WTF
So driving home and 10mins along North of Brisbane
Impulse to visit massage shop after reading a few good reviews here about one.
Shall I or shall I not, bugger it, been a while
Ring up and book, no problem, ✔️
Trouser $60 folding for massage and $50 for option to combat expected upsell tactics if so desired
Budget locked in as per my usual tactic, big head will make decisions, won’t blow too much for experience regretted afterwards
Arrive and Asian girls pops out, wearing figure hugging cling dress that stops high up in thigh area, sexy, ✔️
and directs to room, asks for std $60 upfront one hour massage, no problem
lie on table sans clothes face down, girls knocks to come in, nice touch of respect, ✔️
Starts massaging me kneeling on table with her knees either side of my head on the table, weird
Rocking back and forth, grazing top of head with her mound, which was weird at first but strangely erotic ✔️
Massage was a mix of stroking and stretching out applying weight on my body down to my calves
I strike up some banter and she reveals her name which sounded like a Japanese seafood disk...oishinakwa or similar
Turns out she is from Korea, giggles at every word I say as if I have the effortless wit of Eddie Murphy
I usually get told of a fake Aussie name like “Sarah” or similar, which is their way of saying you don’t need to know,
So I actually believed her, nice, ✔️
She asks, me naked? I think about it ask how much?, she quotes $100,
and I decide no, don’t want to burn my small stack remaining at the beginning, and besides didn’t have that on me.
Jesus Christ I think, this is going to be mercenary, I hope she has something affordable for me towards the end
But not hopeful based on the opening salvo
Hoping she will not become all negative after my display of meanness, haha
We carry on, then still face down it seems she ripped off her dress and sling it to the side, while straddling my butt, must be deluded, wishful thinking?
Am I imagining this? She starts to slip her hand under my groin from behind and cup my wheels and pole which by this time had suddenly increased in volume magnificently ✔️ *#&$@ ✔️
She tells me to turnover, she is fully naked as suspected ✔️
She has a perfect body, triangular breasts, wow, tells me she is 24 after a little more banter that was hard after being nearly speechless. She sits on me abdomen facing away and aimlessly massages my thighs, legs, then feet
By this time she is bent forward and butt cheeks flexed revealing the full glory of her feminine crevice, seemingly winking directly at my eye
She goes to work on my cylinder and I grab her butt cheeks and squeeze, no complaints from her, so I start stroking her minge,
fark me, by now she is giving me a bbbj, and I place my digit where it would fit into snuggly if pushed and pause, she groans very quietly, she jerks forward,so I suspect I’ve found her no go zone, her line in the sand, I don’t push it, oh well can’t complain had a good run. Start sliding fingers up and down on it again, fiddling her folds.
She is going to town on my John Thomas, and her goods are still staring at me in the face, so I touch the opening again
She jerks backwards this time and finger goes three quarters in, wtf, clean, soft, no odour, and neatly formed, clearly she is young and fresh
I attempt same manoeuvre one hole up, and this time far too tight to enter more than one finger nail in depth, but the heart wants what the heart wants
I politely ask if I can dine in, fearing my liberties will be curtailed forthwith, and she shifts back and plants her delicious garden in my face, and I slurp away as if enjoying a bowl of ramen, a slurpy at the seven eleven has nothing on this, farK me, ✔️, ✔️ , ✔️
She gives her mouth a rest and swings around three sixty degrees and gives me the ol lawn mower starting action on my tool, again, bloody hell, she is relentless, she took it as a personal challenge that I could not release my pressure, going harder, faster, stronger, god knows why I didn’t release my stress, I think I was in shock, all the while no fee had been asked, discussed or negotiated after I declined the initial “me naked?” Offer. I apologised for making her work so hard, she laughed , and soldiered on ✔️ I assured her without her raising money, that I would give her a good tip for all this, feeling bad at the same time knowing that I only has 50 bucks on me, all the while reminding myself I am actually not in SE Asia and enjoying developing markets pricing, ✔️
Eventually after looking into the mirror where I see her silohetted form, and appreciating how gorgeous she is, I pictured doing the one act with her from behind, that was not participated in thus far, and about 58 mins in I gave her what she seemed determined to get deservedly from me. Boom!....any longer and she would have worn away some circumference. I was red sore but happy.
Finished up, cleaned me up and then surprisingly, sent me off for a nice hot clean shower, nice ✔️ Not, out the door, off you go!
This is the best massage shop visit I have ever encountered, and a universe away from what I have come to expect. So glad I took a punt. Left my remaining notes on dresser, and informed her of tip as I exited, glad she did not count it in front of me. Had I had $150 on me, I would not have hesitated to give for going above Nd beyond. All I can put it down to is she was in a hornet mood, and or felt challenged by me not accepting initial naked massage offer. like to say I was irresistible, however know I am a mr average and have my limitations.
Feeling bad about my shit tip I offer to give positive review and name establishment on forums to assist with her retirement plan, she laughed dismissedly, like more business was the last thing she would need. I took my reality check and floated away.