilities 7/10 Quiet private room and good shower
WIR? No fucking way! This was one of the most disappointing punting experiences I have ever had. The ML lathered me in oil which took 2 days to remove and gave me the lamest massage I have ever had. When it came time to flip over I thought, OK maybe things will start to improve now. I'm lying there butt naked with a semi stiffy (more from an expectation that something was going to happen than from anything that already had transpired) and she doesn't even mention extras or venture near my old fella. I'm thinking to myself, is this chick worried that I might be a cop or something? I'm not an ugly old fat bastard, I work out, I surf, I'm a young 50 year old … I've never been in this predicament before at a RNT joint - I had been told this was on offer at this joint by a brissie brother.
She just looked at me with her doe like eyes and kept doing her lame oily massage routine. Finally, with 10 minutes left, I decided I had had enough and told the ML I was getting up to have a shower. She had the nerve to ask me how the massage was! I thought for a moment, should I tell her the truth and hurt her feelings. But I'm not a nasty guy, I told her it was OK but not quite what I was expecting which left her with a puzzled look on her sweet but sad face.
On the drive home as I reflected on my experiences, images of Lady O at FG were swirling away in my brain. Thank god for hot Korean chicks!!
Well gents, PM if you want more details and happy punting
Oh, and to the boys in blue who are probably reading this, why don't you f$$$ off and try and find some real criminals you lousy f$$$$ing c$$$$s!!
Apologies for the expletives gents!